Cristiano Ronaldo Gets A Poolside Rub-Down
Soccer stud Cristiano Ronaldo, who has been spending a bit of time chillin’ out in Las Vegas, NV recently, spent part of his weekend gettin’ a poolside rub-down … from a very hairy and older gentleman. Perhaps the man has magic fingers or mebbe Cristiano just likes his masseuses to be a bit grizzly but it sure looks as if Cristiano enjoyed himself in the process:

I imagine that a sports celebrity of Ronaldo’s stature has the ability to choose the masseuse of his liking … I cannot imagine that anyone would say no to someone of his celebrity … so, clearly, this hairy dude was Cristiano’s #1 pick. I’m not entirely sure what the guy was lookin’ for in that area of Cristiano’s body but … I hope he found it … looks like fun.
[Photo credit: INFdaily]
Tags: Cristiano Ronaldo dos Santos Aveiro


June 15th, 2009 at 10:46 am
That’s not a “rub-down,” you idiot. Research! You can’t pull of Perez very well, so don’t!
June 15th, 2009 at 10:56 am
Woa Mark. I’m sure Trent knows that it’s not a “rub down” so calm down with the hate. Have you ever heard of sarcasm?
June 15th, 2009 at 10:57 am
more like a sports massage or something.
and those faces look more like pain than pleasure. poor boy. stop running so much! xD
June 15th, 2009 at 10:58 am
What the hell is that beast doing to him? I have never heard of a massege on your abdomen!?! Unless the soccer king is having a problem taking a shit, well then and only then do I understand that type of rubin the belly!!
I can’t spell massege for the life of me!!
June 15th, 2009 at 11:05 am
I think he was having some pain in that region and possibly the dude was pressing on him to see if it hurt or not? IDK
June 15th, 2009 at 11:19 am
an inguinal hernia, perhaps?! :)
June 15th, 2009 at 11:46 am
Ok I will go with a hernia but poolside? Should that type of exam take place in a medical office?
Just saying!
June 15th, 2009 at 12:03 pm
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June 15th, 2009 at 12:33 pm
he probably has his own personal doctor or something.
idk.
June 15th, 2009 at 12:42 pm
Technically that’s how you do a psoas muscle release. The psoas is a hip flexor…it’s pretty tight and tender on a lot of people!
June 15th, 2009 at 12:49 pm
Cristiano was rumored to get a hernia operation this summer… but now, it’s being played down. Wouldn’t want his record transfer fee in jeopardy.
http://www.goal.com/en-india/news/137/england/2009/06/11/1318655/no-hernia-operation-for-real-madrid-target-cristiano-ronaldo
June 15th, 2009 at 1:28 pm
what’s he doing checking his ovaries?
June 15th, 2009 at 1:39 pm
This isnt a rub down stupid! Cristiano has been suffering from a hernia problem for a while, and Real Madrid were concerned about it! So he is getting a check from his PHYSIOTHERAPIST >:U!!!
June 15th, 2009 at 1:50 pm
@DJWhoop — “what’s he doing checking his ovaries?” Win! Best comment o’ the day!!
June 15th, 2009 at 2:07 pm
It looks like the doctor is pulling a Tony Wonder and pulling a Hannukah cookie out of his skin..Arrested Development anyone??
June 15th, 2009 at 2:21 pm
he was looking for an inguinal hernia…
June 15th, 2009 at 8:34 pm
it looks like a psoas release to me. and that hurts A LOT.
June 16th, 2009 at 4:10 am
That hairy guy is a very well know portuguese physiotherapist (Gaspar) … Ronaldo is suffering from a pubalgia….
June 16th, 2009 at 4:44 am
am I the only one who can ready other peoples comments before they leave their own?! Hello, I think we all realize that it was a hernia….there is no reason for 97 people to state the same fact. Just agree with others for crying out loud…
June 16th, 2009 at 8:08 am
Hahaha – “what’s he doing checking his ovaries?”
That made me laugh out loud at work!!
June 16th, 2009 at 5:31 pm
Random fact: when it’s a male it’s called “masseur”… “masseuse” refers to women only.