Paris Hilton & Doug Reinhardt Take ICK To A Whole New Level
Blech … new photos of Paris Hilton and her new man Doug Reinhardt getting down and dirty while partying at the Cannes Film Festival have come to light. While I really wish I could unsee the horror that I subjected my poor eyes to, I’m afraid that isn’t possible. And so, because misery loves company, I want to share the photos with all y’all. Here is a batch of highly unsettling photos of Pug Dilton gettin’ freaky with one another inside a club this week:

After starring in 2004 sex tape 1 Night In Paris, you’d expect Paris Hilton to stay away from home videos. But during her latest night out in Cannes, the hotel heiress shed her inhibitions and put on a sexy show as she was filmed by her latest boyfriend Doug Reinhardt. After changing from a gold sequinned mini-dress into a tiny black number, the socialite ended up flashing her knickers at fellow partygoers as she grappled with Doug on the dancefloor. After filming Paris, 28, perform a sexy dance, besotted Doug, 23, pulled his girlfriend onto his lap for a very public kissing session. The couple, who have been dating for three months, couldn’t keep their hands off each other at the VIP Rooms club on the French Riviera. Earlier that night, the couple put on another display of public affection as they enjoyed a spot of tonsil-tennis in full view of the hundreds of revellers. The bash was held in honour of Paris to celebrate the sale of her documentary Paris, Not France, which she has been touting around the festival this week.
Ugh. Trust me … you ain’t even seen the grossest display of Pug Dilton’s affection for one another. If you think you can handle it … there’s more. After the jump, check out one more photo that will surely have you thinking Why, gods, why? …

My lovely readers, I apologize for doing this to you. But I figure we’re all in this goss mess together and when one suffers, we all suffer. I’m gonna go wash my eyeballs now … I suggest you do the same.
[Photo credit: Big! Pictures, Mavrix; Source]
Tags: Doug Reinhardt, Paris Hilton


May 21st, 2009 at 2:14 pm
There go my eyeballs (can’t say I wasn’t warned though)
May 21st, 2009 at 2:15 pm
Damnit.
I fall for it every time. I click, eyes bleed, I lose a little bit of my soul and then I feel like Paris gave me the herpes.
ARGH!
May 21st, 2009 at 2:17 pm
Ugh. that’s all, just ugh.
May 21st, 2009 at 2:17 pm
Whoers
May 21st, 2009 at 2:20 pm
Oh dear…
May 21st, 2009 at 2:25 pm
ewwwwwwwwww
May 21st, 2009 at 2:29 pm
Gross…
May 21st, 2009 at 2:30 pm
hahaha! she looks like she going to take in his face. oh girl.
May 21st, 2009 at 2:31 pm
@Margie — “I click, eyes bleed, I lose a little bit of my soul and then I feel like Paris gave me the herpes.” HAHAHAHA! Brills :)
May 21st, 2009 at 2:33 pm
What a dirty skank she is. Amazes me when she refers to herself as a lady and seems to really believe it………….next time she does I really hope someone flashes these pics or some of her crotch shots! GAG!!!!!!
May 21st, 2009 at 2:38 pm
i dont think water will suffice i might have to use acid on my eyes o.O *shivers*
May 21st, 2009 at 2:43 pm
dear trent: for the sake of your loyal readers, please put any pictures bearing the likeness of ms. hilton under a cut. love, t.
May 21st, 2009 at 2:46 pm
my dick jus fell off
May 21st, 2009 at 2:47 pm
lol. grody jenner. at the last pic
May 21st, 2009 at 2:51 pm
Lol…that was the day shame itself died. I shuddered a little when I saw the juicy tongue…
May 21st, 2009 at 2:57 pm
I mean, the fact that it’s Paris and Whatshisbutt make it extra gross, but I think I’d be pretty skeeved out if I saw ANYONE going to town like that on someone else’s face. Why so much PDA?
WHY SHUG? WHHHHHYYYYYY????
May 21st, 2009 at 2:57 pm
Hahaha – that last photo reminds me of the way Kath and Kel go in for a kiss on the Aussie version of Kath and Kim.
May 21st, 2009 at 3:07 pm
sick! argh!
May 21st, 2009 at 3:18 pm
looks like she found some really good e. at least this is the excuse i’m making for such disastrous tongue display. what is she- cleaning his face off? i just puked a little in mah mouth.
May 21st, 2009 at 3:32 pm
i knew it would be bad knowing these two but seriously this is just making me sick.atleast their not as bad spedi they are just scare me.thanks for posting
May 21st, 2009 at 3:36 pm
I want to scrub my corneas with Lysol.
May 21st, 2009 at 3:38 pm
lolol y trent y!?
May 21st, 2009 at 3:46 pm
some people have no dignity, repsect or class. ANd paris Hilton is one of them. This girl is so disgusting. They’re not doing it cuz they’re so in love w/ eachtoher..its cuz they want to be looked at and ahve blogs post about it. blah.
May 21st, 2009 at 3:51 pm
My hatred and disgust for this hag (and him by association) knows no bounds. What a horrible waste of the very air I breathe.
May 21st, 2009 at 4:00 pm
I think it’s hilarious that she kisses like that–who sticks out their tongues before actually kissing?? LOL
May 21st, 2009 at 4:22 pm
haha margie–that’s so funny!
May 21st, 2009 at 4:37 pm
Where the f*ck is the rest of this site i used to come on seeing millions of things now all i see is paris hiltons trashy ass face eating another mans? B U L L S H I T!(:
May 21st, 2009 at 5:03 pm
oh WHY did I click on your “rest of the post” link? ugh….here comes dinner…..
May 21st, 2009 at 5:06 pm
OH MY GOD! MY EYES…IM BLINDDDDD.
May 21st, 2009 at 5:31 pm
[...] That’s one way to boost your movie career. Provided you don’t get the clap in Spielberg’s drink. [Pink is the New Blog] – Katrina Darrell a.k.a. American Idol’s Bikini Girl probably got implants. Or else she’s allergic [...]
May 21st, 2009 at 5:32 pm
ugh, gross. i really didn’t need to see any of those pictures.
May 21st, 2009 at 5:37 pm
OHHHHHH! MY EYES!!! I’ll never be able to unsee that.
May 21st, 2009 at 5:45 pm
It’s like a car wreak, I just couldn’t stop myself from looking, yuk.
May 21st, 2009 at 6:23 pm
i love me some paris but jesus girl needs to relax. doug must dying to catch the herps
May 21st, 2009 at 6:30 pm
I think I just vomiited in my mouth a little bit.
UGH…yes…yes I did.
May 21st, 2009 at 6:55 pm
I just showered but now I feel absolutely filthy. Just…no.
May 21st, 2009 at 7:17 pm
Wow, she is so being Tom Green in those picks!
May 21st, 2009 at 8:19 pm
OMG… OMG… MY EYES MY EYES!!!!! (Thank you Lisa Kudrow)
May 21st, 2009 at 9:19 pm
Margie is my new hero! :)
May 21st, 2009 at 10:22 pm
Hahaha that is disgusting! She’s like a 12 yr old boy sticking her tongue out that far! And why the hell would ANYONE want to watch a documentary on her?!
May 21st, 2009 at 11:12 pm
I wanna rip out my own tongue, & maybe hit her with it? I’m so grossed out!
May 22nd, 2009 at 3:15 am
SWEET JEBUS… MINE EYYYYYESSS!?!!?!?!
May 22nd, 2009 at 4:23 am
she looks kind of like a praying mantis in the second pic
May 22nd, 2009 at 4:54 am
& that’s what… number #1908332 ?
ughhh.. yes paris, u spread eyes bleeding as fast as the spreading of swine flu….
just ughhh…
excuse me as I look at rainbows and butterflies now…
May 22nd, 2009 at 5:10 am
[...] Hilton and Doug Reindhart make me sick ’cause NSFPDA’s or so high school… Click Me Now Blake Lively and Leighton Meester make a leggy pair ’cause there’s nothin’ wrong [...]
May 22nd, 2009 at 5:51 am
trent, better wash ur eyes with holy water, i did the same… totally gross!
May 22nd, 2009 at 7:12 am
I so wish I could un-see this. This is the stuff of nightmares.
May 22nd, 2009 at 7:16 am
Benji Madden must be thanking his lucky stars right about now. He really dodged a bullet getting away from…uhh…THAT.
May 22nd, 2009 at 7:26 am
why oh why did I click to continue – I was just asking for it – ack!
May 22nd, 2009 at 8:04 am
D O O M
D O O O O O O M
Is this not one of the plagues from Revelations?
May 22nd, 2009 at 8:10 am
@istock – i was wondering the same myself! saw another pic of her & it looks like she ain’t got no panties on (imagine that) & she’s showin’ the cooter to everyone. that’s one classy lady! (i jest!) LMFAO!!!! =]
May 22nd, 2009 at 8:35 am
vomit…………………………………….
May 22nd, 2009 at 8:40 am
goshdarnit.
WHY, GODS, WHY???
May 22nd, 2009 at 9:26 am
i just threw up in my mouth a little…
May 22nd, 2009 at 10:45 am
@Margie- that has to be the best line ever, that literally had me laughing!
May 22nd, 2009 at 11:21 am
ewwww.
May 22nd, 2009 at 6:22 pm
is she like… about to lick his chin?
May 22nd, 2009 at 6:30 pm
Oh, DEAR GODS!!!
May 22nd, 2009 at 6:31 pm
Hell, EVEN Doug seems hesitant to dive into that mouth. Why else would he “kiss” with his eyes open?…
May 23rd, 2009 at 9:36 pm
It just blows my mind why news agencies deem it newsworthy or necessary to publish this crap. Pretty much any “news” about her is crap but at least it’s not lewd. This is just a new public low…