Paris Hilton Invades Dubai
Paris Hilton, newly single from ex-boyfriend Doug Reinhardt and separated from rebound fling Cristiano Ronaldo, has made her way to Dubai in the United Arab Emirates in order to extend her nefarious reach into the Persian Gulf. Paris will be doing a Dubai version of her competitive reality TV show My New BFF in Dubai as well as making public appearances at various locales in the city. Paris has been posting photos and tweets to her official Twitter profile … so I thought I’d share some of her messages with all y’all:

I’m Loving Dubai :)
Wearing the Evil Eye to ward off evil.
Salam Dubai means Hi Dubai
I Love Middle Eastern Culture and Fashion, so beautiful!
Camels are so cute! I can’t wait to go on a camel ride. Yay!
Dubai Rocks! :) yay
Um … on behalf of the United States of America to the fine people of Dubai … apologies. Also, if you wanna keep her — she’s yours.
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June 17th, 2009 at 9:49 am
i kinda feel bad for this season’s contestants on BFF. they have no idea that she already has plans to kick ‘em to the curb for a dubai chick. “irregardless,” i’m still gonna watch her make those poor girls squirm. =P
June 17th, 2009 at 10:00 am
I hope the camel bucks her off and spits on her.
June 17th, 2009 at 10:02 am
Too freakin funny Trent…I agree that they can keep her as well!
June 17th, 2009 at 10:03 am
“Yay” ? Seriously ? She’s an ass =)
June 17th, 2009 at 10:04 am
when is she going to grow up? really?
June 17th, 2009 at 10:05 am
NO! don’t watch this stupid vapid lame scripted show! NO! It sickens me to see these people that DO want to be friends with her and think she’s ‘hot’ – WTF.
Also, this picture of her makes her look like an alien… ah, if only we could claim she wasn’t part of the human race.
June 17th, 2009 at 10:30 am
The Eye looks like it’s gone kinda wonky again. Perhaps she has to turn her head that way to see properly?
June 17th, 2009 at 10:37 am
Does this mean she’s going to adopt a camel for her petting zoo in Beverly Hills?
June 17th, 2009 at 10:38 am
man i hope she breaks one of their many laws & gets thrown in jail (again) THAT would get rid of her for at least a couple years…
June 17th, 2009 at 10:49 am
LMAO…I love Paris but she looks Ridic!! Poor Camels…I hope they put a blanket down so they don’t catch anything while she is riding them.
June 17th, 2009 at 10:56 am
Isn’t Paris like 27,28? At what point will she start acting somewhat like an adult? “yay”? “camels are so cute”? BFF… please.
June 17th, 2009 at 10:59 am
LOLOLOLOL Trent – looooooved loved loved that last line!!! God, why can’t she meet some Arab Prince & just stay over there & have a bunch of “cute” camel pets.
June 17th, 2009 at 11:50 am
Hopefully she will get caught having sex on a beach(very very illegal in Dubai) and get sent to prison for a long time. If nothing more just to stop those ridiculous tweets.
June 17th, 2009 at 11:54 am
“The Evil Eye” i think its more like her regular wonk eye. Maybe thats her nick name for her wonk eye.
June 17th, 2009 at 11:58 am
Do you think if we offer to pay them support they will be more inclined to keep her?!
June 17th, 2009 at 12:57 pm
I have to agree. She sounds like a 12 year old here. When is she going to do something constructive with her life I wonder? I feel sad and embarrassed for her.
June 17th, 2009 at 1:45 pm
She’s 28/29 and she talks like a 15 year old teenager, Her twitter name is: ‘Babygurlparis’ (something like that)
June 17th, 2009 at 2:03 pm
She looks gorgeous =]
June 17th, 2009 at 3:00 pm
@LemonFairy…seriously? That’s her twitter name? rofl. Even more embarrassed for her now.
June 17th, 2009 at 3:37 pm
UH OH!!!! She forgot to turn her head the other way… Her wonkey eye is to the camera! hahaha! Paris, you have lost your touch! ;)
June 17th, 2009 at 4:15 pm
i hope the camel gets one of those 3 foot long boners while she’s riding it, how cute would that be!
June 17th, 2009 at 5:33 pm
wonk wonk wonk
June 17th, 2009 at 6:18 pm
Maybe she will get caught with some prescriptions that arn’t hers, or something better like cocaine , and they keep her ass for a few years. Seems like every fiber of her being would be an insult to their no tolerence laws.
If that doesn’t happen, KEEP HER!
June 17th, 2009 at 10:39 pm
oh god no! we, the good people of dubai, would love to get paris out of here. interestingly, she isnt staying at the hilton here but at the intercontinental.
June 17th, 2009 at 11:47 pm
I personally hope I bump into her! We need some excitement here in the desert!
June 18th, 2009 at 8:06 am
please keep her