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It’s been quite some time since the lovely and verbose Courtney Love has waxed ecstatic on her official My Space blog … it seems that she has now moved on to sunnier electronic pastures. C. Love has been tweeting on Twitter for the past few months and while I have had great difficulty deciphering what exactly it is that she is trying to say (which is usually the case whenever I read anything that Courtney Love writes) I still think it’s fun to try and figure out what she’s saying anyway. Because Twitter limits each tweet to 140 characters, Courtney has to break up her messages into multiple tweets … here is C. Love‘s last string of electronic consciousness as pieced together from a string of her last 19 tweets … as always, all spelling and grammatical errors are her own:

im sorry ive been gone, i think i may write a tome for actors and another for musos 10k a pop anon ” how to NOT totally fuck it all up” … i havent checked my my space but i am pretty sure the kid who was doing the upkeep pissed it all away, he got busted for alot of asshole … behaviour. JESUS H CHRIST pete wentz and i have the same fucking manager, now thats random! … WAIT! Jesus H CHRIST! @rustynuts is INTERVIEWING ME for WHAT taht Oliver is having me do Russell wtf are you interviwing me for? … and wait a minute how did YOU GET TO MY FREIND OLIVER you ambitious clever little motherfucker you! … ish demanded in her way, that we have dinner! BUT I WAITED! ididnt want to meet you and not have anything i could do for you, wtf are we dis … cussing? should i dress kook or luxe or just unmade up no fuss? @Imetbilly corgan came ro the studio tonight wjat a lovely surprise! … @imetbilly Corgan is going to be coming to the studio a fucking lot more he just doesnt know it yet someone must conduct my phrasing and … noone else can i got a nice bigassed shot of steroidic something from the vocal doctor, sweet i can scream really REALLY loud, but i have to … whisper all day. im really obsessed( hardly obsessed i feel sad for the poor flower actually what a nice girl what a terrible asshole) … about “Amanda Leigh” and her new ergh ugh icko “hubba” the define myself only by dylan overly prolific asswipe Ryan “fixit” Adams … my daughter btw walked in my room all legs, looks like Gene Tierney meets Rachel Evans WOods actually, im not allowed to discuss whats she’s … passed on, in fact im not allowed to discuss what i used to pass on oud be AMAZED, im so unconcerned with actor jail tho. want to visit the … Iron man set and see Gwynnie( J adore adoreadore!) and i saw a really cool play with Oliver written and performed by John Buffalo Mailer … and i really liked his Gf i hardly ever make a new GF so i hope she is one! her names Peri i really like her, and ELI WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU … going to sleep, wierd insane life so great to inally sng andhave a release date all ic an say is that fella from the middle east better … come on through NOW or i walk. as they all now i can and should. goodnight goodluck … “thru Villages of Ether , now we know that someones died , will you sing my crucifixion do you know that Mary Lied?”

Um, whut? Evan Rachel Wood and Gwyneth Paltrow get shout-outs and, of course, she has to lambaste Ryan Adams but … I’m at a total loss as to what the gist of her tweets mean. Anyone? Anyone? Additionally, C. Love also posted a new post on her My Space profile this morning as well … but my head already hurts from reading all of these tweets so I’ll leave it to y’all to read and enjoy (?) for yourselves. As long as Courtney keeps communicating with the outside world (via Twitter, My Space, whatevs) we know she’s still alive and well … and really, isn’t that the greatest gift of all?

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