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Yesterday we heard from Poison frontman Bret Michaels‘s representative, Janna Elias, that the Michaels camp is upset that they haven’t received any messages of support from the producers of the 63rd Annual Tony Awards in the wake of the accident that Bret suffered while performing on stage at the show this past Sunday night. Elias issued an extensive statement that publicly chastised the Tony Awards folks for their failure to give a darn that he walked into a descending set piece and suffered facial trauma as a result. Today we learn that Bret Michaels has been forced to postpone an all-important tour date in Myrtle Beach, SC as a result of his injuries … injuries that he is now showing off on his official website:

Tour Update: Myrtle Beach Show Postponed

“Unfortunately due injuries suffered at the Tony awards Sunday night, the Bret Michaels show scheduled for Wednesday in Myrtle Beach has been postponed and rescheduled for Thursday August 6th. Due to a large stage prop that struck Bret’s head further tests are being conducted on his head and spine. Bret Michaels solo tour dates will resume June 12th in Gadsden Alabama and will continue throughout the summer. Bret looks forward to bringing his Rock of Love tour to Myrtle Beach and will see you all on Thursday August 6th.”

Um, seriously? He’s got an ouchie on his nose … is he really, seriously making this big a stink over his accident? Could all of this bitching mean that Michaels might be making a play for a potential lawsuit? If so, he’d prolly need at least one more photo showing other injuries to his person as a result of his near deadly accident … right? After the jump, check out one more photo of Bret Michaels showing off his injured lip which, he alleges, was caused by his near deadly accident on the Tony Awards stage …

On Tuesday we learned the heartbreaking news that Miley Cyrus decided to dump her 20 year old manfriend Justin Gaston right before she relocated to Savannah, GA for the Summer to work on a new film. It was speculated that the break-up had more to do with Miley‘s more age appropriate ex-boyfriend Nick Jonas of the Jonas Brothers (who she lunched with in April and collaborated on a new song with just last weekend). It would seem that the speculation may be true … Nick also made his way to Savannah, GA this week and wouldn’t you know it, was spotted enjoying a lovely jetskiing date at Tybee Island with the newly single Miley Cyrus:

The sightings have begun of the big superstars in the Miley Cyrus movie filming out on Tybee Island. Last night we told you about some of Miley’s twitter updates since landing here in Savannah. The latest one stated that she was in love with Savannah. Well maybe that’s cause she had such a fun day yesterday on Tybee Island. In the photo here she is out at Tybee Island Jet Ski rentals having a ball with her former flame Nick Jonas of the Jonas Brothers. A quick search around the internet, in fact, showed photos of Nick flying into Savannah and landing back in New York today from Savannah. On Sunday Miley tweeted that she and Nick were in the studio working on a duet together. This picture is a little far away, but we’re working on getting more photos from the many people who are spotting stars on the island.

HMMM … could Nick just be offering his shoulder for Miley to cry on in the wake of her break-up with Gaston … or could he be offering her more? A rekindled and passionate love affair of fervent hand-holding and ravenous high-fiving? I suppose only time will tell … but it seems pretty clear that now that Jiley has been put asunder, the way is now clear for a reunification of Niley.

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Woot!! It’s a hap-hap-happy day, y’all!! Armani Underwear has unveiled the newest ad photo that features David Beckham in his sexy smalls and today we get our first look. Becks was on hand at a promo event at Selfridge’s department store earlier today in London, England for the unveiling … Becks, his bulge and a very thick rope are prominently featured in the new photo … check it out:

David Beckham’s got some fine muscles, and he wants the whole world to know it. Which could explain why a six-storey high advert of his chiselled torso was seen gracing the facade of Selfridge’s flagship London store. The celebrated footballer, 34, was on hand to see the unveiling of his impressive new advert for Emporio Armani at the popular store in London today. And his wife Victoria, 35, approved too, as she gave him a kiss upon her arrival at the launch. Although he looked less than enamoured, looking over Victoria’s head as she puckered up. Hundreds of people turned up to see Beckham at the launch of the new Armani advert which caused a similar store to the unveiling of the first advert at San Francisco’s Macy’s store last year. And in the hot new ad, David’s torso looks extra chiselled as he seductively lounges back on a huge rope. Last year Beckham signed a £20 million deal to become the new global ambassador of fashion house Giorgio Armani. The AC Milan star is under contract to front an underwear campaign in a series of billboard and fashion magazine adverts. The three-year deal, in which Beckham will receive an annual fee plus royalties, is unprecedented for any sportsman and will cement his status as the world’s best paid footballer.

Yummo!! Lookin’ good, Becks! I’m surprised how much I like seeing him with the slicked hair’do … it’s a nice look on him, I think. Yes, I realize that it’s difficult to focus on much of anything when he’s just standing there in his undies but — yes, I noticed. As you may recall, earlier this year we got to see a few new Armani Underwear ads from Becksie poo … here’s hoping that this new photo will be accompanied by at least a couple other photos. After the jump, check out this new ad prominently displayed on the front of Selfridge’s department store and see what his 4-story rope looks like when it’s all blown up …

Oh man … something really bad must’ve gone down last night. We just learned that Paris Hilton was involved in some sort of altercation last night that involved (either directly or indirectly) her boyfriend Doug Reinhardt … and now, People magazine is reporting that Paris and Doug have broken up! Pug Dilton are dunzo, y’all!

It’s over for Paris Hilton and boyfriend Doug Reinhardt of The Hills, PEOPLE has confirmed. “In response to the inquiry on whether Paris Hilton has split up with Doug Reinhardt, yes, this is true they are no longer together. They remain friends and ask that you please respect their privacy,” a rep for Hilton says. Hilton, 28, and Reinhardt, 24, had been together for six months. Reinhardt’s rep had no immediate comment.

What.The.Eff?!? Whatever went down last night has to have something to do with this sudden split. The couple were doing just fine yesterday … they just got back from an extended vacay together … and they were even talking about the possibility of marriage later on in the Summer. This really sucks … I LOVED Pug Dilton together … that way, both Paris and Doug would stay away from other innocent people. I, for one, will really miss Pug Dilton … I thought for sure they’d stay together forever … I mean, you can’t fake a love like THIS. Man … we have to find out what went down last night.

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