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Here is our first look at the first promo pic from the second season of 90210 premiering on The CW this coming Fall. As you can see, Dustin Milligan (who portrayed Ethan Ward in season 1) has not been included in this new promo pic (we learned last March that he was being axed from the show) and has been replaced with Matt Lanter (who was brought on mid-season as Liam Court). Additionally, TV Guide is reporting that there will be a new young male character brought onto the show in season 2 … a fella known as Teddy:

We were all sad to see the charming Dustin Milligan get the heave-ho from 90210 this spring, but fear not! TVGuide.com has learned exclusively that West Bev is getting a new shot of testosterone in the fall, courtesy a new recurring character. Known as “Teddy” in the character breakdown, the new man in town is a tennis champ who is also the son of a famous movie star. He is described as “returning to West Beverly,” which immediately made me think that he was the man behind the wheel of that bumper-stickered Mercedes that witnessed Annie hit… whatever it is that she hit on her season-finale joyride. Teddy’s charm is described as “Clooney-esque,” which will surely send all the ladies’ hearts a-flutter. That is, until it actually causes the inevitable rift/catfight among Silver, Annie and Naomi, thus teaching our young girls that when looking for a potential suitor, don’t let anything get in your way, least of all your best friends. All other women are evil and should be considered competition.

Awww … it’s sad that Ethan will not be coming back to West Beverly High next season but I must confess that the changes that took place in the tone of the show in the second half of last season made the show much more enjoyable to watch. The series started out too nice and friendly, the added spice helped make the show much more entertaining. I absolutely LOVED the season finale. If losing Ethan means that Liam and Teddy will bring more drama then … I guess I’m all for it. I hope Dustin Milligan gets a role on a new show, tho. It’d be a shame to let him go to waste.

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Zachary Quinto was spotted making his way thru LAX Airport on Tuesday June 2 (his birthday) rockin’ a thin sliver of facial hair across his top lip … clearly in an effort to pick up the slack that Jude Law has left behind. Zachary‘s got himself a porn’stache, y’all:

I understand that Zachary was bound for a flight to Mexico City, MX for the premiere there of his latest film Star Trek. Perhaps the porn’stache has magical properties to help fend off swine flu or mebbe he was just tryin’ out a new look to intensify his sex appeal but … yeah, I dunno that it’s gonna work. A Jude’stache, it is not … but I don’t entirely hate it. What do y’all think … is this a good look for Mr. Quinto?

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Taylor Lautner, the beefy young buck who portrays Jacob Black in The Twilight Saga movie franchise, was spotted making his way out of the gym this week with his head down as he made his way to his car … if you look closely in the photos, it seems evident that Lautner was clearly not wearing an important article of clothing:

I’m not sure how comfortable it is to do a work-out without wearing any … support … but it’s obvs the lad likes to engage in physical fitness as freely as he can. Maybe that’s his secret to his success?

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After making good on their threat to quit the NBC competitive reality TV show I’m A Celebrity … Get Me Out of Here! due to living conditions that did not meet their needs, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt returned to SoCal from the jungles of Costa Rica last night and DID NOT want to be photographed for a change. The couple made their way thur LAX Airport arrivals wearing black sheets, covering them from head to toe … behold:

Clearly, NBC wants nothing more to do with Speidi and is NOT interested in having them back on the show. TMZ is reporting that NBC contacted Audrina Patridge to take Heidi‘s place on the show and she responded with a resounding Hell NO! He response:

“Not in a million years. Audrina is moving in a completely different direction than those two … she’s a star.”

Additionally, TMZ is also reporting that NBC contacted Brody Jenner to take Spencer‘s place on the show, his response to the offer was similar to Audrina‘s response:

“No … Brody’s not that hungry for bugs or camera time.”

Clearly, Speidi are regretting their decision to quit the show … Spencer has been tweeting on his official Twitter profile all night long begging NBC to take him and Heidi back — he’s also begging others to beg NBC for him. Here are a few of his tweets:

@mileycyrus I hope you saw my shout out to you on tonights episode of “I’m a celebrity get me out of here” Pray NBC let’s Speidi back on!

The devil fooled speidi in to making an awful decision and we are praying to Jesus to get NBC to give us another shot to redeem

say a prayer that NBC let’s us go back on and eat more disgusting things! Heidi ate a rats tail and three scorpions?

@mileycyrus God Bless you!!! Were Praying to Jesus that NBC forgives us for being quitters! Quitters never win and a winner never quits!

It seems obvs that dignity has gone completely out the window. My guess is that Speidi never really wanted to quit the show … they prolly wanted to throw a diva tantrum and eventually get back on the show and prove everyone wrong that believed they couldn’t hack it in the jungle. My guess is that they miscalculated NBC‘s response and didn’t count on not getting back on the show. Whatever the case may be … they quit, NBC don’t want them back and now they’ve got egg on their faces (underneath those black sheets). I suppose it’s too much to hope for that Speidi will live the rest of their existence underneath those black sheets … so we should prolly enjoy it while we can.

UPDATE: I knew it was too good to be true. TMZ is now reporting that Speidi are still in Costa Rica and the couple photographed at LAX above are fakes … which, to be honest, wouldn’t surprise me in the least. Additionally, says TMZ, Spencer is responding to Audrina‘s refusal to join the show — calling her a “ho”. So, I guess, they are still trying to get back on the show … which very well could happen (considering how much attention their antics are getting). As marginally entertaining as all of his ridiculousness is, I do feel sorry for the charities that are associated with Speidi‘s antics.

UPDATE 2: Reps for Speidi are now saying that the couple are still in Costa Rica, are still on the show and that their siblings were the ones under the black sheets at LAX Airport last night:

Heidi and Spencer Pratt are remaining on NBC reality show I’m a Celebrity … Get Me Out of Here! after all, Usmagazine.com has confirmed. “Heidi and Spencer are still in the jungle and part of the show,” their rep told Us Wednesday morning. Us can also exclusively report that Spencer’s sister Stephanie and his friend Spenser (yes, there’s another one, only spelled with an ‘s’) were the people under the blankets at L.A.’s LAX airport Tuesday night. They were simply used as decoy to throw people off and give the illusion that Spencer and Heidi had returned to L.A., says a source.

So … if they are still on the show, how was Spencer able to use Twitter last night? Do they have cell phone towers in the jungle? Are cellphones even allowed on the show? What a joke! But really … should we expect anything but this sort of thing from Speidi?

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