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We are still about 3 months away from the release of G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra in theaters but the promotional goodies just keep on comin’. Here is our first look at the just-released full-color international poster that features both team Joe and team Cobra on the same one-sheet:

Empire magazine has debuted this new international poster for G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra, coming to theaters on August 7. Directed by Stephen Sommers, the action-adventure stars Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje, Christopher Eccleston, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Byung Hun Lee, Sienna Miller, Rachel Nichols, Ray Park, Said Taghmaoui, Channing Tatum, Marlon Wayans and Dennis Quaid. From the Egyptian desert to deep below the polar ice caps, the elite G.I. JOE team uses the latest in next-generation spy and military equipment to fight the corrupt arms dealer Destro and the growing threat of the mysterious Cobra organization to prevent them from plunging the world into chaos.

I really love how Sienna Miller‘s character The Baroness really needed a wind machine to blow out her hair so dramatically for this poster. It works, I approve. You will also note that the Cobra character The Doctor is featured in the top right corner of the poster … G.I. Joe fans know that The Doctor will eventually become Cobra Commander. I cannot wait to see how Joseph Gordon Levitt will bring that character to life. I know there is some concern that the film will not live up to the expectations of rabid G.I. Joe fans but I have faith that Paramount will give us a good, action-packed film. Hello, Channing Tatum is in it … what else needs to be said … other than, Yo Joe!!

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After spending a couple of weeks gallivanting (and grossing people out) around Europe, Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt made their way back to the US yesterday landing at JFK Airport in NYC flying in from London, England. I guess since they are both US citizens we kinda have to take ‘em back … but if any nice country out there would like to adopt and keep them, I’m sure we can work out an arrangement (we’ll pay, handsomely). But for now … they’re our problem again. Here are pics of the happy couple as they made their way thru the arrivals area at JFK:

When last we heard from Pug Dilton, they were teasing the press by saying that they might be getting married in France but, alas, it never came to pass. At least we can take heart that the sanctity of marriage is reserved for the likes of Pug Dilton. Doesn’t that thought warm the cockles of your heart?

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Emma Watson, star of the Harry Potter movie franchise and emerging fashion model, is featured in the new issue of the French fashion magazine Crash in a very interesting photoshoot shot by fashion designer Karl Lagerfeld. Here are a couple of Emma‘s, shall we say, fashion-forward looks for the mag:

This is not the first time she’s crossed over from actress to model. In fact, it’s becoming something of a habit. And Emma Watson’s latest photoshoot is the most daring and unusual yet. In one of the pictures, she appears as a ghostly-looking nun, with a veil, white eyebrows and an other-wordly expression on her face. In another, she is considerably less ethereal, wearing an Alexander McQueen bodice-style top and a revealing Vivienne Westwood shirt. The photos were taken for French fashion magazine Crash by Chanel designer Karl Lagerfeld. The 19-year-old Harry Potter star agreed to the shoot after meeting him at a party. She told the magazine: “This was a dream come true. We spent the whole day together and he can talk about anything – literature, art, science, modern culture. I was totally seduced.” Miss Watson, who took part in a shoot for Italian Vogue last year, is currently filming the first installment of the final Harry Potter film.

Normally, I hate photoshoots like this. Making women look like aliens does nothing for me. But, I do love it when someone like Björk does interesting things with her look, so I guess — for me — it depends on the subject of the photo. That said, I love Emma Watson and I like these odd pics of her. After the jump, check out a few more pics from this shoot — they’re deffo Lagerfeld but, I think, are kinda cool …

It’s been quite some time since we’ve seen photos of Grey’s Anatomy star TR Knight out and about with his young beau Mark Cornelsen and I was beginning to wonder if something was amiss in their relationship. It turns out that the couple have just been lying low and things appear to still be going strong in their relationship. The Mark-Knight stepped out for dinner together at Katsuya in Hollywood, CA last night:

Awww … they’re still holding hands. I really like these two together. I’m really happy to know that they are still together … they are deffo one of my fave couples. Now that Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are no longer together, The Mark-Knight moves up in my book as the cutest same-sex couple around.

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Nicole Richie brought along her adorable baby girl Harlow Winter to the CNN studios here in LA yesterday to tape an appearance with her father Lionel Richie on Larry King Live. Because the pics of Harlow lookin’ all cute with her hair did are TOO ADORABLE to let pass … I figured I’d share them with all y’all:

I believe Nicole and Lionel‘s ep of Larry King Live will air tomorrow night and, unfortch, little Miss Harlow will not get any airtime … fortunately we have these photos to make up for the loss. Just when I thought Harlow couldn’t get any cuter, she goes and outdoes herself. Those little hair puffs?? Adorable!! Ain’t she the cutest thing ever??

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It turns out that trouble has found Lindsay Lohan‘s father, Michael, again. The New York Post is reporting that Daddy Lohan was “quietly” arrested in early April after police determined that he allegedly threatened to kill his fiancée Erin Mueller (the couple have since reconciled). For obvs reasons, Lohan was hoping that no one would find out about this latest arrest … but, unfortch for him, the cat is out of the bag. Michael Lohan got his ass busted … again:

LINDSAY Lohan’s sleazebag dad, Michael Lohan, is in trouble again — this time for allegedly threatening to kill his fiancée and himself when she tried to dump him. Michael was quietly arrested on April 6 for a phone threat cops said he placed to off-again, on-again gal pal Erin Muller, 34, on March 18. Lohan, 48, flipped out yesterday when he walked into Central Islip court and spotted Post reporter Kieran Crowley and photographer Dennis Clark. “Michael! Plan two!” shouted Lohan’s lawyer, Anthony Grandinette, as his client fled. “Plan two” consisted of Lohan and Muller hiding in her car while Grandinette appeared on his behalf. Lohan faces up to a year behind bars. He couldn’t have picked a better time for the alleged threat, because terms of his parole ended on Feb. 7. He’s due in family court in Westbury today, when he’ll have to explain why he’s behind in child support — by $12,000, sources told The Post.

Ugh … with parents like these, it’s no wonder that poor Lindsay Lohan has endured the troubles in her life that have plagued her for so long. Considering that Michael Lohan is an ex-con who has already served time in prison, you’d think he’d be more willing to live a life on the straight and narrow to avoid getting thrown back into the slammer. It would seem that he has yet to learn his lesson. Perhaps another stint in the Big House would do much to teach him the err of his ways.

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Yesterday was another quiet day for me until I met up with my new friend Tamar for dinner at Rambutan Thai in Silverlake for dinner. She and I bonded in Las Vegas, NV a couple of weekends ago and we decided to grab a bite to eat and chat some more once I got back from my travels. I was hoping to surprise her with the best Thai food she’s ever had but was happy to know that she is well aware of the fabulosity of Rambutan already. We had a great time … we pretty much talked all night long until the restaurant closed and they had to chase us out. I’m really looking forward to more hanging out soon … Tamar is totally fab and I’m hoping this is the beginning of a long and happy friendship.

I have a few errands to run today and then prep begins for David’s and my trip to Detroit this weekend. I’ll be glued to the TV for tonight’s Game 5 of the Stanley Cup Western Conference Championship between the Detroit Red Wings and the Chicago Blackhawks. Detroit has the chance to win the series tonight so I’m keepin’ all my fingers and toes crossed for them. If they do win, the Stanley Cup Championship could start in Detroit as early as this coming weekend … and happily, I’ll be in Detroit at the same time. Not trying to get too ahead of myself but I’m really hoping to get to see at least one more Red Wings hockey game before the season is over ;)

• Is THIS how Kris Allen beat Adam Lambert to win American Idol?
• Lauren LC Conrad reveals that MTV producers “forced” her reconciliation with Heidi Montag for the cameras.
• The cover of this week’s issue of The New Yorker was painted entirely on an iPhone.
• Chris Brown says that he “ain’t a monster”.
• John Lithgow joins the cast of Dexter.
• Dustin Lance Black talks Prop 8 on The Early Show.
• Nivea is teaching men how to manscape.
• Switzerland has got some sexy farmers.
• The Real Housewives of New Jersey make it acceptable (?) to discuss blow jobs on TV.
• Beyoncé does Marie Claire magazine.
• Cameron Diaz hits the beach.
• Megan Fox does a photoshoot.
• Katy Perry reveals that she would “shag the shit out of John Mayer“.
• Grown Ups love their little ones.
• Chris Pine rocks the Bluetooth headset.
• Andre 3000 of Outkast is 34, Paul Bettany is 38, Siouxsie Sioux of Siouxsie & the Banshees is 52, Lee Meriwether is 74 and Christopher Lee is 87 years old today. Click HERE to see who else is celebrating a birthday today.
• Britney Spears releases a new fragrance for the gays, calls it Mo’.
• Grace Jones is planning to play Ibiza.
• Eminem‘s new album Relapse debuted in the #1 position on the Billboard Album Chart, making it his 5th album to debut at #1.

Justin Gaston, 16 year old Miley Cyrus‘s 20 year old manfriend and sometimes underwear model, is featured in the new issue of Details magazine wherein he explains to the mag the pitfalls of dating a famous popstar like Miss Cyrus. In the course of his chat with Details, Gaston admits — shocker of shockers — that he “likes attention”. He also reveals who he’d like to trade places with if he could … he says he’d like to trade places with “one of those little lapdogs that gets petted all day” … which seems odd to me cuz isn’t that what his life is like already?

The move Justin Gaston suddenly pulls could easily cause a 9-year-old girl’s head to explode from excitement. In the midst of talking about Scripture, he yanks up his shirt and tugs his pants down to reveal a toned left flank with a long tattoo that runs down to the top of his buttock. “It’s Psalm 7:8, ‘Judge me, O Lord, according to my righteousness,’” says the 20-year-old singer-songwriter-model, a kid you’re reading about, let’s be honest, because he’s Miley Cyrus’ boyfriend. As the sun sets, the rangy six-footer with bovine brown eyes capped by dogwood-thick eyebrows, gazes from a hotel suite overlooking Venice Beach. “I don’t want to be judged—so I put it on my body in an attempt to become that bold.” A little courage would certainly help him bear the scrutiny that comes with being the beau of Hannah Montana, as would heavenly protection from the near-Biblical plague of overweight men wielding cameras—Gaston admits to lately having had nightmares punctuated by paparazzi flashes. Gaston—unlike Cyrus, who was booking acting gigs at 10—has arrived in the world of celebrity with little time for preparation. After a modeling agent discovered him three years ago, the devout Christian from Pineville, Louisiana, spent three miserable months in New York before heading to L.A. to transform himself into the next John Mayer. His shaggy good looks landed him a spot on Nashville Star, on which he discovered an ally in host Billy Ray Cyrus—himself a churchgoer with former pro-ball aspirations—who summoned Gaston for frequent powwows in his tour bus. When Gaston was booted after only three episodes, Cyrus’ on-air farewell was lavish. “This guy’s gonna be a big, big movie star,” he said. “I’m calling it right now! Tom Cruise, look out!” “I kinda saw it coming just with the way Billy Ray was with him,” says Ruby Cantu, a Nashville Star producer who lived with the contestants. Soon, Billy Ray ushered Gaston onto the Hannah Montana set. “It’s like if you had a 16-year-old daughter who said, ‘Oh, Daddy, he’s so cute—I want to meet him,’” Cantu says. “That’s exactly what happened.” Cantu says it’s real affection: “puppy love . . . holding hands and being cute with each other.” Others wonder. “It seems like a de facto advertisement,” says Courtney Hazlett, MSNBC’s pop-culture columnist of the YouTube video of Cyrus dancing and swooning while Gaston sings. Is Gaston a girl’s first love or part of a stage dad’s cynical ploy to help his multi-million-dollar daughter forge a post-Disney career? In contrast to Cyrus’ ex, Nick Jonas, Gaston hasn’t spent his life hermetically sealed in a Magic Kingdom turret; take, for instance, the photo shoot Gaston did for the online underwear retailer International Jock, the mention of which makes him cringe. “It’s not something my mom would be proud of,” he says. He scoffs at the Internet chatter suggesting he’s been living in the Cyrus home—”No! I live in an apartment in North Hollywood with two guys!”—and seems at a loss when asked basic questions about his girlfriend. He won’t identify the person who repeatedly calls his iPhone during the interview. Finally he hurries off to take the call behind closed doors. Another mystery: the status of his music career. All he’ll disclose is that he’s involved with people who are tinkering with his image. It’s a surprising admission, perhaps, though somewhat less so when you consider what he says he’d choose to be if he weren’t Justin Gaston: “One of those little lapdogs that gets petted all day,” he says. “You know, they wake up, get fed, get attention. I like attention. I’d like to be one of those little dogs. Is that weird?”

I find it SO ODD that Billy Ray Cyrus took such a liking to this young man after he got kicked off a competitive reality TV show that he brought him home to live with him and his family AND has no problem with allowing the 20 year old to date his 16 year old daughter. It’s hard to determine which one of the Cyruses loves Justin Gaston more — Billy Ray or Destiny Hope Miley. The bit about wanting to be a lapdog that gets petted all day is just hilarious. It’s like he doesn’t realize that that is the life he’s already living. Lord have mercy, indeed. After the jump, check out a slew of photos of Justin that were snapped at Venice Beach for Details magazine — they’re worth checking out, he does interesting things with an ice cream cone …

Filming got hot and heavy in Montepulciano, Italy today as Kirsten Stewart and Robert Pattinson filmed a new scene for The Twilight Saga: New Moon. Here are a couple pics of Kristen (in the role of Bella Swan) jumping on a very shirtless Robert Pattinson (in the role of Edward Cullen) in a pivotal scene in the story where the young lovers are finally reunited in Italy after enduring a long separation from one another:

Fans of the book know that this is the first time that Bella and Edward are able to be together after spending much agonizing time apart. What follows next is a smoochfest unrivaled in the annuls of movie-making history (well, OK, not really but they do go at it pretty heavily). After the jump, check out photos of the couple sharing their romantic kiss in the Italian square …