Never ‘Again’

The TV Guide
May 4th, 2009

Last night I finally got to hang out with my dear friends Steph and Alek who, due to various circumstances, I haven’t seen in too many weeks and we mostly had a great time together. We met up for dinner at 8oz. Burger Bar on Melrose for some amazing burgers (duhvs) and then chilled out at their place for a bit while we waited for Darion to meet us (David stayed home to rebuild his computer that had to be wiped after it got infected with a virus). En masse we made our way to the ArcLight to see the Zac Efron movie 17 Again … which, it turns out, was a terrrrrrible mistake:


I really loved the Tom Hanks film Big when it was released back in the late 80’s so I was really looking forward to this retelling of the tale. I can’t say that I was really surprised at how disappointing the film was but considering it was the #1 movie the weekend it opened, I figured there’d be some redeeming charm or value in it. Not so. The whole thing was pretty much a piece of garbage. The plot was stupid, the acting was laughable and the writing was deplorable. I think the movie was supposed to be funny … or something? Yeah, I don’t recall laughing at a single joke. The only part that I thought was reasonably funny was when the friend character and the principal were speaking Elvish during their date. As much as Zac Efron is Hollywood’s fave prettyboy I didn’t really like him in this movie. I can’t really place all of the blame on him, tho, since the script was just horrible. I usually can find the best even in the worst scenarios but there wasn’t a thing I liked in this film. Sorry Zac fans, I just hated it.

And I must state for the record that it was Steph’s idea that we see the film.

No plans yet for today … we’ll prolly keep it simple. I’m totally amped for the Detroit Red Wings vs. Anaheim Ducks hockey game at the Honda Center tomorrow night … that’s really all I can think about right now.

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38 Responses to “Never ‘Again’”

  1. Mike Says:

    I tend to be a pretty rough movie critic and for what is was supposed to be it was good. It was supposed to be a teeny bopper movie!!! I almost always agree with trent but this time…sry

  2. janelle Says:

    LOL, i love you making it clear it wasn’t your idea to see it, Trent :) Your conscience has been cleared!

  3. Mr. Gyllenhaal Says:

    I heard the same thing. I am suprised you didn’t go and see Wolverine??

  4. It's Trent, Bitch! Says:

    @Mr. Gyllenhaal — Saw ‘Wolverine’ on Friday night, thought it was just OK: http://www.pinkisthenewblog.com/2009/05/wolverine-begins/

  5. CoCo Says:

    It was SO INCREDIBLY CREEPY! With the whole statutory rape vibe with the mom and daughter falling in love with him… Maybe teens don’t think things through enough to realize it’s TOTALLY CREEPY but it was not ok!

  6. Sara Says:

    You are going to the game? Totally jealous!!

    Please feel free to slap osgood upside his head for me!

  7. Suzi Says:

    Trent, I kinda agree with you, only for me, Zac WAS a redeeming feature! :)

    The scene where Zac cries…I was totally uncomfortable, in fact that was how I felt pretty much for the whole film, and I’m 21!

    All the teenies were raving about it on the way out of the theatre though…

  8. Denise Says:

    Are you going to the game? That will be a good one, especially after the 3 overtimes yesterday!

  9. The Dahlia Post Says:

    Isn’t Tom Lennon in this? was he funny at least?

  10. Rome Says:

    It’s a remake of 18 again with George Burns and Charlie Schlater not Big.

  11. Hannah Says:

    Aww, I loved the movie. Sure it was silly, but I had a great time watching. I’m not even a Zac Efron fan and i developed a crush on him during the movie.

  12. It's Trent, Bitch! Says:

    @Rome — It’s ‘Big’ in reverse

  13. Heather_Lea Says:

    I just loved seeing Matthew Perry back in action. Oh, how I miss his Chandler Bing days. Thank God that I have all the Seasons on DVD!!!

  14. laree Says:

    So weird, Trent. We usually have similar tastes in movies. I saw it this weekend too, and I loved it. I laughed my tail off. Silly, funny, and it made me a Zac Efron fan.

  15. sp Says:

    didnt think it was THAT bad…kinda extra b*tchy today arent you trent? :)

  16. C415 Says:

    Totally disagree…I laughed from beginning to end of the movie. Actually made me an Efron fan….

  17. Steferny Says:

    gasp! i thought the movie was way cute.

  18. Chrissy Says:

    as someone already pointed out, 17 again it is in no way a re make of big. it is not even at all similar to big. i would say that maybe 13 going on 30 is a remake of big.

  19. It's Trent, Bitch! Says:

    @sp — not bitchy at all. my opinion that the film is terrible has nothing to do with bitchiness.

  20. It's Trent, Bitch! Says:

    @laree — just curious, what exactly did you laugh at specifically?

  21. It's Trent, Bitch! Says:

    @Chrissy — as I mentioned, it’s Big in reverse.

  22. Meagan Says:

    I thought it was really cute! I was actually surprise at how little I didn’t hate it, but then again I went in with really low expectations. It made me a Zac fan!

  23. Hillary Says:

    I usually agree with you too, but I gotta say I thought this was a great movie! Yes it was cheesy and has been done (probably better in other movies), but I loved it. It reminded me why I thought Zac Efron was a cutie in the first High School Musical. I thought he did a great job and I was really starting to think he was overrated. I saw it last night and just left the theatre feeling so nice– my husband thought the same thing and he usually doesn’t like stuff like this. I will say though that I needed some kind of nice fluff after watching Seven Pounds on Saturday. What a terrible movie!

  24. Megan Says:

    Whatt. Your crazy. It was not that bad. It definitely wasn’t as good as they made it out to look but it was cute and funny, and if the only part you found funny was the elf speaking maybe that says something about your sense of humor..

  25. goodygoody Says:

    I liked it. It did have its creepy moments, but overall I enjoyed it. And I’m too old to be a Zac fan (well, too old to admit it anyway…LOL)

  26. Sonia Says:

    I agree with the others, this movie was cute! The cast was funny and Zac was too.

  27. Tricia Says:

    Trent – I love you but I got to go with the group on this one. Saw it this weekend b/c it was rainy and we had a tween with us so couldn’t see Wolverine or anything violent/sexy (excuses, excuses) but I thought it was cute for a teen movie. The best friend was hilarious, Zac was believable/sweet, and the requisite bully was a complete tool. Sure – it was predictable – but that is sort of comforting somehow these days! As screwed up as your life is… you can figure it out in 120 minutes and everybody will love you! Yay – happy endings – not deep but you leave with a smile on a rainy day.

  28. Caroline Says:

    I was under the impression that 17 Again was a take on 18 Again! starting George Burns from 1988???

  29. Lisa Says:

    My husband and I saw “Ghosts of Girlfriends Past”. It was my turn to pick, but I must say I really didn’t do a good job. It was a rental-worthy movie. Matthew is cute as always (and plays the same part he always does), Jennifer Garner however was not believable, and Michael Douglas? Yikes! They kept a scarf and sunglasses on him the whole time for a reason. It was a cute take on the Christmas version- past, present, future. If you are looking for a somewhat romantic, but predictable film, this would be a good one! I also rented “Bride Wars” and really liked it (again, predictable but cute)!

  30. Mel Says:

    I really respect your opinion when it comes to this kind of thing, Trent, so I’ve been looking forward to see your take on the film as I am a huge Zac fan. TBH, though, I kind of agree with you. The movie was decent, but it certainly wasn’t fabulous and had Zac not been in it, I wouldn’t have seen it.

  31. azuresque Says:

    Sorry Trent, have to say I loved the movie

  32. KP Love Says:

    Aww, I actually found it to be a cute movie. I mean, sure, it’s nothing Oscar-worthy, but it was still pretty light-hearted and silly, and I enjoyed it. Plus, I love Thomas Lennon! He was the main reason I saw the movie!

  33. procrastination101 Says:

    it’s not like this movie was supposed to be an oscar contender. for what it was, it was really cute, and i find zac efron really adorable and appealing! i think the acting was good and thomas lennon especially was hilarious! if there was a weak actor in the movie it was probably michelle trachtenberg, but i aint mad at her for it. lol, i think you let your dislike for zac efron ruin the movie.

  34. la princesa Says:

    Big in reverse? Call it that Fred Savage movie, Vice Versa. :)

    Enough about Efron–how did Matthew Perry look & do?

  35. sez Says:

    at 27, i’m not in any way a HSM or cast member fan, I took my best friends 12 year old daughter and had zero expectations as to how watchable this would be.

    I laughed my ass off!! The guy who plays Zachs friend/fake dad had the potential to take it too far (like rob schinder in any movie) – but he didn’t and was entertaining – Sure the script was predictable, storyline unoriginal, and when the daughter hits on zach it was really uncomfortable.. not cos of the dad/daughter thing, but by just how slutty and embarrassing she was acting, but the laughs were there in plenty and it was just what was needed – 90mins of mindless entertainment to make you smile..

  36. Kate Says:

    Sorry Trent, my dad and I saw it this weekend and we loved it.
    It made us both LOL

  37. It's Trent, Bitch! Says:

    @Kate — why are you sorry? if you liked it, rock on!!

  38. jas Says:

    i expected this movie to suck, but i ended up really liking it. i am 15, however. i did think it was a bit weird with the wole mother/daughter liking him thing. but i thought it was funny and cute.

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