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So … Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson have “broken up” again despite the fact that they never got back together from the last time they broke up officially back in April. According to People magazine, the couple had been gettin’ friendly again but Sam finally realized (with a little help from her friends) that Lindsay prolly ain’t the right person for her … hence, the dunzoness again:

As her name again crops up in the news – this time over a Scotland Yard investigation into some $400,000 worth of missing Dior jewels after a British Elle photo shoot – Lindsay Lohan’s terminally on-again, off-again relationship with Samantha Ronson has now hit an ultimate dead end, a source close to the couple tells PEOPLE. As it is, the two never officially got back together. And now, after Lohan’s most recent round of partying, they aren’t even friends. “Sam let Lindsay back into her life as a friend, but now even a friendship seems impossible,” says the source. “No matter how many times she promises to change, Lindsay loses control and starts acting like a maniac.” Lohan’s antics included Twittering nude photos of herself to the press and long hours of partying in Los Angeles and New York. “She is telling everyone that Sam dumped her again, but it makes no sense since they never got back together,” according to the source. While the couple had been repeatedly photographed together recently, any reunion was strictly based on friendship, not romance, insists the source, explaining: “Sam is a nice person and wouldn’t throw anyone out of her life, but it was no more than that.”

Ouch! It’s one thing to get dumped by a lover … but it’s quite another to get dumped by a lover who dumped you before and just wanted to dump you again before you even got back together again. Ouch! For those of you who missed it the first time around, THIS is the topless photo of Lindsay mentioned in the article. E! News is reporting that Sam‘s friend Nicole Richie played a role in facilitating this new break-up:

The duo broke things off again Monday night after a nasty argument. One major point of friction between the two was Sam’s friendship with Nicole Richie, who’s apparently no fan of Lohan. “Nicole refuses even to be in the same room as Lindsay,” says a source, noting that just last week Nicole invited Sam to a mutual friend’s birthday party at Bar Marmont with the stipulation that she not bring Lindsay. “Sam went to the party, and it really upset Lindsay,” says the source. After Sam had dinner with Nicole at Izakaya last night, a source says she gave Linds the kiss-off.

Oh snap! Well … I guess our hopes for a Summer L. Ron reunion are kaput once again. Ah well … mebbe it’s for the best. We’re sad, yes?

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