Paris Hilton Has A New Smell For You
Just in case you don’t stink enough, Paris Hilton is offering yet another fragrance by her design so that you can smell like her. Here is a close-up of the box artwork for Paris’s new fragrance called Siren:
The irony of Paris Hilton being awarded Celebrity Fragrance of the Year at the actually prestigious Fragrance Foundation’s FiFi Awards wasn’t lost on anybody who hung around the heiress late night. But what’s even funnier is that her next perfume, Siren, will feature Paris as a sun-drenched mermaid in the print ads. Because nothing smells more lovely than fish lying in the sun.
Paris Hilton + Fish = What she wants you to smell like? Uhh, no. But, just cuz I’m curious … how many of y’all would actually give this new fragrance a try?
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June 1st, 2009 at 9:23 am
This girl is either an idiot and really likes to be made fun of or she is a genius and knows this kind of name and marketing scheme will get TONS of free publicity. I think the latter. Either way I love me some Paris.
June 1st, 2009 at 9:24 am
Fail @ Paris referencing mythology
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siren
June 1st, 2009 at 9:28 am
ive got her ‘heiress’ perfume and have to say i absolutely adore it! its gorgeous! id probably give this one a go… then again, fish?
June 1st, 2009 at 9:37 am
“Just in case you don’t stink enough”
hahaha hilarious!! it’s so true. I would NEVER spend my money for that sh*t…
I still can’t believe that she has the name of my city … such an insult! :S
June 1st, 2009 at 10:23 am
Eau de skank…..
June 1st, 2009 at 12:23 pm
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June 1st, 2009 at 12:29 pm
Eau de Ho.
No thanks.
June 1st, 2009 at 12:41 pm
*Because nothing smells more lovely than fish lying in the sun.*
- BWUAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
June 1st, 2009 at 2:00 pm
I think i have said this before… But im a fan a few of her scents but the rest are okay… She just signed another 5 year deal with her fragrance company… Her scents have actually been selling really well one of the best celebrity frangrance out… Not saying that matters but hey she is doing something right cause she is making tons of money!!! :)
June 1st, 2009 at 3:13 pm
Ha ha thats the funniest thing i have seen all day…its a joke right?
June 1st, 2009 at 6:59 pm
siren, fairy dust, can can…whats next? this bitch is using all her halloween costume ideas as inspiration.
June 1st, 2009 at 8:29 pm
All a woman has to do to smell like this perfume is not wash her twat for a couple of days.If will smell like fish ,dead fish.Paris new fragrance.
June 1st, 2009 at 9:09 pm
although i’m not a fan of hers … i think she will do just about anything to stay in the spotlight … and has pretty much no talent at all … i do have to say that i immediately recognized the connection with her dressed as a mermaid and the name “siren”. i have read the odyssey many times … and definitely understand why she would put this look with that name. i understand that “sirens” in greek mythology were winged creatures … but they have also been portrayed as more “mermaid-like” creatures as well … so .. like i said before .. i do see the connection. as much as i dont want to ever have to agree with her .. or understand anything she does … i have to admit that i understand her point here.
June 2nd, 2009 at 1:51 am
I think Herpes Harpy is more fitting
June 2nd, 2009 at 5:40 am
I’m seriously amused by this. I wonder what her next perfume is gonna be called? Jungle fever?
June 15th, 2009 at 10:12 am
^^ A du Herpes?