Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt, who have made their way to the South of France to attend festivities for the Cannes Film Festival (and to thoroughly gross out other people in their general vicinity with their intense lust for one another), have been talking to Extra! TV about the possibility of gettin’ hitched while they are in France! I, personally, do not believe that any such nonsense is actually in the works but what better way to get press coverage than to hint that you *might* be getting married … it worked for Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt. Here is the report from Extra!:

Socialite Paris Hilton and boyfriend Doug Reinhardt have been spotted canoodling at nearly every event at Cannes Film Festival, but are they ready to take their relationship to the next level? Reinhardt, 23, tells “Extra” a wedding isn’t out of the question! “We’ll see! You never know what will happen,” said the reality show hunk, adding, “We’re very happy. We’re having a lot of fun. We laugh, we love each other. Couldn’t ask for more.” Hilton, 28, confirms the feelings are mutual. “I’ve never been happier. We’re best friends. We have the best time together. We really enjoy life. We are so much alike. I’m happy.” Reinhardt appeared on “The Hills” and previously dated Lauren Conrad and Amanda Bynes. He admits life with Paris is different. “It’s changed over the last year… She’s everything I dreamt of and she’s amazing girl and I’m having the most fun with her and she’s awesome.” Totally.
Pshaw … I’ve contended all along that Pug Dilton was made for each other, this news that they “are so much alike” is old news to me. As much as some of their grossness (ie. the open mouth hoarding of each other’s tongues) kinda revolts me, I’m thoroughly happy that they are attached to one another. I am really rooting for these two to stay together forever. I sincerely doubt that they are planning to wed on this trip to France but I’m not counting out a trip down the aisle for Pug Dilton at some point in the future … here’s hoping it’s sometime soon!!
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She said that about everyone she’s ever dated.. T_T
and that picture makes me want to vomit :x
Maybe the tongue should wear Aretha’s hat next time!
Isn’t there a rule about needing to live in France for 30 or 40 days before you can get married there? So if they did it wouldn’t be legal…but I doubt that matters to them.
Maybe the tongue should wear Aretha’s hat next time!?
@la princesa — LOL! That’s a good idea ;)
Oh Trent, why’d you show the photo again?
You bad bad boy.
Yip Shazz she’s said that about every other guy she’s dated – and their has been a lot!
Jessica is correct. One of them would need to reside in France for at least 40 days, and the French government will NOT waive that ‘rule’ for anyone. The only way this does not apply is if either the bride or groom is a French citizen.
That is disgusting!
she looks like she’s going to eat him.
@Trent – THE HORROR! Why would you post such a picture for all the world to see?:’( That photo is revolting and I’m going to go cry in a corner now cause my eyes are bleeding:(:(:(
eeeew! that pic is disgusting! Paris is so lame.
They are so nasty! But I too hope they stay together forever I am tired of wondering who will be her next victim!!
why is she kissing him like that?is her tongue dead or something?
Whenever I see a pic of Paris, the first thing I think of is “I wonder how many sexually transmitted diseases she has”
I’m sure I’m not the only one.
I think he’s in love with her money… Who’s sick enough to go after money when it also comes with STDs? I guess he is. Eww!
thanks alot, I was eating my lunch when this pick popped up.
Now it’s on my desk and my computer screen.
Doesn’t he realize where that tongue has been?
Yikes