Les News, 050709
Kiefer surrenders, Lily hates Les Beckhams, Manny suspended
- Kiefer Sutherland is planning to turn himself into police after he headbutted a fashion designer at the MET Museum of Art Costume Institute Gala this week.
- Amazon announces a newer, bigger Kindle electronic book reader.
- Reporters beware, Christian Bale is not really interested in talking about his famous on set blow-up while promoting his new movie.
- “The Beckhams are sickening. Everyone knows Victoria is a monster. I’d rather shoot myself between the eyes than be a WAG.” — Lily Allen
- Who knew that Christian colleges were opposed to their students appearing in gay porn videos?
- Footballers lose their shizz and their pants when they lose games.
- Just when you thought conservative commentary couldn’t get any more pathetic in this country, Sean Hannity sets a new lowmark.
- LA Dodger Manny Ramirez gets slapped with a 50-game suspension after he tested positive for performance enhancing drugs. Damn.
- Click HERE to see the pics of Megan Fox in the new issue of Esquire magazine.
- Topless pics of Cassie have leaked to the Internets.
- Despite the fact that everyone knows that she does “not go there”, Brooke Hogan went on a “romantic date” with another woman anyway.
- Speidi take their happily wedded bliss to the Santa Monica Boardwalk.
- Katie Holmes wants to scare you.
- Breckin Meyer (Clueless, The Craft) is 35, Traci Lords is 40 and Thelma Houston is 63 years old today. Click HERE to see who else is celebrating a birthday today.
- Paula Abdul clears the air on her drug-use on Channel 955 in Detroit, MI.
- Congrats goes out to Howie Dorough and his wife Leigh on the birth of their baby boy James Hoke.
- FOX celebrates the series finale of Prison Break by making allusions to prison rape.
Trent:
I think you mean Cassie, not Ciara.
@Lily — whoops! i always get those two mixed up, thanks!!
lord….brooke hogan looks more manly than ever!
Will someone explain to me why Sean Hannity is still on tv? What an idiot.
All I can say is the Dodgers can have MANNY BEING MANNY!! We Red Sox fans root for Jason Bay. Manny’s your problem now!!
The Lily Allen link doesn’t work…
@Sara — HMM, Daily Mail took down the link … but I’ve replaced it with another working link.
Congratulations for Howie!
I am a former student @ Grove City College (where the guy got kicked out for the gay porn.) It is insanely conservative. No guys in the girls dorms unless the doors are open. If you get caught having any kind of sex, you get expelled. You’re required to attend a 2-hour church service 16x per semester. Luckily, I only went for one semester before I transfered to U Penn, but it’s definitely, to me at least, the most homophobic college in the country. Obviously, GCC wasn’t the place for him.
LMFAO @ Lily Allen. : )
Sean Hannity is a tool gigante. Although, I must admit I had a good laugh!
I <3 Lily Allen!
Why do Speidi always looks so……………..what’s the word I’m looking for????? Oh yeah, FAKE!!!!!!!
Hahahaha! Lily Allen rocks!!
@iheartmyco: I was thinking the same thing!! I totally thought maybe some dude was fooling the paps until I realized she was there with her dad.
Also, she says her mom’s 19yo boyfriend parties his ass off. How? He’s too young to drink. Does that mean her mom might be the one supplying the booze or something? Creepy.