Jun 15, 2009
Cristiano Ronaldo Gets A Poolside Rub-Down
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Soccer stud Cristiano Ronaldo, who has been spending a bit of time chillin’ out in Las Vegas, NV recently, spent part of his weekend gettin’ a poolside rub-down … from a very hairy and older gentleman. Perhaps the man has magic fingers or mebbe Cristiano just likes his masseuses to be a bit grizzly but it sure looks as if Cristiano enjoyed himself in the process:


I imagine that a sports celebrity of Ronaldo‘s stature has the ability to choose the masseuse of his liking … I cannot imagine that anyone would say no to someone of his celebrity … so, clearly, this hairy dude was Cristiano‘s #1 pick. I’m not entirely sure what the guy was lookin’ for in that area of Cristiano‘s body but … I hope he found it … looks like fun.

[Photo credit: INFdaily]

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21 Comments. Add Yours

  1. Mark says:

    That’s not a “rub-down,” you idiot. Research! You can’t pull of Perez very well, so don’t!

  2. Diana says:

    Woa Mark. I’m sure Trent knows that it’s not a “rub down” so calm down with the hate. Have you ever heard of sarcasm?

  3. steff says:

    more like a sports massage or something.

    and those faces look more like pain than pleasure. poor boy. stop running so much! xD

  4. Chella says:

    What the hell is that beast doing to him? I have never heard of a massege on your abdomen!?! Unless the soccer king is having a problem taking a shit, well then and only then do I understand that type of rubin the belly!!
    I can’t spell massege for the life of me!!

  5. CHASE says:

    I think he was having some pain in that region and possibly the dude was pressing on him to see if it hurt or not? IDK

  6. hernia? says:

    an inguinal hernia, perhaps?! :)

  7. Chella says:

    Ok I will go with a hernia but poolside? Should that type of exam take place in a medical office?
    Just saying!

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  9. steff says:

    he probably has his own personal doctor or something.
    idk.

  10. Niki says:

    Technically that’s how you do a psoas muscle release. The psoas is a hip flexor…it’s pretty tight and tender on a lot of people!

  11. Dani says:

    Cristiano was rumored to get a hernia operation this summer… but now, it’s being played down. Wouldn’t want his record transfer fee in jeopardy.

    http://www.goal.com/en-india/n.....no-ronaldo

  12. DJWhoop says:

    what’s he doing checking his ovaries?

  13. Ariana says:

    This isnt a rub down stupid! Cristiano has been suffering from a hernia problem for a while, and Real Madrid were concerned about it! So he is getting a check from his PHYSIOTHERAPIST >:U!!!

  14. Kendra says:

    It looks like the doctor is pulling a Tony Wonder and pulling a Hannukah cookie out of his skin..Arrested Development anyone??

  15. Anomymous says:

    he was looking for an inguinal hernia…

  16. kate says:

    it looks like a psoas release to me. and that hurts A LOT.

  17. SuSpi says:

    That hairy guy is a very well know portuguese physiotherapist (Gaspar) … Ronaldo is suffering from a pubalgia….

  18. spazzecu says:

    am I the only one who can ready other peoples comments before they leave their own?! Hello, I think we all realize that it was a hernia….there is no reason for 97 people to state the same fact. Just agree with others for crying out loud…

  19. EC says:

    Hahaha – “what’s he doing checking his ovaries?”

    That made me laugh out loud at work!!

  20. Alex says:

    Random fact: when it’s a male it’s called “masseur”… “masseuse” refers to women only.

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