Paris Hilton Gets Over Her Break-Up With Doug Reinhardt With Cristiano Ronaldo
Paris Hilton wasted NO TIME getting over her break-up with Doug Reinhardt yesterday as she was seen canoodling with soccer stud Cristiano Ronaldo at a Hollywood club last night. Here’s a little time line just so you’ve got it all straight. Paris and Doug were happily attached on Tuesday of this week (and were talking marriage as recently as last week) … something went down at club The Darkroom on Tuesday night (where Paris may or may not have gotten her ass whipped by a Paris Hilton look-alike) … Paris announces that she has broken up with Doug on Wednesday afternoon (tho, she fails to tell him personally that he has been dumped until he reads about it in the press) … Paris hooks-up with Cristiano Wednesday night. Yup. Paris Hilton, ladies and gentleman. Here are a couple pics of Paris mackin’ on Ronaldo at club MyHouse last night:
How did Paris Hilton lure soccer stud Cristiano Ronaldo? Why show him her ass, of course! TMZ got these photos of Paris and Cristiano snuggling up at club MyHouse last night. A source close to Paris told us Ronaldo was staring at her all night before he finally went up to her. After he finally got the nerve to approach her, we’re told he couldn’t keep his hands off her and they eventually headed over to sister Nicky’s house. Our source said, “Paris is stoked to be with a real athlete — unlike her ex, a low-paid minor league baseball player.”
HAHAHAHAHAHA!! Classic! E! News’s Ted Casablanca has more deets on what went down at The Darkroom on Tuesday night … and it sounds really juicy:
Team Paris went on the offensive yesterday, confirming the breakup while Doug was still busy blabbin’ that everything was “fine” between them. Score one for Ms. Hilton. One big theory from camp Doug is that she went psycho on his ass. Remember how we told you early yesterday that Brody and his crew (including Doug, too, we were later informed) were at Darkroom when a slew of skanks rolled in? Apparently, Paris decided to pop in on “guys’ night out” and was all but pleased about the scantly clad blondies vying for all the Hills dudes’ attention. Sources at the bar tell us Paris was “a raving lunatic” and threw a “handful of limes” at the girl talking to Doug, shoving her against a wall. Once the fight was broken up, Paris then started scratching and beating on Doug. He then called Paris a “fucking crazy bitch” before everything calmed down. Don’t mess with a Hilton scorned! Doug’s friends hightailed it out of there, and Paris and Doug left at the same time to “figure things out.” Meanwhile, Paris & Co. not only deny this account—provided to us by Darkroom witnesses—but they also claim that she dumped Doug after realizing he was a “publicity hound,” which left poor Dougy crying at her guarded gate. Oh the drama. Most likely, the fight at the bar happened, Doug realized he wouldn’t get his picture taken, like, ever again if he didn’t take Paris back and then she refused him. But that’s just an Awful Truth-issued scenario, mind you! What’s yours? Either way, we hear that Nicky, Conrad, Barron and the rest of the Hilton clan are thrilled D is finally out of the picture. We told you forever ago how much they all hated him, and nothing ever changed.
Alas … the course of true love never did run straight. It would seem that the love affair betwixt Pug Dilton truly has ended once and for all. He thinks she is a “fucking crazy bitch” and she thinks he is a “publicity hound”. Sniff. Ah well … it was tragic while it lasted.
Tags: Cristiano Ronaldo dos Santos Aveiro, Paris Hilton
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June 11th, 2009 at 2:51 pm
“Sources close to the couple say she sealed the deal-breaker by revoking Doug’s right to enter her gated community.”
Truer words haven’t been spoken.
June 11th, 2009 at 2:52 pm
just, ugh. i wish paris and whatever creature she is dating would share a black hole with Speidi. Their 15 combined brain cells would be sure to sustain some alien life form somewhere.
June 11th, 2009 at 3:11 pm
Paris calling Doug a “publicity hound”? LOL! It takes one to know one.
June 11th, 2009 at 3:17 pm
isn’t that the kettle calling the pot black.
June 11th, 2009 at 3:30 pm
Ahahaha, I just wish she would go away.
June 11th, 2009 at 3:57 pm
wow does that work out to 12 hours between shags? wouldn’t that make her a “publicity-hound in heat”? hahahahaha!
June 11th, 2009 at 4:07 pm
She is SUCH a dirty whore. Who would want to be associated with such a scum bucket, let alone kiss or worse, have SEX with such a skank? Eww. Herpes Haven.
June 11th, 2009 at 4:33 pm
Sugardpeas: You are 100% correct!
June 11th, 2009 at 4:38 pm
Uggh I really can’t believe i”m going to say this, but…Doug can do better. Paris is basically a trailer trash ho w/a better address & clothes.
June 11th, 2009 at 4:43 pm
The word “Scandalous Whore” comes to mind. Wasn’t there a rumor that Cristiano loved buying and having sex with prostitutes? Yeah.. good luck with that Paris.
June 11th, 2009 at 4:47 pm
She’s a ho :)
June 11th, 2009 at 4:53 pm
Ew?? my poor poor cristiano:( Can she dieee?!
June 11th, 2009 at 4:56 pm
He may be good looking but he is totally gross! I read that he had hella hookers in his hotel… I guess he was missing them and found Paris as a replacement.
June 11th, 2009 at 6:14 pm
Dude, how did Paris score a hot dude like that?! Also, that’s so awkward that she was like all up on him when her little sister was effing sitting right next to her. Gross.
June 11th, 2009 at 6:50 pm
Hey at least she went straight to this dude!! Loves it!! You know they totally boned!
June 11th, 2009 at 8:01 pm
OMG I laughed til I cried… and then I laughed some more! This all is just too priceless for words!! I’m more inclined to believe the eyewitness account of the events of Tuesday night… as they just sound about accurate. Paris has always struck me as the “crazy bitch” type when it comes to her men and that just totally sounds like the kind of hissy fit she would throw. Does anyone know if the Hills cameras were on Brody at all? Because you KNOW if they were this shit is soo making it onto next season!
June 11th, 2009 at 8:02 pm
Oh Cristiano? If you happen to be reading this: RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN! Oh wait, you probably already slept with her… in that case run to the nearest clinic! :)
June 11th, 2009 at 8:03 pm
BWAHAHAHAHAHA. The funniest shizz I’ve seen all night Trent. Thank you sir. OMG. Seriously?! That whole Darkroom drama is hi-larious and I can totally picture it going down. I hope whoever she threw the limes at got a few good cat scratches in. And seriously, in the last pic, it says more,’Bitch, get off me!’ than anything else, don’t you think?
June 11th, 2009 at 8:16 pm
bahahahahahaha! classic paris.
June 11th, 2009 at 8:37 pm
surprised to not see any mention of his £80million transfer to Real Madrid. Only the biggest trade ever in football history
June 11th, 2009 at 8:42 pm
Ya know Paris has always had the slutty reputation. I always thought, yeah she has probably slept with a lot of guys – but i think just her personality, red carpet appearances, partying and stuff made her look slutty and she didnt actually sleep around every day/night whatever.
But this is just proof she is an attention seeking whore you is obviously doing this to be like, the greatest soccer player at this time slept with me. Paris, you are over. Like…… speechless.
June 11th, 2009 at 10:00 pm
He was like totally So drunk and had no idea that the next dude was trashed. That’s how this all happened. It’s not like she hates co-workers. She dates drunk punks.
June 11th, 2009 at 10:03 pm
I may’ve called Paris a dude…and that she hates and not dates co-workers. Sorry about that! LOL
June 11th, 2009 at 10:06 pm
I got Paris confused with me from co-workers from 1996. I mean, she’s never worked a day in her life, so of course, she’ll never be me!
June 11th, 2009 at 11:35 pm
Paris is a sociopath. She loses friends and boyfriends faster than you can say herpes outbreak!
June 12th, 2009 at 4:34 am
I really really dont like Paris but I actually think she could do better than Ronaldo……he makes me sick to my stomach! Yuk!!
June 12th, 2009 at 6:35 am
Hahaa I love how you quoted Shakespeare, Trent. Are these our new Romeo and Juliet? :D
June 12th, 2009 at 8:14 am
wow! i cant believe this story. I love Ronaldo, he is the greatest soccer player right now and def a stud!
I cant believe paris hilton got her hands on him!! Gross !!
Well maybe she will be what he needs!