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Newly single Miley Cyrus, who has made her way to Savannah, GA for the Summer to film a new movie, is showing off a bit of new jewelry on her official Twitter profile. I guess when she’s not bizzy jetskiing with her ex ex-boyfriend Nick Jonas (who may have had a hand in Miley‘s recent break-up with Justin Gaston), Miley occupies her time with piercing her nose … behold:

Oooooh, so rebellious. Tho … notsomuch when your mommy poses with you in the photo. It appears that Miley Cyrus has reached that tender age where she’s not a girl, not yet a woman. Apparently, all she needs is time … a moment that is hers, while she’s in between. Britney Spears, at this time in her maturing development, pierced her bellybutton … Miley went for the nose ring. I can’t wait to see what will come next!

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Earlier this week we were presented with a statement from Poison frontman Bret Michaels‘s representative publicly complaining that Michaels did not receive the care and attention necessary from the producers of the 63rd Annual Tony Awards after he was injured during a performance on the Tony Awards stage last Sunday night. Then we got our first look at Bret Michaels‘s injuries along with more complaining from Michaels‘s rep. Today we get to read the full, personal statement from Bret Michaels himself on the matter … here is the full text of his statement:

My Official Statement

I am trying to remain very positive and somewhat humorous about the whole situation. I apologize that I did not make a statement earlier as I have been feeling pretty beat up over the last few days. The fact is I was honored to be asked to perform at the event. The entire “Rock of Ages” production were awesome and even though I was completely out of my element I was really enjoying myself prior to my injury. In fact all involved at the awards show treated me good.

I had a great time at the Tonys right up until I got blindsided, I must admit it was a little blurry after that. In hindsight, there is no doubt I got my bell rung, unfortunately it has been posted and perhaps funny to watch, but I can assure you it has been painful to experience. In all honesty I had absolutely no idea what struck my head. Upon impact I thought a piece of the lighting rig had fallen out of the ceiling and as I fell back it seemed like my head struck the stage and I blacked out for a second. When I opened my eyes I noticed a large set prop coming down straight for me. I immediately pushed myself out of the way and amidst the chaos I laid on the floor and asked “what the hell just happened?”

My nose, mouth and the back of my head felt numb. I vaguely remember asking Big John, ‘do I have any teeth left in my mouth?’ I knew I could move my arms and legs and that was an instant relief. Somebody handed me a towel to wipe the blood from my face and in my dazed state I recall staring at what seemed to be Shrek, a talking goat head and several monkey like creatures.

Over the last few days a lot of speculation as to what happened and who is to blame have surfaced. I need to make clear at no point since the incident occurred do I feel like the accident was malicious in any way and I feel this will all work itself out. However I must state I found it a little strange that the only statement released by the Tony organization was that I missed my mark and that I was completely fine. First, I thought, ‘what mark?’ as there was no official mark, just a retracting drum riser and an overhead prop being rapidly lowered which was out of my view. Second, I think it was slightly irresponsible for them to report that I was fine without full knowledge of my condition, when a doctor hadn’t even looked at me yet and I surely don’t remember any X-Ray machines backstage. I am not looking for an apology, I only hoped that on a human level that the Tony organizations’ representative would have expressed some concern for injury in their statement or at the very least claim they would be looking into the matter.

Whether it was a miscommunication, missed cue or missed mark no matter what the situation was the prop should have been stopped or at least slowed for a few more seconds until I cleared the stage. I apparently had less than two seconds to avoid being hit. It was evident I was backing up and moving in the direction to exit the stage for at least 30 to 40 feet and it is plain to see I had no clue this prop was descending. For God sake, they have at least a five second delay to prevent the airing of unapproved expletives and nudity!

For the record never at any point during my Sunday morning rehearsal was I ever instructed that the piece was coming down and that I had very little time to get off the stage, otherwise believe me I would have stopped or at least ducked so as not to be knocked out at the Tonys. Trust me I never wanted any of this to happen. I was simply doing as I was told which was to exit the stage as Poison’s song “Nothin’ but a Good Time” came to a close.

I feel for the actors and actresses who put in so much time and hard work on or off Broadway to get to the Tonys. This is their moment and I am sorry that some of it may have gotten overshadowed by my thick rocker cranium being struck by a stage prop. On a high note I hear it was the highest rated Tonys they have had in years. However, I was bummed that I did not get to see any of the acts perform during the Tonys as I have never seen a play on Broadway before, probably would have enjoyed it, and even more bummed that I did not get to attend the after parties, cuz rumor has it Anne Hathaway was going to be there and she is hot.

I would like to personally thank Bobby and C.C., Mark Hogue, Larry Morand and my crew along with Liza Minnelli, Mark Indelicato and Carole Propp for rushing to my dressing room to check on my condition. In closing I truly appreciate everyone’s concern. I thank the Good Lord I have a thick skull and I have a feeling this may have been my first and final curtain call at the Tonys.

Sincerely,
Broadway Bret Michaels

And, with that, I hope we’ve heard the last of Bret Michaels‘ injuries. While I understand that he feels the need to be paid attention to in light of his banged up face, I think he went about the whole matter terribly. Publicly complaining in the media about how no one paid attention to you after you got an ouchie makes you look like a crybaby. I’m not sure what he was trying to achieve with that statement released by his PR person. Did he expect a public outcry from people demanding that the Tony Awards producers stop being meanies? If he really had a problem with production, as it sounds like he did, he should’ve just privately contacted production itself and saved the drama for his seemingly unending stream of VH1 reality TV shows. At least Bret‘s personal statement doesn’t sound as douchey as his rep’s statement did … sure, it still sounds like he wants a hug and a pat on the head and sure his statement went on for 8 paragraphs (!!!) but … at least he’s had his say and hopefully we can be done with the matter. Tho … I wouldn’t be surprised if there was a lawsuit somewhere down the line. I mean, those VH1 reality TV shows have to run out sometime.

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After being initially denied by the Malawian adoption court earlier this year, the appeals court has today ruled that Madonna can — at last — formally adopt Chifundo Mercy James after all. Earlier this week we heard a report that stated that the appeals court had decided to approve Madonna‘s appeal but the announcement was held until today. After years of wrangling to add Mercy James to her family, Madonna has finally won her bid … Mercy James will officially become Madonna‘s daughter:

Madonna can get “Mercy,” Malawi’s highest court ruled Friday. The court overruled a lower court, saying the pop star can adopt 3-year-old Chifundo “Mercy” James. Madonna’s lawyer Alan Chinula said he called her with the news “in the wee hours of morning in New York, but she is excited at the news.” Chinula said he would now arrange a passport for Chifundo, which could take several days, and was awaiting word from Madonna on travel plans for the girl … Peter Baneti, an uncle, said the family welcomed Friday’s ruling. “We hope Mercy will be joining Madonna soon,” he said by phone from his village just outside Blantyre. Madonna adopted a son, David, from Malawi last year, but her request to adopt Mercy was originally rejected in April when a lower court that said the star had not spent enough time in Malawi. But Chief Justice Lovemore Munlo, reading the three-judge appeal court panel’s ruling on Friday, said that was a narrow interpretation based on old laws and that “in this global village a man can have more than one place at which he resides.” He said the singer’s commitment to helping disadvantaged children also should have been taken into account in the decision. Madonna has founded a charity, Raising Malawi, which helps feed, educate and provide medical care for some of Malawi’s more than 1 million orphans, half of whom have lost a parent to AIDS … Chinula said that with Friday’s ruling, the adoption was final, as he had requested of the court. This could not immediately be confirmed. When Madonna adopted David, the process took months and included a child welfare official’s visit to Madonna’s home, which then was in London, to review her fitness as a mother. Chinula said none of this would be necessary this time. “What the Supreme Court has done is grant a full adoption,” he said. The appeal court ruling took more than an hour to read in court. “The matter of residence should be determined at the time of application of the adoption,” Chief Justice Munlo read. “In this case, Madonna was in Malawi not by chance but by intention. She is looking after several orphans whose welfare depends on her. She can therefore not be described as a sojourner.” The ruling also said the judges saw only two options for Chifundo; “either to stay at the orphanage without the love of family and live with the possibility of destitution, or be with Madonna where she is assured of love. “Every child has the right to love,” it said. Madonna met the girl in 2006 at Kondanani Children’s Village, an orphanage in Bvumbwe, just south of Blantyre. It was the same year she began the process of adopting David, whom she found at another orphanage in central Malawi. The girl’s 18-year-old mother was unmarried and died soon after she gave birth.

This adoption was a long time coming … I understand that Mercy was Madonna‘s initial pick for adoption back in ’06 but because of circumstances at the time, she adopted David Banda first. While there are many that do not agree with the circumstances surrounding this adoption, there is no doubt that little Mercy James will be loved and cared for for the rest of her life. She will have an older sister and brothers to play with and a mother who will love her unconditionally. I’m sure Madonna and her entire family are over the moon with relief and happiness that they have been allowed to add Mercy to their family. Congrats, Maddy!! Take care of that little girl, ya hear?

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After nearly “dying” in the Costa Rican jungle on the competitive reality TV program I’m a Celebrity … Get Me Out of Here!, we get word that the newly married, alleged God-fearing Christian star of MTV‘s reality TV series The Hills Heidi Montag has posed for and will appear in the September issue of Playboy magazine. It must’ve been what Jesus wanted:

Heidi Montag has gotten a lot of exposure lately – but the newlywed is about to get even more: She has posed for the September issue of Playboy, PEOPLE has confirmed. The reality star was most recently stirring up drama on I’m a Celebrity … Get Me Out of Here, shot in Costa Rica, where she was briefly hospitalized. In April, she married her Hills costar Spencer Pratt. Details of her Playboy photos are, um, scant: “There is nudity. It’s tasteful – she had a lot of fun with it,” says a second source. A rep for the magazine had no comment, and Montag’s rep was not immediately available to respond to questions.

Yes folks … the reality TV star who loves to quote Bible verse in between proudly proclaiming her love of Jesus, praying to Jesus and worshiping Jesus has decided to lose her clothes and appear nekkid in the pages of Playboy magazine. I mean … after her failure to conquer the realm of actual reality TV, it was the only next logical course of action … wouldn’t you agree? I mean, WWJD?

So, I gotta ask … how many of y’all will be shelling out to buy Heidi‘s issue of Playboy magazine?

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