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Lindsay Lohan just posted a new photo on her official Twitter profile which looks like it was snapped on a touring bus … behold:

She tweets: “On the move again. Where to next?”

With a Louis Vuitton bag filled with, what looks like, panties and other unmentionables I suppose the possibilities are endless. I understand she’s in the UK right now … any guesses where she may be headed?

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After recently hinting that she and boyfriend Doug Reinhardt might elope while they were vacationing in France, Paris Hilton is now hinting that the couple may actually get married here in the US this Summer. Speaking to E! on the red carpet at the 2009 MTV Movie Awards, Paris coyly suggested that Pug Dilton might say I Do in the coming months:

Last time we checked in with Paris Hilton’s man-toy, Doug Reinhardt, he told us there was no secret engagement with his beloved Pare-poo. But our well-placed Hilton sources insisted that a summer wedding between P & D was still on—for now. So what did Ms. Hilton herself say when we asked her if wedding bells would be ringing like we hear they are so set to do in August? At the MTV Awards, the thin-but-not-too-thin rich bitch started giggling and looked at Doug, attached to her arm: “You know, we’ll see. If things go the way they are…Let’s just say I’ve never been happier. You never know.” Weird thing here, folks, is we totally believe her. Paris seriously looks happier with this guy than any one of her other fiancés or boyfriends. I mean, come on: With Paris Latsis it was like she was with her brother, and with Benji Madden it was like she was with her…weird cousin. But the real tell-tale sign is that Doug just seems so wrong—that he’s actually totally perfect for her! He’s got money, so it’s not like he’s needs a Hilton allowance. He still gives Paris the upper hand like she needs in relayshs, ya know—since he’s jobless he can be at her beck ‘n’ call and help out with My New BFF, where he’s now following her to Dubai to film there. Plus, both Paris and Doug have been with everyone else in Hollywood. Maybe they have the sluttiness out of their systems? We give our A.T. blessing, even if others are hesitant to. It’s a match made in ho-heaven!

To quote Paris Hilton herself, all of her marriage shizz is “fake and lame”. While she seems to think that the drama showcased on the MTV reality TV show The Hills is “fake and lame”, I think her constant need to try and convince people that she is serious about marrying whatever guy she happens to be with at the time is pretty effing “fake and lame”. As I’ve said all along, I think that Doug is the PERFECT match for her and I would love for them to get married (if only to shield the rest of humanity from either of them) but her constant need to have us believe she’s getting married is really tired. I guess it bothers me that she can treat the practice of marriage as a PR soundbite to get attention (as if she needs any more of that) while scores of other people are working so hard just to have the right to marry in this country. To clarify, I think Pug Dilton should get married … should buy their own deserted island … and should settle down and out of our sight ’til death do they part. But her constant need to do this “we’ll see” bullshizz is the absolute definition of “fake and lame”.

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Sandra Bullock, Ryan Reynolds, the amazing Betty White and more were all on hand at the El Capitan Theatre in Hollywood, CA for the premiere of their new movie The Proposal. Sandra, who has been away from the spotlight for quite some time, is featured in the movie in a nude scene with Ryan Reynolds (OMG!!!) and — it turns out — looks pretty damn good. According to early reviews, Sandra has never looked better. Here are a few pics from the red carpet arrivals at last night’s premiere:

The buzz at the after party for the Hollywood premiere of “The Proposal” was all about Sandra Bullock. The fearlessly funny 44-year-old actress stars in that new romantic comedy opposite Ryan Reynolds, who is 11 years her junior, but in the uproarious nude scene the two share that everyone was talking about afterward, she looks almost like a teenager. A very fit teenager. So that was the talk of the wedding-reception-themed after party Monday, June 1, where Bullock snuggled close to her husband, Jesse James, while greeting friends like George Lopez and his wife Anna. Bullock chuckled when asked earlier about that very revealing nude sequence, and explained how she made it work. “Sadly, my first and last nude scene got laughs. I had to be very secure with that,” she said. “It was all about choreography. I mean, literally when you read it on the page you saw it and then you realized, ‘Okay, there’s no way to shoot this unless you’re buck naked.’ Then I went, ‘Go to the gym. Cut out the carbs.’ I’m glad that it made people laugh, but shooting it was odd.” Reynolds, who brought his mother Tammy to the shindig, also looked extremely fit, as did his “Proposal” co-star Malin Akerman, who wore a plunging satiny mini dress. Betty White, who gives a very funny performance in the film, was her typically sunny self, greeting co-stars Craig T. Nelson, Oscar Nunez, Michael Nouri, and the film’s director Anne Fletcher.

While I’m sure that Sandra looks amazing, I must admit that I’m more interested in finding out what Ryan looks like in this nude scene. I wonder how much of him we’ll get to see. OY! I have to stop wondering … my frail heart is bout to flutter right thru my ribcage and escape from my chest cavity. Trust me, tho, this is one movie that I deffo plan on seeing … if only to satisfy my growing curiosity. Oh, who am I kidding … any movie that has Betty White in it can absolutely count on getting my money. The Proposal opens on June 19 … will I see any of y’all at the theater for this one?

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Over the weekend we got to see a few photos of footballer Cristiano Ronaldo maxin’ and relaxin’ on a beach in Sardinia, Italy and today there is more of that mostly nekkidness to be had … but first, check out these photos of Cristiano showin’ some pink love by wearing a light pink cap and a matching pink flower tucked behind his ear … Pink is the new Footballer?

For some men, the idea of wearing a flower as an accessory would have them running for the hills. But not for Cristiano Ronaldo. The footballer happily wore the pink bloom behind his ear while relaxing in the Italian sunshine. It was perhaps intended to complement his pink baseball cap, which he wore backwards on his head. Completing the outfit was a pair of very tight white shorts, white trainers, a string of pearls, a blue polo shirt and sunglasses. The Manchester United star chatted with a male and a female companion against the backdrop of a stone wall. His balding companion was seen reaching out to adjust the button on Ronaldo’s shirt, and later laying his hand against the footballer’s rippling stomach. The trio then rode off in a golf cart, with Ronaldo taking the wheel, the mystery brunette by his side and his male friend perched on the back.

Okay … Cristiano was deffo rockin’ the pink (ain’t nothing wrong with that) and the tight, white shorty shorts but he was not wearing “a string of pearls”. He was wearing the crucifix that he never seems to take off … ever. See, the poor guy gets reamed every time he tries to express himself fashionwise … he is better served just going out in public wearing as little clothing as possible … which is where the new batch of mostly nekkid pics comes in. After the jump, check out another batch of photos of Ronaldo enjoying the Sardinian beach in a different pair of shorty shorts …

Johnny Depp, star of the upcoming film Public Enemies, is featured on the cover and in the pages of the new issue of Vanity Fair magazine. Altho Depp‘s interview with the mag has yet to be published online, VF teases that it was conducted by contributing editor Douglas Brinkley on his private Caribbean island and gives some info on how the whole thing came about. Here is Johnny‘s Vanity Fair coverphoto and the deets made available about the interview:

Ever wonder what it would be like to take a vacation with Johnny Depp on his private Caribbean island? Vanity Fair contributing editor Douglas Brinkley, who, like Depp, was a close friend of the late gonzo journalist Hunter S. Thompson, did just that. As he reports in the July cover story, “Johnny Depp’s Great Escape,” it’s pretty damn great. With no handlers or publicists in sight, Brinkley, Depp, and three of the actor’s best friends set off from the Bahamas on Depp’s yacht to a 45-acre tropical paradise called Little Hall’s Pond Cay. Here are some choice nuggets from Brinkley’s travelogue:

About the yacht

• Depp’s yacht is a 156-foot, steam-powered boat called Vajoliroja, an amalgam of the names of his partner (singer/actress Vanessa Paradis), himself, and their children, Lily Rose and Jack. There are pirate-themed touches throughout, and the ship flies the Jolly Roger alongside its official Marshall Islands flag.

About the island

• Depp named one of the six beaches on his island Gonzo, for Hunter S. Thompson (others are named Paradis, Lily Rose, Jack, and Brando, after his partner, kids, and other great mentor). Gonzo Beach features glass tables with Thompson’s face etched in the center.
• Depp says, “I don’t think I’d ever seen any place so pure and beautiful. You can feel your pulse rate drop about 20 beats. It’s instant freedom.”

What they did for fun

• Snorkeled with barracudas, neon-colored fish, and nurse sharks in what Depp has named Heath’s place (after Heath Ledger)
• Watched lots of YouTube videos and Hollywood movies old and new, including Tropic Thunder. (“That’s the best I’ve ever seen Cruise,” Depp says of his fellow actor’s portrayal of a foul-mouthed studio boss.)

How Depp relaxes

• Depp’s hobbies include reading, playing guitar, and painting. “What I love to do is paint people’s faces, y’know, their eyes,” he says. “Because you want to find that emotion, see what’s going on behind their eyes.”

Depp also talks to Brinkley about the experience of filming his new movie, Public Enemies; his favorite Hollywood icon (and what she ordered when he had dinner with her); his approach to acting and the toll it can take on him; and which famous fictional character he’d like to play. To read the complete article, pick up the July issue of Vanity Fair, which is on newsstands in New York and Los Angeles on June 3, nationwide on June 9.

OMG … what a great opportunity for Brinkley and Vanity Fair — I don’t know that any other publication has ever been afforded this kind of opportunity. I cannot imagine what it must be like to have such access to Johnny Depp on his private island … insane! I must read this article when it gets released. In the meantime, we have a bunch of photos from this issue of VF to content ourselves with — check ‘em out after the jump …

Last night Sarah, David and I made our way out to Ann Arbor, MI to enjoy a playdate with my beautiful goddaughter Zakiya and her mom Tracey. It had been ages since I got to see my darlings again so we wanted to get out there so that we could see their new apartment, have dinner and then spend some time at a park. Here are a few pics from last night’s fun:

It’s really disconcerting how quickly this little girl is growing up. She’s a full on talker now, there ain’t no stopping her. She spent part of the night teaching us to say ZeZe is the bomb! While we were at the park, she found a caterpillar and a baby frog and was happy to show us her findings … she’s really too adorable. Once we got back to Tracey and Z’s apartment, she showed us some of the dance moves she’s been learning in her ballet class. The girl will be starring on Broadway any day now. We had so much fun. We are seeing them again on Thursday night when Sarah has a few people over to her place for a little get together.

Tonight, Sarah, Mark, David and I are heading downtown to Comerica Park to watch the Detroit Tigers take on the Boston Red Sox. On our way, we’re hoping to swing by the HockeyTown Cafe to cheer on the Detroit Red Wings as they face the Pittsburgh Penguins in Game 3 of the Stanley Cup Finals. It should be a very sporty night for us … hopefull I’ll have good news to share tomorrow :)

• Octomom Nadya Suleman says that Kate Gosselin is “desperate” for “attention”. LMAOOOOOO!
• The President of the United States of America proclaims that June is LESBIAN, GAY, BISEXUAL, AND TRANSGENDER PRIDE MONTH.
• Former VP Dick Cheney says that he supports same-sex marriage.
• Trent Reznor of Nine Inch Nails gives fans a lesson on how to property smash a guitar.
• Audrina Patridge claims that she is “single” which means she’s not dating Chris Pine … and it better stay that way.
• Brad Pitt kept the pits fresh with baby butt wipes on the set of Inglourious Basterds.
• Bravo TV no longer wants you to Watch What Happens.
• Twilight‘s Kellan Lutz goes out for a shirtless (commando?) jog.
• THIS literal version of Total Eclipse of the Heart is EFFING genius!
• Conan O’Brien‘s first night as host of The Tonight Show did pretty well in the ratings.
• My good friend Adriana gets some lurve from Jezebel.com — yes, that’s her in the main pic :)
• Kristin Cavallari hits the beach.
• Audrina Patridge ventures out braless, much to our chagrin.
• “I want black kids, not white kids.” — Amy Winehouse
• David Beckham trains with Team England.
• Sophia Bush is very expressive.
• Fabrizio Moretti of The Strokes is 29, Justin Long is 31, Zachary Quinto is 32 and Jerry Mathers (Leave It To Beaver) is 61 years old today. Click HERE to see who else is celebrating a birthday today.
• “I don’t know how I’m going to do 50 shows … I’m really angry with them booking me up to do 50 shows. I only wanted to do ten” — Michael Jackson
• Siouxsie Sioux tries her hand at DJing.
• Paramore are trying to distance themselves as much as possible from Twilight.

After spending many months coyly ducking the matter of his sexuality while he competed on American Idol this season and after AI judge Kara DioGuardi pretty much outed him in a recent interview, AI runner-up Adam Lambert bravely stepped out of the West Hollywood, CA club Guys & Dolls last night while holding his boyfriend Drake LaBry‘s hand for all the world to see:

I understand that the lovebirds did some shopping together at Kitson before their big night out. Adam apparently dropped some major $$$ on a Marc Jacobs blazer for Drake — sounds like lurve to me:

While something this benign should be a total non-issue, I think it’s great that Lambert is finally feeling free enough to be who he is without fear of reprisal from anyone else. I can absolutely understand why he (or anyone for that matter) would not want to openly discuss matters of sexuality while they are competing in front of a national audience for something as large as American Idol. But, if DioGuardi is to be believed, Adam wasn’t hiding anything at all behind the scenes on the show:

I’m just really happy to see the lad proudly being true to himself … and if a simple hand-hold is where it all begins, then so be it. Those jeans, on the other hand, are a might frightful and should be burned immediately. Sexuality be damned, I still take issue with some of Glambert‘s styling choices. OY!

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Doting mother Reese Witherspoon stepped out for a little errand in Brentwood, CA to pick up new pairs of shoes for her children Ava Elizabeth and Deacon Reese … clearly she has no problem fueling the sad UGGs problem each child has:

We all know that Ava loves her UGGs and so does Deacon, so it’s very sweet that Reese is keeping them well-stocked with their favorite footwear. I’ve just never been an UGGs fan and would hate for the poor little dears to grow up scarred from the memories of being photographed wearing these comfortable but monstrous shoes. Ah well … life is tough for kids sometimes.

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Robert Pattinson, who was in LA over the weekend to attend the 2009 MTV Movie Awards in order to accept a bunch of awards as well as to present the first new footage from the upcoming sequel film The Twilight Saga: New Moon, has already left SoCal and has made his way to the Big Apple … where a police officer was on hand to ensure his safe exit from the airport:

See … this is what rabid Twilight fandom has done to poor R. Pattz. The guy can’t even walk thru an airport without being mobbed (almost to death) with fans. And if you think about it, the intense attention from fans is only going to get worse … wait until the overzealous Twilight fans get a gander of Edward Cullen‘s half-nekkid body in The Twilight Saga: New Moon. Pretty soon, one police officer escort won’t be enough. How long do you suppose it’ll take for an army to be employed to keep Robert Pattinson safe?

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