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At the start of today we got to check out the first trailer of new footage for the upcoming sequel film The Twilight Saga: New Moon. I failed to post any screencaps and kinda feel live I’ve cheated some of you by not doing so. SO … to remedy the sitch, here are a few screencaps of Taylor Lautner as Jacob Black all beefed up in one scene and transforming into a werewolf in the next scene:

If this scene alone doesn’t inspire more people to join Team Jacob then either those people are blind or … well, there’s no other excuse. The trailer itself is good but it has been pieced together from the finished scenes they had to work with … I’m pretty sure the next time we see a trailer, it’ll feature scenes that flow together more sequentially. Regarding Jacob Black as a werewolf … I thought he’d look scarier. The werewolf Jacob looks cute and cuddly, even with his bared fangs. In case you missed it the first time or just want another look, check out the FIRST trailer for The Twilight Saga: New Moon after the jump …

RadarOnline.com is reporting that Mel Gibson is NOT happy with the parishioners at his church who have been casting stones his way behind is back. Mel reportedly got so tired of all the whispers about him at church that he got up to the pulpit to threaten to rain down hellfire and damnation upon them all if they didn’t stop gossiping about his infidelitious relationship with his mistress Oksana Grigorieva and their forthcoming baby. Man, it must be really hard to be so sanctimonious to others when you’ve got no pious ground to stand on anymore:

In what is being described as a “crazed rant,” Mel Gibson, fed up with gossip among the congregation about his personal affairs, chastised his fellow churchgoers during Sunday services at his Holy Family Chapel in Agoura Hills, California on Sunday, RadarOnline.com has exclusively learned. “Mel’s completely lost it,” a source told RadarOnline.com. “[His] holier than thou world is falling apart around him — all these years he’s been preaching the good holy word, and now that the wizard’s curtain has been pulled back, we find that Mel hasn’t been practicing what he preaches.” In front of two priests and a visiting bishop, Gibson made a huge scene when he “paced back and forth, furiously telling the congregation that he would not stand by and be judged and scrutinized,” a source told RadarOnline.com. “Mel got up on his stage — the altar — and went off. He tried to intimidate the parishioners by staring at everyone with his angry eyes. Mel even threatened to shut down the church if people kept gossiping about him. The bottom line is that if Mel hadn’t cheated on his wife and gotten his Russian girlfriend pregnant, there wouldn’t be much to gossip about – he created this mess, and now he’s trying to control it.” The Passion director, who has made headlines for his alleged affairs and pending divorce to longtime wife Robyn — as well as his recent announcement of an eighth child on the way with new his girlfriend, Russian beauty Oksana Grigorieva. “He’s definitely feeling the heat for it,” a source told RadarOnline.com

Personally, I think Mel should shut his trap. If the worst he’s getting from his fellow church-goers is whispers then he really needs to quit bitching. In the olden times, they would’ve just dragged his mistress out into the street and stoned her to death. None of this surprises me in the least … the best hypocrites are the ones that cannot handle scrutiny when it is turned against them. He just grosses me out entirely.

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Madonna‘s 22 year old toyboy Jesus Luz is featured on the cover and in the pages of the new issue of the French magazine L’Officiel Hommes … here is his coverphoto for the mag:

I had almost forgotten that the lad is a model … he hasn’t been doing much modeling since he started hanging out with Madonna. After the jump, check out a few photos from his L’Officiel Hommes photoshoot — the boy does have his talents …

Last Thursday we learned that Kylie Minogue and her model beau Andrés Velencoso made their way to Rome, Italy in order to celebrate her 41st birthday together … and today we get to see a few, intimate pics from the birthday lunch they shared at Le Jardin de Russie on her special day. As you can see from the pics, there was much more to be had for lunch than what was offered on the menu:

They are so cute together … I absolutely love seeing Kylie Minogue look so happy. She truly deserves to find a man that will love and care for her. I’d love to see her settled … she’s given so much to her fans over the years. I hope she is able to start a home with Velencoso soon. It’s been rumored that the couple are either secretly engaged or are planning to get engaged. I just want to see her happy. It looks like she had a great birthday :)

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The industrious and creative folks at Del Monte have come up with a killer idea to sell frozen smoothie lollies for Daniel Craig fans to lick, suck and munch on during the hot summer months. Produced in limited quantities, the Daniel Craig lollies feature his topless likeness modeled after his look in the James Bond film Casino Royale … behold:

Fans of James Bond star Daniel Craig will get the chance to lick his famous torso this summer. The actor’s sculpted body shot to fame when he emerged from the sea in his clinging swimming trunks in Casino Royale. Now, an ice cream company has created a lollipop replica of him based on the well-known scene. The purple ‘licence to chill’ sweet went into production after more than 1,000 women said Daniel Craig was the male celebrity they would most like to see on the end of a stick. The limited edition smoothie lollies are made by Del Monte and come in three different flavours; blueberry, pomegranate and cranberry. For those Daniel Craig fans who are conscious about calories – the lollies will contain less than 100 calories each. The 007 ice replicas will be distributed during the first National Ice Cream Week which begins today. Daniel Craig recently admitted that he maintains his hunky figure by boxing. The actor, who is currently taking a break from James Bond duties following Quantum of Solace, is set to make his Broadway debut this autumn alongside Hugh Jackman. They will play Chicago police officers in A Steady Rain – which won several awards when it was staged in Chicago two years ago. The play is being made by James Bond producer Barbara Broccoli. It sees the two men’s lifelong friendship put to the test when they become embroiled in a domestic dispute in a tough neighbourhood.

If you are at all interested in getting your hands on some of these Daniel Craig lollies you better act fast … once Joe Jonas finds out about these things, he’s likely to buy out the entire stock! Kudos to Del Monte for coming up with an inventive new product like this … hopefully they’ll produce more lollies like this. I wouldn’t mind a chance to lick a likeness of David Beckham, Jake Gyllenhaal, Ryan Phillippe, etc. Who would YOU like to have the chance to lick? Might there be a market for Robert Pattinson lolly?

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To get right to the point and completely without any bit of hyperbole, I have to declare that yesterday was among the best days of my life. The things my friends and I got to experience at the NIN/JA 2009 Tour stop here in the metro Detroit, MI area yesterday are pretty much the things that I will remember and cherish for the rest of my life. I’ll try to be concise and not ramble but, seriously, the day was too epic to adequately describe. Sarah, Mark, David and I arrived at DTE Energy Center Pine Knob early in the afternoon so that we could participate in the meet and greet festivities that came with donating money to help fund Eric De La Cruz‘s heart transplant. We met a bunch of great Detroiters, including Pink readers Monique and Brandon, and all got to share the experience together. I’m gonna put the many, many photos I want to share behind the cut so that only those of you interested can check them out. I will post this awesome photo of the “Bodypaint Girls” who came to the show wearing no tops, only airbrushed bodypaint to cover their bodies:

Believe me, they looked more amazing in person. You can see what they looked like from the front HERE.

After the jump, check out photos and video from the NIN soundcheck, pics of some of us with Nine Inch Nails and some of the photos of the show that I got to snap while I was ON STAGE with the band during their performance …

• Up was the #1 movie at the box office this weekend, taking in more than $68 million.
• The Detroit Red Wings win Game 2 of the Stanley Cup Finals.
• Air France loses an airplane with 228 passengers over the Atlantic Ocean. Thoughts and prayers go out to family members waiting for word on survivors.
• Susan Boyle was rushed to the hospital after suffering a breakdown, reportedly due to her loss on Britain’s Got Talent.
• Billy Bob Thornton‘s eldest daughter, Amanda Brumfield, is charged in the death of a 1 year old child left in her care.
• President Bill Clinton is gettin’ friendly with the gays.
• No non-humans allowed.
• Is New Hampshire about to become the 6th State to legalize same-sex marriage?
• Peace the Spork Out goes to Elizabeth Gladys Millvina Dean, the last survivor from the Titanic shipwreck.
• The Vogue offices come down with the swine flu.
• Bar Refaeli does Esquire magazine.
• Paris Hilton plays Malibu Barbie for a new photoshoot.
• Kate plus 8 and the beach.
• Nic/Joel do Kidstock.
• New personal pics of ChRihanna leak to the Internets.
• Brandi Carlile is 28, Alanis Morissette is 35, Heidi Klum is 36 and Andy Griffith is 83 years old today. Click HERE to see who else is celebrating a birthday today.
• Angelina Jolie is “too old” to play Lara Croft anymore.
• Fats Domino performs again.
• A contestant on Bulgarian Survivor dies during the competition.

Clearly, the folks who voted for the 2009 MTV Movie Awards were BIG Twilight fans because they chose to heap numerous awards on the film and its actors over bigger movie blockbusters like Batman: The Dark Knight and the Academy Award winning film Slumdog Millionaire. The show should’ve been renamed the 2009 MTV Twilight Awards cuz, really, that’s what the whole thing turned out to be. Here are a few pics of some of the red carpet arrivals at the Gibson Amphitheater at Universal Studios in Hollywood, CA, a run-down of what went down last night and some pics from the show itself:

The MTV Movie Awards were a blood bath Sunday night with “Twilight” taking five trophies, including best movie. But it was Sacha Baron Cohen who gave the show its trademark bizarro moment when he landed upside-down on the lap of Eminem, who may or may not have been deeply offended. “Twilight,” the popular vampire drama starring Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, sucked up golden popcorn trophies for best movie, best fight, best kiss, breakthrough male performance and female performance during Sunday’s freewheeling and often-bleeped ceremony at the Gibson Amphitheatre in Universal City, Calif. “The fans are the ultimate driving force,” Stewart said while accepting her best female performance trophy (which she promptly dropped on the floor, breaking off a chunk of the golden popcorn). Awards were decided by fan votes. Other winners included “High School Musical 3: Senior Year” star Zac Efron for male performance and his co-star Ashley Tisdale for female breakthrough performance. Miley Cyrus accepted the best song from a movie prize for “The Climb” from “Hannah Montana: The Movie,” preventing “Twilight” from sweeping all six nominated categories. An award new to this year, the “WTF moment,” went to Amy Poehler’s scene in “Baby Mama” where she urinates in a sink. But even that was upstaged by Baron Cohen, who flew in on a wire, hanging above the audience. Dressed as flamboyant character “Bruno” in a pair of feathery white wings and his rear end mostly exposed, the comedian crashed into an overhead obstacle and was lowered headfirst into the lap of Eminem, his bare hindquarters in the rapper’s face. “Is the real Slim Shady about to stand up?” chirped Baron Cohen. Eminem seemed visibly upset by the encounter, and members of his entourage roughly removed Baron Cohen as the rapper struggled to get out. But had the rapper’s self-styled homophobic character been punked by Baron Cohen and MTV, or was he in on the elaborate stunt? Free of the scene, Eminem stormed out with his entourage in tow — and cameras rolling — and hit the exits. Baron Cohen’s descent to the audience was included in rehearsals, but Eminem — who performed Sunday night — didn’t take part in that piece of the run-through. As the rapper stormed off, it sounded as though he was wearing a microphone, and cameras were in position to record his fast exit, but he was not seen or heard from again. Baron Cohen’s publicist, Matthew Labov, had no comment when reached after the show. A spokeswoman for MTV would not confirm whether Eminem was caught by surprise, and representatives for the rapper did not immediately return requests for comment Sunday night … Besides handing out awards for movies from the past year, MTV debuted new footage from the upcoming films “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen,” “Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince” and “New Moon.” The highlight of the “Twilight” sequel clip: A newly buff Taylor Lautner transformed instantly into a giant, menacing canine, fans’ first look at one of the storyline’s werewolves.

LOL. I was surprised that Twilight only won 5 awards … from watching the show, it seemed like the movie won every category announced. It’s very clear that the Twilighters have spoken … and they love their vamps! They also love their awkwardly, fidgety starlet Kristen Stewart … who fumbled and itched her head thruout her acceptance speech for Best Female Performance (she looked like a crack addict pheenin’ for a hit) — and then dropped her award trophy onto the ground. In case you missed it the first time or just wanna watch it again, you can watch the full video of her onstage acceptance speech (and fumble) after the jump …

Just in case you don’t stink enough, Paris Hilton is offering yet another fragrance by her design so that you can smell like her. Here is a close-up of the box artwork for Paris‘s new fragrance called Siren:

The irony of Paris Hilton being awarded Celebrity Fragrance of the Year at the actually prestigious Fragrance Foundation’s FiFi Awards wasn’t lost on anybody who hung around the heiress late night. But what’s even funnier is that her next perfume, Siren, will feature Paris as a sun-drenched mermaid in the print ads. Because nothing smells more lovely than fish lying in the sun.

Paris Hilton + Fish = What she wants you to smell like? Uhh, no. But, just cuz I’m curious … how many of y’all would actually give this new fragrance a try?

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It looks as if things continue to be moving ahead swimmingly for both Madonna and ex-husband Guy Ritchie as they appear to be settling into their new routines … with new partners. Madge has been reunited with her Brazilian model, the youthful toyboy Jesus Luz (who has returned from Brazil to grace Maddy and her kids with his presence in NYC). Guy has been united with a new mysterious lady in Malibu, CA this weekend … the latest in an string of beauties he’s been spending his newly single time with. Here are pics of everyone all hooked-up with their new mates:

Guy Ritchie certainly seems to be enjoying his status as an eligible bachelor. The Sherlock Holmes director, who has been linked to a number of high-profile women including Elle Mapherson and Jemima Khan, was spotted enjoyed a romantic beach stroll with a brunette in Los Angeles yesterday. The pair had dined together at Marmalade cafe before taking to the sand for a walk along the Malibu foreshore. Guy kept it casual in jeans, a T-shirt and knit vest, while his attractive companion looked a picture of Californian chic in a white maxi dress, cardigan and heels. It seems romance was on the agenda on the East Coast too, with Guy’s ex Madonna taking her toyboy Jesus Luz to a polo game in New York. The singer attended the Veuve Clicquot Manhattan Polo Classic in Manhattan with sons David Banda, 3, and Rocco, 7. They mingled with designer Marc Jacobs in the VIP section while watching Prince Harry compete in the charity match. Madonna, 50, did her best to look youthful in denim jeans, matching jacket and trilby hat while Jesus looked every inch a typical 22-year-old in trainers, tracksuit pants, a T shirt and Ed Hardy cap. Despite the model’s recent claims the two are ‘just friends’, they certainly looked more like lovers as they leaned into each other on their way home.

Just friends my ass … but, whatevs. I am very pleased to see that everyone is moving on and finding new happiness with new people. Life is too short to be bitter and lonely … I may give Madonna & Child grief sometimes (in a lovingly/joking manner) but I do wish them happiness. I wish the same for Guy, too! So glad to see new love blossom!

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