Lindsay Lohan Gets ‘Haute & Bothered’ In SoCal
Lindsay Lohan, with little sister Aliana Ali Lohan in tow, showed up at the premiere launch event for Teen.com’s new original web series Haute and Bothered at the Sunset Tower here in LA last night. Busting out her new (and totally annoying and absolutely unflattering) red carpet pose (ie. finger in mouth), Linds strutted her stuff with little sister Ali … behold:

Gak. It looks like this finger in mouth thing is here to stay. Personally, I preferred the arm behind the head pose that she used to do … or the blowing kisses pose. And suddenly, I hate myself for even having an opinion on her red carpet poses … so let’s move on. I bet Ali is really happy that Lindsay and Samantha Ronson remain broken up … it’s the best thing to have happened to her social calendar in ages. Sure, she prolly isn’t getting the scholastic attention that a girl of her young years requires but, meh, she’s a Lohan. They don’t need no schoolin’. It’s curious that Lindsay decided to stay in LA on the night of the big Costume Institute Gala in NYC … do you suppose she was uninvited from this year’s Celebrity Prom?
[Photo credit: Splash News]
Tags: 'Haute and Bothered', Aliana 'Ali' Lohan, Lindsay Lohan, Teen.com


May 5th, 2009 at 1:35 pm
Linds is looking ROUGH!
May 5th, 2009 at 1:39 pm
She is sooo freakin ORANGE!! ICK!
How stupid is that new pose of hers?!
CANNOT wait til Housewives of New Jersey comes on!!!
May 5th, 2009 at 1:40 pm
Looks like she’s picking something out of her teeth…ribs? corn on the cob?
May 5th, 2009 at 1:48 pm
@Jo — LMAO!!
May 5th, 2009 at 1:54 pm
It is sooo bad. please! Where is her publicist? Stylist? Friend? C’mon people! Glue her arm back down to her side for the love of all that is goof.
May 5th, 2009 at 1:54 pm
goof= good…
But I digress… goof probably works too.
May 5th, 2009 at 2:01 pm
even Ali doesn’t want anything to do with her! Look at that expression.
May 5th, 2009 at 2:17 pm
@ Jo – she doesn’t eat anything, though. RAH! Did Ali cut her hair? She’s so unattractive.
May 5th, 2009 at 2:23 pm
Chase, I was about to say that! It looked like she moved her hairline back a few inches…or feet…
May 5th, 2009 at 3:17 pm
for the love of God Lindsay Lohan, you look like the biggest tool on earth with that stupid mouth pose. Please stop being stupid… you are by no means what-so-ever in the image of Marilyn Monroe who is like 10 million times greater than you will ever be. Linds, for reference of someone who is actually sexy, please see above post by Trent on Megan Fox.
May 5th, 2009 at 3:29 pm
Its not a pose, shes just starving xD
May 5th, 2009 at 3:37 pm
She is just sad…
May 5th, 2009 at 3:51 pm
I usually like Lindsay, but that hand pose is soo unflattering. It makes her look weird and show of her man hands. Which I hadn’t noticed until she started said pose….
May 5th, 2009 at 3:52 pm
It has to be the most idiotic pose ever. It’s completely unflattering
May 5th, 2009 at 7:04 pm
I know that going on random photos alone gives you only a fraction of the big picture, but the mood seems a little…influenced, no? I really am concerned for Ali at this point.
May 5th, 2009 at 7:52 pm
Has anyone else noticed that Ali is wearing the same outfit Lindsay wore on MTV TRL (I think) about a year ago & got absolutely panned for?
May 5th, 2009 at 8:34 pm
@Suz – I felt like I had seen this outfit before..I thought Ali had worn it before..
May 5th, 2009 at 9:07 pm
when did celebs start this pose thing, having a signature pose, what is the point of it all? I don’t get it, it’s ugly they need to stop it. Lindsay needs to seriously take a break from the scene and just calm down for a minute, she’s been doing too much over the last 2 years. If she wants to get the good roles she needs to just go underground for awhile, she’s overexposed.
May 5th, 2009 at 9:10 pm
suz , lindsay wore it in 2007. It’s on that other blogger’s site, lol
May 5th, 2009 at 10:10 pm
Tragic.
May 5th, 2009 at 11:03 pm
that pose looks like she bit her finger & it hurt. & sorry but they both kinda remind me of cheap hookers, that was my first thought.
May 5th, 2009 at 11:09 pm
What a stupid pose. She played it out the first time she did it. OMG her sister looks so rough for her age. She seriously looks like she is 30.
May 6th, 2009 at 7:29 am
those lohans are a nasty bunch….
May 6th, 2009 at 11:15 am
Ali is DEFINITELY recycling that top which Linds wore to MTV like a year ago or sth… LOL!