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So … Conan O’Brien started his new gig as host of The Tonight Show this week and a few folks noticed something … familiar about the backdrop background of his newly designed set. After careful consideration (and genius side-by-side comparison), it seems pretty obvious that Conan‘s new background came straight from the Mushroom Kingdom of the Super Mario Brothers video game:

From Gizmodo: Conan’s new Tonight Show set sure is nice, but the guys at Serious Lunch noticed that his new monologue backdrop looks pretty familiar. As in Mushroom Kingdom familiar. Chen and I are in disagreement as to whether or not this is intentional. I say it’s a coincidence, but he’s convinced that Mario was a definite inspiration for this background.

OMG … of course this background was inspired (to say the least) from the Super Mario Brothers video game. There is no way in hell that the indenticalness of the background to the layout of the video game can be mere coincidence:

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Jude Law took to the West End stage in London, England last night to begin his run in the new theatrical production of the immortal bard William Shakespeare‘s masterpiece Hamlet. Here is a Gollum-esque promo pic released from the play along with portions of very favorable reviews of his performance in the production:

Jude Law defied critics last night with a stunning performance of Hamlet. The Oscar-nominated actor was greeted with a rapturous applause after his powerful portrayal of the troubled Danish prince in the Wyndham’s Theatre production of the Shakespearean tragedy. Seven years after a mixed response to his run as Dr Faustus at the Young Vic, Jude showed off the full extent of his acting skills in the powerful, emotional production. Starring alongside Jude in the Michael Grandage production is Penelope Wilton as Hamlet’s mother Gretrude, Gugu Mbatha-Raw as Ophelia, Kevin R McNally as Claudius and Alex Waldman as Laertes. His performance as Hamlet comes several months after Doctor Who David Tennant gave a strikingly different take on the distressed Dane. Reviews of Jude’s performance have been mostly positive, with only the Independent describing his as “fine” while frequently comparing him to Tennant. The Guardian’s Michael Billington wrote: “What exactly does Law bring to Hamlet? Principally, a sense of moody solitude and moral disgust… Law’s Hamlet has the right inwardness and self-awareness.” Evening Standard’s Henry Hitching said: “As the scholar-soldier-prince, Law’s performance is detailed and powerful. He brings a rumpled charisma to the role: his Hamlet is both disgusted and dangerous.” The Telegraph’s Charles Spencer writes: “There are a few rough edges, moments when Law seems to be skating on the surface of the role rather than digging deep, but this is already a deeply moving, lucidly spoken Hamlet which I’m sure will grow even stronger in the course of the run.” The Times’ Benedict Nightgale: “His verse-speaking is immaculate and his charisma comes powering out from below the pock-marked columns, black walls and towering gates of Christopher Oram’s grim set.” Speaking ahead of the opening night, Jude admitted he felt an empathy with Hamlet after being let down in his life. He said: “I’m a lot more cynical now than I was. I used to have optimism and the belief that people would usually do the right thing, and that has been somewhat tainted by experience, which I think mirrors Hamlet’s journey. He’s let down by people.”

I don’t immediately always think first of Jude Law as an amazing actor but I have to admit that I’ve pretty much loved him in everything he’s done. He’s one of those solid actors that always puts on a believable performance every single time. I am very excited to see him as Dr. Watson in the forthcoming film Sherlock Holmes (alongside Robert Downey, Jr.‘s Holmes) but I’m totally intrigued by this notion of Law as Hamlet. While Macbeth is my favorite Shakespeare play, I really enjoy Hamlet as well. I’d love to be able to see Jude Law in this production. Perhaps if it does really well, it will eventually make its way to Broadway. In any event, I’m happy to know that Jude‘s performance in London is being met with such great reviews. See, he’s not just a pretty face after all.

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Jason Mraz, the politically-minded musician and marijuana rights advocate, has posted a new blog on his personal website asking that all y’all out there consider using recycled products when purchasing toilet paper to use in your homes, schools, offices, etc. Mraz carefully and in great detail explains how the world’s use of 2-ply toilet tissue is having an adverse effect on our environment and he offers solutions to help YOU make more eco-friendly decisions when making t.p. purchasing choices. I understand the idea to share this wealth of information came to Jason while he was camping in Costa Rica … which is also from whence this photo of the nekkid singer doing his biz in the lake most likely comes from:

Recent News from our friends at the Natural Resource Defense Council (The NRDC) say that Americans’ addiction to two-ply, super soft toilet paper is causing greater harm to our environment than our gas guzzling cars. No shit. How is that so? In order to produce all that perfectly plush paper, companies must harvest tons of virgin trees, which the reaping of means less oxygen for the atmosphere to offset or all the carbon that seems to be frying us here on the surface. So our asses are in trouble. The US is the country that consumes the most forests specifically to fulfill the demand of Charmen Assficiandos far and wide. If you travel abroad, you may find discomfort in the thin one-ply offered up pretty much everywhere else. But that’s because most other countries are more careful about their resourceful trees and/or use recycled and post-consumer paper in the manufacturing of toilet tissue. Click HERE to learn what post-consumer means. I remember visiting India and being astounded to find there wasn’t any paper. Talk about saving trees and not clogging the septic! Instead, there was a water hose next to the toilet and it was recommend you use your hand (which is why you always shake hands and eat meals with your right (and only your right).) So I’m writing this today to invite you to buy only recycled or large percentage post consumer paper for your household, school or office. If you aren’t the one buying it, then encourage your janitorial staff to consider it. The paper isn’t nearly as soft, but it’s just as durable. Click HERE for the Tissue Shopper’s Guide provided by the NRDC. It was while camping in Costa Rica last week that I realized I needed to share this with you. When it came to the limited supply of tissue brought to the jungle, one has to be selective on how and when to use. My friend was amazed at how little paper was actually required for the job. And it has nothing to do with my raw diet, because quite honestly, I’ve been swimming in deeper waters lately, introducing my stomach to rich and indulgently devilish foods. (How dare I!) … Forgive me for being anal about this. I just thought I’d share the news and suggest an eco-friendly solution to one of nature’s biggest pains in the ass. For more helpful blogs like this one, intended to enhance your life and the lives of others around you, check out SuperForest.Org. It’s my personal favorite.

Pura Vida!
-Jason

Well … there you have it. I, personally, had no idea that the use of toilet paper in the Western World caused such a shitstorm for the environment … tho, it does make sense. I have to say, the idea of using recycled (ie. scratchy) toilet paper does not sound all that appealing, in the long run it does make more sense to make little sacrifices where we can. You’ve gotta love that Jason Mraz is always putting out useful information about subjects that he feels so strongly about. I’m also fond for his affinity for sharing such revealing photos … tho, let’s try and not think about what he’s prolly doing in that lake, shall we? Click HERE to read the entire text of Jason‘s post which offers a few Toilet Tissue Tips. We can save the planet, one wipe at a time.

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Yesterday we saw pics of Alyson Hannigan and hubby Alexis Denisof taking their precious newborn baby girl Satyana out for her first party … and today we get to see pics of Aly and Satyana doing a bit of shopping together in West Hollywood, CA:

I believe this is the first time we’ve gotten to see the little princess outside of her baby stroller since Aly debuted the first pic of her on her official Twitter profile back in April. I can’t be entirely sure but from the look of the big pink wall behind her, it looks like Aly and Satyana were shopping at Paul Smith on Melrose Ave. Mother and daughter look so great … I love seeing them out and about :)

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BritneySpears.com has shared a couple of the cutest videos from The Circus starring Britney Spears Tour that we have or will ever see. Captured during rehearsals for the start of the second leg of Britney Spears‘s tour in Europe (which kicked off in London last night), Britney‘s young sons Sean Preston and Jayden James were filmed dancing up a storm to her hit songs Toxic and Baby … One More Time. Here are a few screencaps from both performances:

Not since Cruz Beckham got up on stage during the Spice Girls Reunion Tour to breakdance for the audience back in 2008 have we seen little celeb kids busting a move like this. Because there are two of them, I think the advantage goes to Britney‘s sons Sean P. and JJ. Prepare yourselves — after the jump, check out both videos of Britney‘s boys dancing up a storm to her hit singles …

Last night was our low key evening … we spent the later part of the afternoon just lounging around before we met up and took my parents out for a group dinner at Andiamo in Dearborn, MI. Here are a couple pics from dinner:

And that was pretty much that … after dinner, we all went home and spent the rest of the evening with a big bucket of Red Vines and the TV in Sarah’s room. Yeah, it wasn’t all that thrilling but it was really nice nonetheless.

Tonight, Sarah and Mark are hosting a small get together of some of our friends so that we can hang out, cheer on the Detroit Red Wings in Game 4 of the Stanley Cup Final and celebrate David’s and my last night here in Detroit. It’s gonna be really fun seeing everyone … but where has the time gone? We’re already off to LA tomorrow ;(

• Brangelina would like you to know that the report from the National Enquirer that insists that they are breaking-up is “not true”.
• Peace the Spork Out, David Carradine
• While Whitney Houston is announcing the release of her new album, ex-hubby Bobby Brown is announcing the birth of his new son, Cassius, his 5th child from his third babymama.
• A drunken Ashlee Simpson gets into a verbal altercation with a sober Michelle Trachtenberg over Pete Wentz.
• Megan Fox is all for the legalization of marijuana.
• Not even Clay Aiken‘s own charity wants anything to do with him.
• Elder British men strip for their pensions.
• Same-sex marriage is legal in the world of Sims 3.
• China continues to insists that nothing at all happened on this day in Tiananmen Square.
• Brüno does Marie Claire magazine.
• Lily Allen lets a nip slip during her recent music video shoot.
• Tila Tequila hits the beach, obvs trying to prove that she is not pregs.
• Christina Ricci calls off engagement to her friendly giant.
• That’s a big bag you’ve got there, Jessica Simpson
• Halle Berry films a new Revlon commercial.
• Angelina Jolie is 34, Noah Wyle is 38, Scott Wolf is 41, El DeBarge is 48 and Michelle Phillips of The Mamas and The Papas is 65 years old today. Click HERE to see who else is celebrating a birthday today.
• Angelina Jolie tops the Forbes Celebrity 100 list of the Most Powerful Celebrities, Oprah Winfrey falls to #2.
• Paris Hilton‘s My New Dubai BFF
• I’ll see your Lady Gaga and raise you one Fischerspooner.
• Polka music is no longer eligible for Grammy Awards.

When last we saw Twilight star Taylor Lautner and Disney starlet Selena Gomez — collectively known as Taylena — together on a date they were spotted in Vancouver, BC Canada in early May enjoying one another’s company at The Keg Steakhouse. Since then, Taylor and Selena have relocated to SoCal and were spied enjoying a sweet, innocent frozen yogurt date together in LA yesterday afternoon:

Ain’t they just the cutest things you’ve ever seen? While I’m sure there are now loads of Team Jacob fans out there gnashing their teeth in jealousy of Selena, it’s nice to see that young master Taylor has found himself a nice young lady to fraternize with. They really do make an adorably sickening couple … don’t you think?

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Here are a couple new pics of Melanie Sporty Spice Chisholm stepping out on the streets of London to take her newborn baby girl (who was born last February) Scarlet out for a stroll … behold:

New mother Melanie Chisholm was spotted making a rare trip out with baby Scarlet Starr yesterday. The Spice Girl carefully wheeled her three-month-old baby through London as she chatted with a friend. Scarlet, who was born at London’s Portland Hospital on February 22, is the first child for the singer and her partner Thomas Starr. Melanie fell pregnant just months after the Spice Girls reunion tour ended in 2008. “Being backstage at the shows with the girls and all the kids made me think, ‘Yeah I could be a good mum,’” she has admitted. She added: “I used to love the fact that I was the only Spice Girl who didn’t need to lug around loads of baby stuff. Mad, innit? Me, a mum.” The 34-year-old was the last of the Spice Girls to have a child and has had plenty of advice from her old bandmates. Emma Bunton, who was nicknamed Baby Spice, was the first to meet the new addition, declaring her “One of the cutest little girls I’ve ever seen.” She added: “Melanie is an absolutely natural mother.” Emma is mother to a son while Melanie Brown has two daughters, Victoria Beckham three sons and Geri Halliwell a daughter. Melanie and Thomas, her partner of six years, are said to be planning their wedding.

While we don’t really get a good look at little Miss Scarlet in these pics (for all we know, Mel C. could be pushing around a glazed ham in that stroller) we did get our first look at the little doll on the cover of Hello! magazine last March. Sporty may not be my fave of the Spices but I am happy to see her as a new mommy … she really did sound like she was hoping for a child of her own in interviews during the Spice Girls Reunion Tour a couple of years ago. At last, she got her wish!

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Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson managed to find themselves at the same club in London, England last night (Bungalow 8) after spending quite a bit of time apart since their break-up earlier this year. Despite the fact that the ladies called off their relationship, they had been seen since in each other’s relative proximity (namely at Samantha‘s home for overnight visits) while managing to evade being photographed together … but, for the most part, they’ve been apart — until last night. Altho both Lindsay and Samantha entered and exited the club separately, I think it’s safe to assume that L. Ron spent some time together while inside the club last night:

Lindsay Lohan is nothing if not persistent. The actress spent last night shadowing her ex-girlfriend Samantha Ronson around town after following her to London this week. After a quick visit to Crystal nightclub in Oxford Street, the Mean Girls star stopped in at Bungalow 8 where the DJ just happened to be partying with her brother Mark Ronson and his girlfriend Josephine de La Baume. Samantha, accompanied by her crew, made a sharp exit just minutes after Lindsay’s arrival and returned to her hotel. Lo and behold, Linday is said to have then trailed her down the road to Blakes in South Kensington, the plush establishment she checked herself into on Tuesday. Their appearance in the same city at the same time may not be such a coincidence though, after Lindsay was said to have organised photo shoots and club appearances to coincide with Samantha’s visit. After arriving from France on Tuesday afternoon, the 22-year-old actress checked into the Blakes – just down the road from Samantha’s hotel – before travelling up to North London for a photo shoot. After a tour of Asia and a brief stop in Munich, 31-year-old Sam arrived in London on Saturday, where she has arranged a string of DJing gigs, including stints at the decks of Mahiki, Whisky Mist and Cafe De Paris. Lindsay is believed to have arranged to be in the British capital at the same time as Samantha as month ago when she was trying to win her back. Samantha ended their rocky romance on April 4 after the couple had a furious row in Los Angeles … Since their split, Lindsay has been spotted leaving Samantha’s Hollywood home after spending the night talking to her ex on various occasions and was even spotted there last week while Samantha was in the Philippines. Rather tellingly on the day Samantha flew from Manila to Singapore, Lindsay wrote on her Twitter micro-blogging page: ‘Missing a certain someone after a massage and chicken noodle soup… U (she) knows. Cuddle time soon I hope – fly safe.’ While the couple haven’t been photographed together since their split, Samantha has changed her Facebook relationship status from ‘single’ to ‘it’s complicated’ and lists Lindsay Lohan as the number one friend on her MySpace page.

Ahhh … the complications of lurve. I fear the love affair between L. Ron is way too complicated to be dunzo for long. These two seem to share an attraction to one another that defies explanation. While I, personally, would love for the two of them to get back together … I think it’s best that they continue to spend some time apart so that they can figure out what’s best for them individually. That said, I suspect L. Ron will be back together officially before Summer’s end. Good luck, ladies! I’m rootin’ for you!

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