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Yesterday we learned the sad news that newlyweds Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have not been adjusting to life in the Costa Rican jungle very well and have threatened NBC that they would quit the competitive reality TV show I’m A Celebrity … Get Me Out of Here! if conditions did not improve for them. The first ep of the show aired last night and, as you might expect, Speidi turned on their usual charm. Well, it looks like the couple just couldn’t handle the rigors of surviving in the jungle cuz TMZ is reporting that the duo have made good on their threat and have quit the show. They’re dunzo, y’all!

Heidi and Spencer have followed through on their threat — they have quit the NBC reality show “I’m a Celebrity … Get Me Out of Here!” A source close to production tells TMZ the “Hills” duo walked off the set for good after the live portion of last night’s show. It is unclear how the show will handle their leaving on tonight’s episode. Guess they weren’t faking … for a change.

LMAO!! I, too, thought they were faking the tears at the onset to try and curry the favor of the viewing audience … but I guess they just didn’t have the fortitude to endure the competition. From what I understand, they were not very much liked by the rest of the cast … I doubt anyone will be sorry to see them go. I’m actually a bit surprised, tho … I thought all that tough talk would manifest itself in some way. I guess you can add the title of Quitters to the long list of names to call Speidi.

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Michael Jackson paid another visit to his most favoritest medical center in Beverly Hills, CA yesterday and he brought along his littlest child Prince Michael Joseph Jackson, II (a.k.a. Blanket) for the ride. It seems as if he spends a lot of time at this particular medical center when he should, IMHO, instead be workin’ his ass off to rehearse for his upcoming 50 date residency of concerts at the O2 Arena in London, England which begin in just over a month. Jacko did take the opportunity to show off his new perm … old skool fans, rejoice! The curls are back!!

TMZ is reporting that Jacko has reportedly agreed to play a one-off concert with his sister Janet and his brothers the Jackson 5 in Dallas, TX in addition to his upcoming 50-date stint in the UK. Apparently, Jacko signed a contract to perform with his family before he made the O2 Arena deal and is legally obliged to uphold his end of the bargain. I have my doubts that the O2 Arena dates will go off without a hitch (well, another hitch … he already postponed the first few dates of the tour), let alone this one-off date with his family. It really sounds as if Michael Jackson has bitten off way more than he can chew. Will he rise to the occasion or will he suffer the most embarrassing defeat of his career? I guess we’ll find out soon enough. Good call on the perm tho. Rockin’ a look that hearkens back to his hey day is a pretty good idea … a false sense of hope can work wonders on blindly devoted fans.

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Eminem, née Marshall Mathers, decided to venture out in public for the first time since he was humiliated on live, national TV Sunday night at the 2009 MTV Movie Awards. As you may recall, Em was involved in a hilarious gag orchestrated by Sacha Baron Cohen and MTV (it remains to be seen if Eminem was in on the joke) that forced the rapper to get a faceful of Cohen‘s bare ass. After storming out of the awards show, Em was nowhere to be seen … until yesterday. He met up with his BFF Travis Barker and the pair went shopping at Barker‘s clothing store Famous Stars and Straps:

Perhaps Travis was trying to cheer up his friend with free swag or mebbe Em isn’t as pissed as we might’ve thought cuz he seemed just fine yesterday. I, personally, still contend that he was in on the joke to an extent … and wasn’t privy to just how far the gag would go. Then again, being the prankster that he is … Eminem is no stranger to using bare ass to get some laughs. Whatever the case may be, it looks like Eminem is over it already and can move on … but I wonder if we should be on the look-out for some retaliation.

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Last night Conan O’Brien officially took the reigns and became the 5th host (after Steve Allen, Jack Paar, Johnny Carson and Jay Leno) of NBC‘s long-running late night TV program The Tonight Show (in the wake of Leno‘s departure from the show last Friday night). Here are a few screencaps from the cold open of Conan‘s first show as host of The Tonight Show:

The video gag (showing Conan‘s move from NYC to LA) was very cute, very Conan … in case you missed it, you can watch it online HERE. After 17 years as host of Late Night, now is the time for O’Brien to take his place in the earlier timeslot … and he got things off to a hilarious start:

Conan O’Brien debuted as host of “The Tonight Show” with a jog across the country to Los Angeles and other comedy bits on his entry into a strange new West Coast culture. He joined a line of predecessors — Steve Allen, Jack Paar, Johnny Carson and Jay Leno — on television’s most historic late-night franchise. “I think I’ve timed this move perfectly,” he said in his opening monologue aired Monday night. “I’m on a last-place network, I moved to a state that’s bankrupt and ‘The Tonight Show’ is sponsored by General Motors.” O’Brien spent 17 years as host of NBC’s “Late Night” in New York, and the move up one hour has been in the works for five years. Leno, his immediate predecessor, will do a weeknight prime-time show on NBC. The workaholic Leno will start “in two days, three days tops,” O’Brien joked. Actually, it’s in September. O’Brien christened a new studio on the Universal City lot with a handsome art-deco look. The stage has a blue glass background for the opening monologue, before O’Brien retreats to a desk in front of a sparkling backdrop of Los Angeles. From the top, O’Brien showed the silly comic style that sets him apart from Leno, with more comedy skits filmed earlier and less reliance on jokes in front of the studio audience. The first one showed O’Brien marking off a to-do list for his new show. “Move to L.A.” was the last item, as a camera panned a New York skyline outside his window. A frantic O’Brien went out in the street to find a cab. When he couldn’t, he began running. He ran out of New York, and sprinted across the country — across Wrigley Field in Chicago, past the Gateway Arch in St. Louis, by the Rockies and through the desert to Las Vegas. Finally he arrived at the locked door to his new studio, only to realize he’d left his keys behind. In other segments, O’Brien commandeered a tram filled with tourists on a Universal Studios lot tour and took his used green Ford Taurus for a ride into Los Angeles’ car-obsessed culture. Fabio complimented him on his ride. O’Brien appeared nervous at the long-awaited opening night, pacing onstage during his monologue and mugging with his red pompadour. “I remember watching Johnny Carson when I was a kid and thinking: That’s what I want to be when I grow up,” O’Brien said. “I’m sure right now in America there is likely a kid watching me, thinking: ‘What is wrong with that man’s hair?’” Longtime sidekick Andy Richter slid smoothly into the role Ed McMahon once played for Carson, standing at a podium to the side of the stage and loudly laughing at his boss’ jokes … Comic Will Ferrell was O’Brien’s first guest, his appearance less manic than some of his memorable “Late Night” visits. He offered O’Brien some “tips” for L.A. living, including a good burger joint in Pasadena “called Burger King.” Pearl Jam was the musical guest, debuting a song off an upcoming album. Ferrell sang his own song in tribute to O’Brien, a version of “Never Can Say Goodbye” that “bewildered” the host. Why sing a goodbye song on the first night? “Don’t get me wrong,” Ferrell said. “I’m pulling for you. But this little thing is a crapshoot at best.”

I think Conan taking over for Leno is a genius move. O’Brien is ridiculously funny and absolutely lovable. I’ve always felt that he deserved to be on TV at an earlier time (when people are still awake) to enjoy his hilarity. He’s waited a long time for this opportunity … I’m certain he’s going to be an amazing Tonight Show host. Congrats on your new gig, Conan … and Welcome to LA!! Oh — and don’t eff it up, OK?

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