Cristiano Ronaldo Gets A Poolside Rub-Down

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June 15th, 2009

Soccer stud Cristiano Ronaldo, who has been spending a bit of time chillin’ out in Las Vegas, NV recently, spent part of his weekend gettin’ a poolside rub-down … from a very hairy and older gentleman. Perhaps the man has magic fingers or mebbe Cristiano just likes his masseuses to be a bit grizzly but it sure looks as if Cristiano enjoyed himself in the process:


I imagine that a sports celebrity of Ronaldo’s stature has the ability to choose the masseuse of his liking … I cannot imagine that anyone would say no to someone of his celebrity … so, clearly, this hairy dude was Cristiano’s #1 pick. I’m not entirely sure what the guy was lookin’ for in that area of Cristiano’s body but … I hope he found it … looks like fun.

[Photo credit: INFdaily]

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21 Responses to “Cristiano Ronaldo Gets A Poolside Rub-Down”

  1. Mark Says:

    That’s not a “rub-down,” you idiot. Research! You can’t pull of Perez very well, so don’t!

  2. Diana Says:

    Woa Mark. I’m sure Trent knows that it’s not a “rub down” so calm down with the hate. Have you ever heard of sarcasm?

  3. steff Says:

    more like a sports massage or something.

    and those faces look more like pain than pleasure. poor boy. stop running so much! xD

  4. Chella Says:

    What the hell is that beast doing to him? I have never heard of a massege on your abdomen!?! Unless the soccer king is having a problem taking a shit, well then and only then do I understand that type of rubin the belly!!
    I can’t spell massege for the life of me!!

  5. CHASE Says:

    I think he was having some pain in that region and possibly the dude was pressing on him to see if it hurt or not? IDK

  6. hernia? Says:

    an inguinal hernia, perhaps?! :)

  7. Chella Says:

    Ok I will go with a hernia but poolside? Should that type of exam take place in a medical office?
    Just saying!

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  9. steff Says:

    he probably has his own personal doctor or something.
    idk.

  10. Niki Says:

    Technically that’s how you do a psoas muscle release. The psoas is a hip flexor…it’s pretty tight and tender on a lot of people!

  11. Dani Says:

    Cristiano was rumored to get a hernia operation this summer… but now, it’s being played down. Wouldn’t want his record transfer fee in jeopardy.

    http://www.goal.com/en-india/news/137/england/2009/06/11/1318655/no-hernia-operation-for-real-madrid-target-cristiano-ronaldo

  12. DJWhoop Says:

    what’s he doing checking his ovaries?

  13. Ariana Says:

    This isnt a rub down stupid! Cristiano has been suffering from a hernia problem for a while, and Real Madrid were concerned about it! So he is getting a check from his PHYSIOTHERAPIST >:U!!!

  14. It's Trent, Bitch! Says:

    @DJWhoop — “what’s he doing checking his ovaries?” Win! Best comment o’ the day!!

  15. Kendra Says:

    It looks like the doctor is pulling a Tony Wonder and pulling a Hannukah cookie out of his skin..Arrested Development anyone??

  16. Anomymous Says:

    he was looking for an inguinal hernia…

  17. kate Says:

    it looks like a psoas release to me. and that hurts A LOT.

  18. SuSpi Says:

    That hairy guy is a very well know portuguese physiotherapist (Gaspar) … Ronaldo is suffering from a pubalgia….

  19. spazzecu Says:

    am I the only one who can ready other peoples comments before they leave their own?! Hello, I think we all realize that it was a hernia….there is no reason for 97 people to state the same fact. Just agree with others for crying out loud…

  20. EC Says:

    Hahaha – “what’s he doing checking his ovaries?”

    That made me laugh out loud at work!!

  21. Alex Says:

    Random fact: when it’s a male it’s called “masseur”… “masseuse” refers to women only.

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