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Ugh … I have TRIED to resist posting anything about any of the Jonas Brothers on this blog but, try as I might, this item is just too good to let pass. Joe Jonas (the “pretty one” of the Jonas Bros as opposed to Nick the “young one” and Kevin the “other one”) is featured fully clothed and soaking wet in the new issue of In Style magazine. And you thought only underage girls get sexually exploited by the media. While this photo in and of itself is totally LOLworthy and worth posting — there’s more. In Joe‘s mini-interview he reveals that he has a celebrity crush — on Daniel Craig! Here is Joe‘s In Style photo and the full text of the mini-interview:

Stage Might: As an evangelical Christian with a squeaky-clean Disney image, this Jonas Brother claims to steer clear of all the cliched rock star trappings, including sex. But that hasn’t stopped him from being one of the biggest teen idols of our time. “It feels great when you’re on stage and girls are screaming for you,” he says. “I become a different person.”

Olé!: Though Jonas, 19, is hesitant to use the word “sexy”, he is willing to hint at some of his favorite sensual things. “I like spanish music and the female singers,” he reveals. “I can’t understand what they’re saying, but as a songwriter I get it.”

Young love: Former tourmate and fellow camp rock co-star Demi Lovato has said the appeal of a Jonas brother lies in the fact that each is a “well raised gentleman” who also happens to be “sooooo hot” .

Joe’s Celebrity Crush: Daniel Craig

LMAO! Well, at least he’s being honest … which is very refreshing. It’s interesting … the article didn’t specify that he was asked about his “man crush”, it only lists his “Celebrity Crush” … and the first person that came to mind was Daniel Craig? HMMMMM. I think I like this kid already.

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We’ve only just learned last month that Sarah Michelle Gellar is pregs with her first child with hubby Freddie Prinze, Jr. and now we’re already hearing reports of the sex of her baby. The always reliable (said in a sarcastic tone) Star magazine is reporting that SMG and FPJ are expecting a baby girl … information that was gleaned from sources on the NYC set of her new HBO series The Wonderful Maladys (which began filming this week) that claim to have overheard SMG talking about her impending baby girl and plans for her arrival:

Freddie Prinze Jr. and Sarah Michelle Gellar will be welcoming the arrival of a baby girl later this year. The couple recently announced that they are expecting their first child together after seven years of marriage. According to Star, 32-year-old Sarah, who is five months pregnant, has been overheard excitedly talking about her unborn daughter on the New York City set of her new HBO pilot, The Wonderful Mondays. “She’s been letting little details slip here and there,” says a set source. “She’s been spending her free time planning the nursery in their TriBeca apartment,” according to gossips. “Sarah wants the room to look sophisticated, so nothing too frilly or princessy. She’s been shopping for earth tones to mix with plum or magenta accents.”

As always, these reports have a 50% chance of being correct. If true, tho, I think it would be amazingly cute if SMG had a little girl of her own … “one girl in all the world, a chosen one. She alone will wield the strength and skill to fight the vampires, demons, and the forces of darkness; to stop the spread of their evil and the swell of their numbers. She is the Slayer.” Yeah, wouldn’t that be rad? Well, even if the little darling doesn’t grow up to slay vampires and demons, I bet she’d be supercute anyways. I, for one, am hoping that SMG and FPJ really are expecting a baby girl … can you imagine the adorableness of the playdates with little Satyana — first born (and truly Buffyverse blessed) child of Alyson Hannigan and Alexis Denisof? Squee!!!!

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Despite the fact that a pilot was shot for the series, Fox has reportedly decided to not pick up the US remake of the hit UK comedy series Absolutely Fabulous. At first, the folks at Fox were all excited about this American remake but, in the end, it seems that cooler heads prevailed and the network decided that airing the new version of Ab Fab would be a big mistake. Here is the report from Nikki Finke:

Happened this afternoon when FBC officially passed on the U.S. remake of the hit UK series. ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS was hot, hot hot. But then Fox execs wondered if it was really for their audience. In other words, too femme? Also EVA ADAMS and TWO DOLLAR BEER are dead.

HMMM. It should be noted that Nikki Finke also reported on the premature demise of the Brittany Snow-fronted Gossip Girl spin-off series … since we haven’t heard officially from The CW if the show has been killed, we can’t be sure of Finke‘s track record when it comes to reports like this for the coming Fall TV season. I must admit, I was suspicious that this US remake would be viable when we got word it was going into production last year. Not even seeing the new Patsy and Edina (Kristen Johnston and Kathryn Hahn) in full costume on the set of the series was enough to make me a believer that the remake would work. I think it’s in everyone’s best interest that they leave this series to die before it begins. The original is classic … it cannot be duplicated in the way that it would need to in order for it to be a viable remake, not here in the US at least. I say … let it die.

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