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TMZ is now reporting that Chris Brown worked out a plea bargain agreement that “punishes” him with probation — for the FELONY assault of Rihanna:

Chris Brown has copped a plea in his assault case. He won’t do jail time. He’s also been ordered to completely stay clear from Rihanna. He’ll spend 180 days doing hard labor in Virginia which is where Brown lives – it’s equivalent to Caltrans or graffiti cleanup. He gets 5 years probation for FELONY assault — he pled guilty. He’ll get supervised probation. He’ll have to come back to court every three months. He must enroll in a domestic violence counseling program. The judge said she wanted to make sure that Chris Brown “was treated as any other person who comes through this court.” If Brown violates probation, he could get up to 4 years in prison.

Um … this sounds like a whole lotta bullshizz to me. Totally unsurprising and yet still gravely disappointing. No jail time at all for assaulting Rihanna … a fact that he legally confesses to by taking this plea agreement. Celebrity justice, y’all.

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TMZ is reporting that both Chris Brown and Rihanna have arrived at court and that a news camera has been allowed inside the courtroom when previously it was reported that NO cameras would be allowed. Earlier today, TMZ reported that Brown may have worked out a plea bargain that may be announced today. Considering that a camera has been allowed inside the courtroom, news of a plea bargain may turn out to be true:

Chris Brown just walked into the court in downtown Los Angeles, through a sea of media and law enforcement. Officially, his preliminary hearing is set to begin at 1:30 PT and Rihanna is supposed to testify. But Brown’s lawyer was in chambers this AM with the prosecutor and the judge. We’re hearing they may announce a deal when the case is called.

UPDATE: Rihanna’s lawyer is in court but she isn’t there. It smells like a plea deal.

UPDATE: BIG CHANGE. RIHANNA IS IN THE COURTHOUSE. THAT DOESN’T FEEL LIKE A PLEA BARGAIN. She’s wearing all black with sunglasses — looks like a pop star going to a funeral.

UPDATE: Even though Rihanna’s there it still does feel like plea bargain

UPDATE: HUGE … THEY’VE JUST ALLOWED A CAMERA IN THE COURTROOM. OUR SOURCES SAY IF A CAMERA WAS LET IN THAT MEANS THERE ALMOST CERTAINLY IS A PLEA BARGAIN

HMMM … when TMZ starts writing in all CAPS, you can be sure they’re all riled up about somethin’. I’ll update this post with news once we know for sure if Chris Brown got a plea bargain or not. Keep in mind that just because a deal may have been struck that doesn’t necessarily mean that he won’t get any jail time. A plea bargain just means that both sides agree to a deal to close the criminal case … he may have copped to a deal that only involves a small amount of jail time. Stay tuned …

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Emma Watson‘s collection of magazine covers continues to grow as she appears on the cover and in the pages of the new issue of Teen Vogue magazine. Emma‘s accompanying photoshoot features her rockin’ some pretty swanky outfits … which should come as no surprise to those of you who have been following her growth as a little fashionista. Here is Emma‘s Teen Vogue magazine coverphoto and a portion of her coverstory interview:

She was just shy of ten years old when she took on the role of Hermione Granger, the bookish, bushy-haired sidekick to the titular hero of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone. So feverishly anticipated was that first film—and so beloved were its four sequels (the fifth, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, hits theaters this month)—that Emma Watson, now nineteen, has been world-famous for more than half her life. That kind of renown has its downsides: Although the famously rabid British tabloids were (relatively) hands-off during the actress’s adolescence, they celebrated her eighteenth birthday by sending so many paparazzi to cover her London party that, she says, “I literally couldn’t get out the door at the end of the night.” (“The worst thing,” she adds, indignantly, “was that they laid down on the pavement and took pictures up my skirt. Now I’m going to wear cycling shorts whenever I get out of cars.”) Her year-long romance with financier Jay Barrymore is reportedly “on/off,” but Emma insists that they’ve actually been consistently together, and that “the only reason it’s ‘on/off’ is because the papers make up so much rubbish!” But observe the actress at her third Teen Vogue cover shoot—which takes place at a sprawling old English country manor that promises, in its brochure, both Norman castle ruins and “interesting shrubs”—and you’ll quickly see how Emma benefited from growing up inside a fishbowl. For one thing, she is enviably self-possessed. Even when the pair of miniature horses she’s been asked to lead picturesquely down a garden path become overexcited, she simply giggles and awaits her next direction. And even when dressed in impossibly high heels, wild patterned leggings, and a poufy mini, with her hair piled precariously atop her head and fastened with brightly colored netting, Emma’s poised enough to prevent the clothes from wearing her. Fashion, in fact, has long been of particular interest to Emma. She’s worn enough big-night Chanel to become friendly with Karl Lagerfeld, the line’s iconic designer—”It’s kind of my lucky brand,” she explains, “a fail-safe”—and lately she has been branching out, experimenting with Balenciaga, Burberry (for whom she’s a fall face), Miu Miu, Alice Temperley, and a little-known Englishman named William Tempest, whose designs she first spotted at an up-and-comers event called Fashion Fringe. When she’s not premiere-hopping, she says, “I live, really, in jeans from Topshop, blazers from Ralph Lauren or Reiss, and ballet flats.” “It’s very hard to describe your own style,” she admits. “And I’m young, so I’m still experimenting. But I think it’s quite British and very much about individuality.” Emma says she prefers to pull her own party dresses, but even when she’s short on time and must work with a stylist, she’s careful to make sure that the resulting outfits don’t look overdone. As she explains, “There’s nothing interesting about looking perfect—you lose the point. You want what you’re wearing to say something about you, about who you are” … It’s not uncommon for working actresses Emma’s age to apply to college, but she is quite unique in her determination to give it a serious go. Perhaps that’s because she’s still not 100 percent sure she even wants to be a movie star when she grows up. “There’s not, like, a burning passion in me,” she admits, “that I have to act and I don’t care what I do. Until something comes along that I feel as strongly about as I did Hermione—like, I felt that it was life or death—I don’t want to act again.” Instead she’ll study English Literature and art, though exactly where, she won’t say. (Cambridge, Brown, and Yale are all heavily favored by the Internet rumor mill, but given her insane popularity in the U.K. and the overly aggressive paparazzi, it’s likely she’ll end up in the States.) “I just want to keep it private for as long as I can,” she explains. “I probably sound like a paranoid nut, but I’m doing this because I want to be normal. I really want anonymity.” Emma even intends to live with a roommate in the freshman dorms, a decision which Dan Radcliffe told her was crazy. “But I want to do it properly, like everyone else. As long as I don’t walk in,” she adds jokingly, “and see, like, Harry Potter posters everywhere, I’ll be fine.”

I seriously love everything about Emma Watson … her attitude about things is so refreshing. I absolutely applaud her decision to go to college and hold off on an acting career until the next right part comes along. I have no doubt she will be a huge success in whatever endeavor she chooses next. Perhaps a career in fashion later on down the line? After the jump, check out a few photos from Emma‘s Teen Vogue photospread …

Tom Brady, who we just learned is reportedly going to be a father again, spent part of his Father’s Day yesterday with his new bride Gisele Bündchen and his son John Edward (with ex-girlfriend Bridget Moynahan) in the Pacific Palisades here in SoCal. Atho Gisele ain’t showing much of a baby bump yet, I’m pretty sure she is incubating Tom‘s next child in there … here are a couple pics from yesterday’s fun:

While I’m sure Tom had an amazing Father’s Day yesterday with his son, I’m sure he is looking forward to next Father’s Day with his second child (his first with wife Gisele). Tom Brady must really be loving life right now … a beautiful new bride, an adorable son and another baby on the way … you kinda almost wanna hate him for all of his good fortune ;) I keed, I keed … Happy Father’s Day, Tommy boy. I dunno what you did to deserve such a great life but I truly hope you aren’t taking any of it for granted.

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Last week Paris Hilton posted a tweet on her official Twitter profile that read:

Camels are so cute! I can’t wait to go on a camel ride. Yay!

Well, it looks like Paris finally got her wish … homegirl was photographed over the weekend enjoying her very first ride high atop a very cute camel … and clearly, Paris dressed for the occasion:

I’m not sure that high heel shoes are really the right kind of footwear for walking in the sand but … well … yeah. Paris also posted a couple new photos on her Twitter profile showing her love of Middle Eastern fashion:

Only Paris Hilton would relocate to the United Arab Emirates just to play dress-up. She hasn’t been tweeting anything to insipid in the past few days (well, not since the last time we checked in on her Twitterness) but I’m sure she’ll be talkin’ nonsense again soon enough.

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Last night Darion invited a bunch of us over to his place for dinner and hanging out and David and I were the only ones who came out. Some of the friends are out of town, others were hung-over … nonetheless, we had a great time. Darion cooked an amazing dinner for us and then we played a bit of Rock Band. We named our band Fawking Amazing and based it in London, England:

I named my lead singer character Shite (a mullet-headed rocker with safety pin piercings and a missing left eye) and we rocked our asses off! David was on drums (an Edward Cullen-looking character named Bloke) and Darion was on guitar (a hot blonde chick named Blimey). We played long enough to win a touring van but had to call it quits just before midnight … so that Darion’s neighbors wouldn’t call the cops. Twas a very fun night.

Tonight, David and I are meeting up with our friend Gillian … we’ve been meaning together for EVER so tonight’s the night. I believe we are trekking out to Pasadena for the evening. Happy Monday!!

• The Proposal was the #1 movie at the box office this weekend.
• Chris Brown goes to court today, will be joined by Rihanna — the woman he is accused of assaulting.
• Ryan O’Neal asks Farrah Fawcett to marry him and she reportedly says yes ;)
• Brokeback Battlestar (Galactica). [thanks Holly]
• New Jersey Governor Jon Corzine now claims to be FOR same-sex marriage after being AGAINST it 3 years ago.
• Dolce & Gabbana release their full Fall/Winter 09/10 Men’s Wear ad campaign … more Jesus for YOU!
• Oh, Lance Bass … you really let People magazine do THIS to you?
• Are YOU really excited for the big Jon & Kate announcement today … or do you, like me, not care.
• Yikes! Poor TSA security guards :(
• Click HERE to see a bunch of photos from Leighton Meester‘s sex tape. (NSFW)
• Anna Faris hits the beach.
• Megan Fox is sorry she ignores her fans.
• Britney Spears is back in LA.
• Lady Gaga‘s boobs explode with sparkles at the 2009 Much Music Video Awards.
• Donald Faison (Scrubs, Clueless) is 35, Carson Daly is 36, Mary Lynn Rajskub (24) is 38, Cyndi Lauper is 56 and Lindsay Wagner (The Bionic Woman) is 60 years old today. Click HERE to see who else is celebrating a birthday today.
• Moby‘s NYC restaurant burns to the ground.
• Michael Bay rips into Paramount Studios in a leaked email.
• Apple reports that it sold over 1 million iPhone 3G S phones this past weekend.

Last November we got our very FIRST LOOK at Johnny Depp in full make-up and costume as The Mad Hatter in Tim Burton‘s new film, Alice in Wonderland. Today, we get to see a whole slew of new promo photos from the upcoming Disney film including finished character art of Depp as The Mad Hatter, Helena Bonham Carter as The Red Queen, Anne Hathaway as The White Queen and Matt Lucas as Tweedledee & Tweedledum. First up, tho, check out these very cool-looking promo pics from the film of Wonderland itself:

Burton gave us a grief-wracked demon barber in 2007′s Sweeney Todd and oodles of Oompa Loompas in 2005′s Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Now one of Hollywood’s most visually creative directors layers his own surreal sensibilities upon the fanciful world of Lewis Carroll in Disney’s Alice in Wonderland, due in theaters on March 5, 2010. This first look at some of the concept art for the film suggests there is the usual Burton dark magic afoot.

Yes, yes … these images are really beautiful and hint at a more sinister Wonderland than we may be accustomed to … but it is the character art that really gives you a good feel for the tone of the film. After the jump, check out the amazing promo images of The Mad Hatter, The Red Queen, The White Queen and The Tweedles …

Sacha Baron Cohen continued his movie promo tour across Europe over the weekend when he brought the Brüno party to Berlin, Germany. Cohen also brought along a few friends to help promote the film … friends who joined him in wearing full-body knitted costumes that were anatomically correct:

Altho the genitals that were on display at the Berlin premiere of Brüno were not real, I thought it best to cover-up the naughty bits for those of you who may be reading the goss from work … church … or some other place that might frown upon the sight of knitted penises and testicles. After the jump, check out the uncensored photos from the Brüno Berlin premiere along with some deets about the event itself …

Lindsay Lohan was spotted trying to gain access into ex-girlfriend Samantha Ronson‘s home over the weekend (I understand she was successful but only after 20 minutes of pounding on the front door) and in the process showed off a new bit of ink on her left forearm. It was reported previously that Lindsay got a new tattoo but it has remained underwraps … until now. Here is a close-up photo of Lindsay‘s new tat that appears to read, Stars, all we ask for is our right to twinkle:

Lindsay Lohan unveiled her newest piece of body art as she slid out of a car this morning – a tattoo on her left wrist. The troubled former child star showed off the inscription as she arrived at on-off lover Samantha Ronson’s Los Angeles house in the early hours. It was impossible to decipher what the tattoo said, although a source recently revealed Lindsay had had a Marilyn Monroe quote inked on her wrist. The wording: “Everyone’s a star and deserves the right to twinkle,” was said to be surrounded by yellow, blue and green stars. Since then the tattoo has remained hidden, but this morning Lindsay seemed not to care as she flashed it at photographers. The tattoo joins Lindsay’s five others – the word Shhh…. on the side of her index finger, a small star on her wrist which matches one of Ronson’s, a heart on her hand, the word breathe on her wrist, and the phrase La Bella Vita on her lower back.

Despite that this article claims it is “impossible” to decipher the text of Lindsay‘s new tattoo, I think it’s plainly clear what it says. Clearly, all Lindsay is asking for his her “right to twinkle” being the star that she is … shouldn’t we let her do so? Is that too much to ask?

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