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Earlier this week we saw the cover of the new issue of Rolling Stone magazine featuring American Idol runner-up Adam Lambert and now we get to see some of the outtake photos from the magazine’s photospread … behold:

One thing’s for sure … Lambert

With fame and success comes the higher risk of scandal and no one knows that better today than Academy Award-winning screenwriter (for Milk) Dustin Lance Black who is now dealing with a scandal of his own. According to Queerty.com, an unscrupulous friend of Black‘s has made available a sex tape featuring Black engaged in various sex acts, some of which are unsafe (use a condom, people … every time). The photo agency Starzlife is now shopping around the tape for sale. It looks like you finally made it in Hollywood, Dustin Lance Black:

The Oscar-winning Milk screenwriter is about to be known more famously for another film: his own sex tape. Photos and videos are making the web rounds show Black and an unidentified partner (presumably, the tape’s leaker, though that’s not certain) engaged in bedroom activities typical of two gay guys from back in November 2006; the tape is being shopped around by agency Starzlife. Black is next scheduled to appear in New York City for the Gay Pride Parade, where he’s a grand marshal, followed the next day by the Trevor Project’s annual NYC fundraising gala.

Seriously people, if you record yourself having sex chances are it’s going to get out eventually — it’s just way too easy these days. While Dustin Lance Black may not have known back in 2006 that he would become famous for screenwriting a film, it goes to show that one can never be too careful with what they record on video. I believe Starzlife will be making this footage available for sale … as soon as their site goes back online. Or … if you really wanna see the NSFW uncensored photos, you can check them out HERE at ONTD!

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Reese Witherspoon was in NYC today for the official launch of her first fragrance In Bloom created for her by Avon. This should be great news for those of you who have a burning desire to smell just like Reese Witherspoon, who says that her new fragrance was inspired by her childhood in Tennessee: “In developing In Bloom, I found myself drawn to the scents of my childhood in Tennessee. We had a great big Magnolia tree in the back yard, and it’s that beautiful white blossom that inspired the perfume. In Bloom is indicative of where I am in my life today. I’m feeling very strong and independent, and so happy, so full of life. The fragrance truly captures that feeling­­—it’s very sensual, very romantic and alluring.” Sounds lovely. Here is a photo of Reese posing with a bottle of In Bloom and some deets on the new smell:

Reese Witherspoon is taking on a new role this fall — that of perfumer. The Academy Award-winning actress has teamed up with Avon Products Inc. to launch her first fragrance, called In Bloom by Reese Witherspoon. While Witherspoon has spent the last two years serving as Avon’s global ambassador and brand spokeswoman, creating a fragrance marked something of a new endeavor for the 33-year-old. “It was a unique experience for me because I had no idea what goes into making perfumes,” said Witherspoon, who sat down at the Four Seasons in Beverly Hills last month to discuss her new scent. “I thought you just pick a fragrance and it’s easy. But there were all these different levels of creating a scent that were new to me, but really fun and exciting.” Witherspoon admitted that while the nearly two-year development process was more “complicated” than she imagined, it was also a bit of a natural extension for her. “I’m such a girly girl anyways,” she said during a trip to New York last week, where she emerged from her hotel suite wearing a pink Valentino dress and matching Christian Louboutin heels. “I really enjoy makeup and perfume.” Due out globally in November, In Bloom is the largest fragrance initiative this year for Avon, which has slowly been building its scent stable by collaborating with designers such as Emanuel Ungaro and Christian Lacroix and celebrities like Derek Jeter and Patrick Dempsey. Witherspoon — who has an Oscar for best actress under her belt for her 2006 role as June Carter Cash in “Walk the Line” as well as leading roles in box-office hits like “Legally Blonde” and “Sweet Home Alabama” — undoubtedly adds a new level of star power to the direct-sales giant’s lineup. “It’s really our first global women’s celebrity fragrance,” said Tracy Haffner, Avon’s vice president of global fragrance marketing and strategic alliances. “Our alliance strategy is meant to be diverse. We will never be only celebrities or only designers.” While Avon declined to discuss sales projections, industry sources estimated that In Bloom could surpass $15 million in first-year sales. “We’re hoping for great results,” Haffner said. “Our past alliances have performed extremely well and our success with Bond Girl 007 and Ungaro and Lacroix has really raised our profile in the marketplace.”

Yes, yes … I know what you’re thinking — the world doesn’t need another celebrity fragrance. But, considering that this one comes from sweet little Reese (rather than say from fishy Paris Hilton) it prolly will smell just as sweet. Oh and it occurred to me that mebbe Reese‘s aroma is what lured Jake Gyllenhaal to her in the first place. I plan on buying up cases of this stuff and bathing in it … you know, just in case. Are there any kind Avon ladies in the WeHo area that might help me out?

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Yesterday we saw photos of Twilight star Kristen Stewart trying to keep her newly dyed hair underwraps as she made her way out of a studio here in SoCal this week. As you may or may not know, Kristen will portray Joan Jett in a biopic called The Runways based on the 70′s all-girl band of the same name. Clearly, Kristen has gotten over her need to hide her new ‘do cuz here are a few new photos of her proudly showing off her Joan Jett mullet:

Some people think that she is wearing a wig but I have since discovered that Kristen has wrapped her scenes for The Twilight Saga: New Moon (due out in theaters this November) and is fully involved in production of The Runaways. It really looks to me that she cut and colored her hair to get that Joan Jett look. I’m still not 100% convinced that she can adequately channel the intensity of Joan Jett but she’s deffo got the look down. I guess we’ll have to wait and see if K. Stew can hack it as a real-life punk rock goddess.

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Last night David and I finally got around to seeing the horror movie that everyone is raving about … Drag Me to Hell. I absolutely remember the first time I saw a trailer for the film and I thought that it looked horribly stupid. But after the movie came out, the reviews were very favorable and friends of my swore that it was worth seeing. I had my doubts but … well, we decided to give it a try:

All in all … it’s a damn fun movie. Yes there are some horribly cheesy moments (an anvil, WTF?) but more than enough scary, jump-out-of-your-seat moments to frighten and entertain. The gross bodily fluids that get splashed around in this film are just … gross … but fun. It’s prolly not the movie for everyone and I wouldn’t classify it as a true horror film (of the petrifying variety) but it’s scary enough to unsettle you and cheesy enough to make you laugh. It’s a good time, I approve!

Tonight … oh man … is Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Final. The Detroit Red Wings take on the Pittsburgh Penguins for the 2009 Stanley Cup at the Joe Louis Arena in Detroit Rock City:

I’m a nervous wreck … but I will be cheering on my Red Wings to victory tonight! I really can’t focus on much else, let me tell you … I really am a mess. All I can say is … GO WINGS!!

• Joss Whedon talks to Entertainment Weekly about season 2 of Dollhouse (“The stories we’re breaking are pure, and exciting, and everybody’s on-board in the room, and it’s never flowed better”) and that idiot idea for a new movie version of Buffy the Vampire Slayer (“I think that’s something better left untouched by me. So, I wish them luck.”).
• Jon & Kate + 10 years
• Kristin Chenoweth is NOT dating ex-con Lane Garrison.
• Bret Michaels takes a break from his crybaby whining and goes back to his biz of talkin’ about the ladies.
• Matthew Hanly, ex-headmaster at University Liggett School (ahem, my ex boss), resigns from his latest post as headmaster of Oregon Episcopal School after it was discovered that he was sending sexually explicit emails to another man with his work email account.
• The Sydney Opera House looks all purdy when it’s lit up.
• The Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf does not like Towleroad.com
• Sarah Palin continues to give ridiculous interviews about David Letterman when she should be governing the State of Alaska.
• Carrie Prejean claims she was set-up.
• Behind the scenes of a Victoria’s Secret photoshoot … with Gisele Bündchen.
• Lindsay Lohan brings up the rear.
• Is Fergie pregs … or gassy?
• Contrary to reports, there has been no change in the Spederline custody arrangement with the children.
• Robert Pattinson does Metro magazine.
• Robyn is 30, Meredith Brooks is 51 and Jim Nabors is 79 years old today. Click HERE to see who else is celebrating a birthday today.
• Denise Richards shares that John Stamos is good in bed.
• Paris Hilton wants to copyright the phrase, That’s Huge.
• Chastity Bono plans to undergo a sex change.

In May of 2008 we learned that Shania Twain and her hubby Mutt Lange decided to end their marriage reportedly due to infidelity on Lange‘s part … and altho we learned in December ’08 that Shania may have found the romantic company of a new man (in an old friend), she has remained relatively silent on her personal and professional life all the while — until now. Shania just posted a new message to fans on her official record label website and explains (in great detail) why she has not been releasing any new music lately and opens up a bit about how her personal struggles have been affecting her and her son. Here is the full text of Shania‘s new and very long letter to fans:

Dear Friends,

I am so excited to be writing to you personally again after so long.

First I want to apologize for the delay in releasing new music. Music is the basis of our relationship, after all, and I realize I’m not holding up very well on my end of the relationship! But music has a mind of it’s own, and is ruled by a writer’s emotions and state of mind, not by a time frame or wishful thinking. I wish like crazy that I had new music by now since I dream of how fun it would be to see you all again out on tour with new songs to sing, but as most of you know, I have been side-tracked slightly over this past year.

The personal issues that took place just over a year ago have been well documented, and there’s no need to go into more detail here. Since then, I’ve been inspired by my pain to write and use writing as a therapy through the suffering. I truly wouldn’t wish this on anybody as a means to get inspired, but it’s been a productive period with so much emotion trying to find it’s way out. However, there is no telling how long it will take me to actually finish these songs and record them so they can get out to you.

As many things as there have been to write about through this difficult time in my life, healing is serious business and has taken a lot of the wind out of my sails, slowing me down at times. As you know, I am a mom and all my energy goes to making sure my little man is healthy and happy in every way. This is a full time job, as any parent understands, but especially difficult when you are battling your own personal crisis at the same time while trying to spare your child of being affected by your own suffering.

One time when I was having a weak moment listening to some sad music and sobbing and slobbering over my computer’s keyboard, Eja walked up behind me and asked me why I was crying. He wasn’t sad at first–just totally surprised to see his mom crying (he is seven and never saw me cry before), and didn’t know what to make of it. During this intense period, I was managing to hide my devastation from Eja and cried only when I was alone; but this one time was just too hard for me to control and I broke down. I was quick on my feet to answer him though and told Eja that music was very powerful and can make people quite emotional. It can make you want to dance, feel angry, happy or sad and that THIS this song was sad and made me cry. He accepted this, hugged me and went back to what he was doing. Phew, that was tough!

The energy it has taken me to deal with my personal life and managing to still be a responsible parent has been challenging, and while I have been putting what energy I have left at the end of each day into my writing, it’s been hard to put it all together into song format.

Wow … considering that Shania has never really opened up about personal matters in the past, this fairly brutally honest treatise is quite a read. I am a huge Shania Twain fan and it pains me to hear that her break-up has been so difficult for her and her young son. Shania does talk about the new music that she has been working on in the second half of her letter. After the jump, read the rest of Shania‘s message to fans …

So … mebbe Paris Hilton can’t live without Doug Reinhardt after all. In a roller-coaster week of break-ups, fights, hook-ups it seems that Pug Dilton may be getting back together. You may recall that Paris issued a statement to People magazine on Tuesday that she had officially broken-up with Doug and then spent her Wednesday night mackin’ on soccer stud Cristiano Ronaldo. But now, according to TMZ, Paris may be having second thoughts about that “official break-up” and claim that she went back to Doug last night begging him to take her back. Um … true love wins out?

Paris Hilton traded the Euro for the good ol’ U.S. last night — she spent the evening with Doug Reinhardt. Wednesday night/Thursday early early, Paris hooked up with Cristiano Ronaldo — who can forget our pic of Paris’ ass as she mauled the soccer star? But our spies say last night Paris begged Doug to take her back. She told him she loved him and had made a mistake by breaking up with him. We’re told she was texting him all night and then showed up at his house at 4 AM this morning, banging on his door. Apparently Doug succumbed to her charm … which means he scored.

Please ye gods above and below … thruout the ether of the vast expanse of infinity … let Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt stay together FOREVER! I truly hope that this news of reconciliation turns out to be true because I fully contend that the population of Earth would be much served if Pug Dilton kept their communicable love between themselves. I cannot stress this enough … Paris and Doug are PERFECT and they absolutely DESERVE one another. Please gods … let them keep it together.

This is … good news … yes?

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Now, take this bit of info with a grain of salt but Star magazine is reporting that Lauren LC Conrad has accepted actor boyfriend Kyle Howard‘s marriage proposal. The mag reports that now that LC is freed up from her responsibilities on The Hills, Howard jumped at the chance to ask for her hand in marriage … which she, reportedly, quickly accepted. Could LC and Kyle really be gettin’ hitched?

Now that Lauren Conrad is off “The Hills,” Star reports, her boyfriend, Kyle Howard, has proposed, and “Lauren barely let him get the words out before she said yes.” Not least because she wanted to get engaged at the very moment that Heidi Montag was vomiting in the Costa Rican jungle.

Aww … while this is a sweet story, I have huge doubts that there is any validity to it at all. LC strikes me as a very level-headed person and the notion that she would get married at this point in her life seems unlikely to me. And, let’s be real here … Star magazine is not really a bastion of reliable news reporting. Even still … I can only imagine what kind of lavish wedding that LC would have if she really were to get hitched. I’m fairly certain it would be the kind of wedding that would blow the Speidi ceremony out of the water. And I’d bet hard cash that LC would not be inviting the Pratts to her nuptials. But … alas … I fear this rumor is merely just that … a rumor. Let’s hold off on the wedding gifts for now.

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On Wednesday we learned that the fairytale romance between Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt came to a sad and abrupt end after some sort of incident took place at The Darkroom nightclub here in Hollywood, CA on Tuesday night. According to reports, a blonde Paris Hilton “look-alike” played a role in the circumstances that lead to the split of Pug Dilton and In Touch Weekly magazine has her side of the story. Meet Deal or No Deal model Kendhal Beal … the “other woman” who reportedly helped break up Pug Dilton:

Paris Hilton is single again and In Touch can exclusively reveal why! Paris ended her relationship with Doug Reinhardt on Tuesday night after she caught him hanging out with his gorgeous ex, 23-year-old former Deal or No Deal model Kendhal Beal at Darkroom in West Hollywood. “Everyone was there having a great time, sitting at the bar, and I happen to be talking to Doug,” Kendhal tells In Touch exclusively. “Out of nowhere, Paris comes and starts throwing lemons and limes at me. It was kind of crazy! ” Kendhal claims that Paris was screaming at Doug in front of everyone, then the pair left together. But Doug’s ex may not be the only reason for the split — insiders say Doug’s constant need for publicity was starting to wear on Paris. “He is a good guy and I couldn’t see him dating her for publicity,” adds Kendhal. “I’m sure that it was real.” Although the two have dated for a summer in the past, Kendhal says “We have a history but we are currently just friends.” Could Paris have been a little jealous? “Definitely,” says Kendhal. But the breakup hasn’t slowed Paris down. She headed out last night and met up with U.K. soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo at Myhouse in Hollywood. “They were making out in front of some of Doug’s friends,” a witness tells In Touch. Paris, Cristiano, and her sister Nicky Hilton all headed to Nicky’s house and partied until 5 a.m.

At last … the final piece of the puzzle has been laid in place. We know have the pretty good picture of what went down on Tuesday night that lead to the dissolution of Pug Dilton‘s relationship. Since that time, Paris has dug her claws (and her tongue, apparently) into Cristiano Ronaldo and Doug has been left a crying, begging for attention mess at Paris‘s doorstep … so, pretty much life goes on as usual.

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