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Last week we got to see a whole slew of new music video/visualettes from Tori Amos to promote the release of her new album Abnormally Attracted to Sin, which is due out on May 19. In that batch, one of the visualettes was mislabeled as Fire to your Plain but was actually Give. Today we get to see the real visualette for Fire to your Plain … here are a few screencaps from the vid:

As you can see in the second cap, Tori Amos‘s daughter Natashya Lórien is featured in the video … which, I believe, is the first time Tori‘s little girl has appeared in one of her music videos (tho, Tash was featured in the liner note photography and backstage video on her Welcome to Sunny Florida DVD release). Click HERE to check out this awesome new visualette for Fire to your Plain in full. While I really love the Ophelia and Give visualettes, I think this new one is my fave of the bunch thus far. What do you think? Which visualette is your fave so far?

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Newlyweds for the second time Tom Brady and Gisele Bündchen, who were recently spotted enjoying the sights of Vancouver, BC Canada together, have made their way back to NYC … and were spotted making their way into a medical center together. HMMMMMMMMMM. Might the happily married couple be going in for a check-up together? Might they be worried about swine flu? OR, might they seeing a man (or woman) about a baby?

Of course, there is NO evidence at all that the couple are expecting a baby or anything … but couples who visit medical centers (or OBGYNs) together usually do so when they are workin’ on the baby makin’. It would be really amazing if Tom and Gisele had a baby of their own (I know Tom‘s ex and babymama Bridget Moynahan would be thrilled) so let’s just hope for the best, shall we? I guess we’ll just have to wait and see if anything will come of this visit to the doctor. Hopefully everything will be fine … and hopefully their happy family will be growing very soon.

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Megan Fox, who will be starring alongside Shia LaBeouf in the Transformers sequel Rise of the Fallen this June and just started filming Jonah Hex for release next year, is featured on the cover and in the pages of the new issue of Esquire magazine … here is her coverphoto:

Wowie wow! Megan looks great … but, curiously, don’t you think the trench coat/stockings ensemble looks an awful lot like the look that Angelina Jolie rocked in the spy romance flick Mr. & Mrs. Smith? The similarity can’t be a coincidence … Megan has been compared to a young Angelina many times before. After the jump, check out another alternate Esquire cover of Megan in another pose …

Halle Berry stepped out over the weekend with her beautiful baby girl Nahla Ariela for a nice lunch for just the two of them and emerged from their restaurant to a sea of paparazzi hoping to get photos of mother and baby together. Halle, clearly annoyed at the attention, went into mama lion mode and stepped to the paps ordering them all to move back and give her space to get to her car:

I can absolutely understand Halle‘s distress and commend her for handling herself with grace. I know I would not want to find myself on the receiving end of that finger … she looks about 2 secs. away from opening a can of whoop ass on the fool to dares to cross her. Halle rules!

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Good Charlotte guitarist Benji Madden took a break from showing off his bare, musclely arms on the streets of SoCal to put those arms to good use in Las Vegas, NV. Benji made his way to the Wasted Space nightclub inside the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Sin City this weekend to spin some tunes for the assembled partygoers … here are a couple pics of Benji doing his thang at the Hard Rock in LV:

While I am newly partial to Benji‘s newfound affinity for his sleeveless strolls here in LA, I’m glad to see that he is also keepin’ bizzy with music as well. DJ Benji is a pretty prolific spinmaster so I’m sure the folks at Wasted Space had themselves a good time. That said, I’m hoping that Benj has already made his way back to SoCal to get back to the biz at hand … those bared arms aren’t gonna get nearly the attention the deserve inside a dark nightclub ;)

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Jessica Simpson is featured on the cover and in the pages of the new issue of Vanity Fair magazine. Unfortch for her, the cover is prolly the fuglist one that the magazine has ever published … ever. The fugness has nothing really do with Jessica Simpson herself (tho, I should confess that I don’t really like the picture of her that was chosen for the cover) and everything to do with the horrible, jumbled use of texts and graphics. It looks like a total confusing mess. Here is Jessica on the cover of the June issue of Vanity Fair along with a portion of her coverstory interview (which was shared by her Dallas Cowboys beau Tony Romo):

Having professed her love for Tony Romo – whom she’s been dating since Thanksgiving 2007 – Jessica Simpson now has the Dallas Cowboys quarterback speaking up about her. “We’re very similar in that we both appreciate the hometown feel to a lot of things, and live our life like that,” Romo, described as “big, easy, handsome,” tells the June issue of Vanity Fair (on sale in New York and Los Angeles May 6 and nationally May 12). “She comes to a ton of games,” he says. “She’s a supportive girlfriend.” Not that this has been unanimously viewed as an advantage. In what at the time was perceived as a curse – and, as Vanity Fair’s Rich Cohen points out, in Texas where the Cowboys are a religion, Simpson’s dating Romo is like she’s dating the Pope – the couple vacationed in Mexico before the Cowboys lost to the New York Giants in the 2008 NFL playoffs. The Giants, meanwhile, went on to win the Super Bowl. According to Romo, 29, between games, “A lot of people head to Vegas, go back to their hometowns, colleges, and stuff. I was just like, ‘Let’s rent a house and sit around and watch football.’ It seemed like a good decision. But when you’re in the public eye, things can be perceived differently.” He adds, “You know, it’s very hard when you lose, because games are important, and so many people put so much time and effort in. It’s nice to have someone to come home to and try and make you feel better.” Simpson, 28, concurs. “That’s how the story goes,” she says. “Can’t help it. But we don’t let it affect our relationship. If we did, we wouldn’t be together, because it happened at the very beginning. Dating the Cowboys quarterback comes with hype, the fans, the bloggers, but I’ve never dated a guy that was more simple. I’m always there for him after a game, and he knows he has me to come home to.” Home is definitely an important refuge, because, as the profile also chronicles, life isn’t always easy for Simpson. Her “sudden weight gain,” though apparently now under control, left her looking “less than slender,” the magazine reports. Then there are her professional highs and lows, which include a not particularly enviable movie box-office record and a musical identity that is anything but constant, prompting Sony Music head Tommy Mottola to say, “I think she absolutely needs to re-invent herself.” At the same time, Mottola (who signed Simpson to her first label, in 1997), warns Simpson against flip-flopping between pop, Christian rock and country music – and thereby confusing her audience. In the face of such challenges, Simpson, underscoring her spiritual self, says, “We all go through trials, but not one thing has ever made me question God. I have a great relationship with God. I can talk to him, get mad at him, frustrated with him. But, ultimately, my faith is what defines me.” Besides, she adds, “There will always be another opportunity, another door to walk through.”

Ugh, the cover is really bad … but good for her for scoring the VF cover in the first place. She really doesn’t have anything of interest to talk about with the mag. I guess I’m not entirely sure why she got the cover in the first place … she’s got no new movies on the horizon (nor any old movies worth talking about) and no new album about to be released (she actually just got let go from her Country music label) … AND it’s not even football season to make Romo‘s participation in the interview relevant. The entire feel of her VF coverpiece is focused on her apparent shortcomings and setbacks. Is any of this really worthy of a magazine cover? Surely the magazine, at the very least, published a stunning photoshoot to offset the lackluster interview … right? After the jump, check out a few photos from Jessica Simpson‘s Vanity Fair photospread and judge for yourself …

Last night I finally got to hang out with my dear friends Steph and Alek who, due to various circumstances, I haven’t seen in too many weeks and we mostly had a great time together. We met up for dinner at 8oz. Burger Bar on Melrose for some amazing burgers (duhvs) and then chilled out at their place for a bit while we waited for Darion to meet us (David stayed home to rebuild his computer that had to be wiped after it got infected with a virus). En masse we made our way to the ArcLight to see the Zac Efron movie 17 Again … which, it turns out, was a terrrrrrible mistake:

I really loved the Tom Hanks film Big when it was released back in the late 80′s so I was really looking forward to this retelling of the tale. I can’t say that I was really surprised at how disappointing the film was but considering it was the #1 movie the weekend it opened, I figured there’d be some redeeming charm or value in it. Not so. The whole thing was pretty much a piece of garbage. The plot was stupid, the acting was laughable and the writing was deplorable. I think the movie was supposed to be funny … or something? Yeah, I don’t recall laughing at a single joke. The only part that I thought was reasonably funny was when the friend character and the principal were speaking Elvish during their date. As much as Zac Efron is Hollywood’s fave prettyboy I didn’t really like him in this movie. I can’t really place all of the blame on him, tho, since the script was just horrible. I usually can find the best even in the worst scenarios but there wasn’t a thing I liked in this film. Sorry Zac fans, I just hated it.

And I must state for the record that it was Steph’s idea that we see the film.

No plans yet for today … we’ll prolly keep it simple. I’m totally amped for the Detroit Red Wings vs. Anaheim Ducks hockey game at the Honda Center tomorrow night … that’s really all I can think about right now.

• X-Men Origins: Wolverine was the #1 movie at the box office, taking in $87 million in its opening weekend.
• Trent Reznor explains his frustration with Apple‘s approval process for iPhone apps.
• P!nk denies that she is bisexual.
• Clay Aiken‘s baby is gettin’ big.
• Folks rally in Philadelphia, PA for equality … in the pouring rain.
• Wentworth Miller does GQ Italy.
• An overeager fan gets arrested after he jumps on stage during one of her shows.
• Whoopi Goldberg can tell a lie when she hears one.
• Kelly Ripa hits the pool.
• Victoria Beckham is ready for her limo … to drive it.
• Does Tila Tequila have the Love of Ray J?
• The space between them: Les Beckhams
• Lindsay Lohan eats the carpet in Montreal. Get your minds out of the gutter, it’s not what you think.
• Lance Bass is 30, Will Arnett is 39, Ana Gasteyer (Saturday Night Live) is 42 and Jackie Jackson of The Jacksons is 58 years old today. Click HERE to see who else is celebrating a birthday today.
• Hugh Hefner confirms that Heidi Montag is gonna do Playboy.
• Cat Stevens claims that Coldplay stole his song.
• OK! magazine is changing it’s format.

Yesterday we learned the shockingly upsetting news that 16 year old Miley Cyrus and her 20 year old manfriend Justin Gaston are reportedly on the verge of break-up … but today we learn that all hope is not entirely lost for young master Gaston. While Miley may ready to give the lad the heave-ho, it looks as if her parents Billy Ray and Tish Cyrus aren’t ready to let him go just yet. Here are pics of JG shadowing the Cyrus parents on the family visit to church yesterday … Miley may not be in the picture but Billy Ray is happy to be front and center:

HMMM. It looks like Justin is still very much in the good graces of the Cyrus familly … so he prolly won’t be going anywhere for quite some time. It’s so weird that Justin has been brought into the Cyrus family so entirely … clearly Billy Ray likes having him around (to the point that he works tirelessly to foster a relationship between his 16 year old daughter with him). While it may look as if Justin has got himself a good thing going I can’t help but be a little creeped out by the whole thing. Don’t be surprised if Justin Gaston becomes an official member of the Cyrus family one day … one way or another.

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MTV has released this year’s nominations for their annual MTV Movie Awards and, shock of shocks, the big screen adaption of the wildly successful book Twilight garnered the most nominations. Including a nom for Best Movie and two for Breakthrough Performance (one for Robert Pattinson and one for Taylor Lautner), Twilight ended up with 7 nominations total this year. The multi-Academy Award winning film Slumdog Millionaire (which was named Best Picture at this year’s awards show) came in second with 6 nominations. It should be noted that the nominations for this year’s MTV Movie Awards were chosen by public (ie. the rabid fans). As well as Slumdog did at the Academy Awards this year, I’m thinking that Twilight will be the movie to clean up at this year’s MTV Movie Awards:

This year, for the first time ever, we entrusted you with the task of selecting the MTV Movie Awards nominees, and like the pop-culture superfans we knew you were, you did not disappoint! Now, we’re pleased to reveal your list of who will vie for the coveted Golden Popcorn trophies on May 31. “Twilight” took the lead with seven nominations, including nods for Best Movie, Best Female Performance (Kristen Stewart) and Breakthrough Performance Male (Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner). “Slumdog Millionaire” garnered six nominations, including Best Movie, Breakthrough Performance Female (Freida Pinto) and Breakthrough Performance Male (Dev Patel). Starting Monday (May 4), you’ll be able to vote for a winner in every category at the MTV Movies Awards site. Joining “Twilight” and “Slumdog” in the Best Movie category are “The Dark Knight,” “High School Musical 3: Senior Year” and “Iron Man.” In addition to the “Twilight” and “Slumdog” boys, the Breakthrough Performance Male category consists of Ben Barnes (“The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian”) and Bobb’e J. Thompson (“Role Models”). Other Breakthrough Performance Female selections are Ashley Tisdale (“HSM 3″), Vanessa Hudgens (“HSM 3″) and Miley Cyrus (“Hannah Montana: The Movie”). Other Best Female Performance nominees include Anne Hathaway (“Bride Wars”), Angelina Jolie (“Wanted”) and Kate Winslet (“The Reader”), while other Best Male Performance nods went to Zac Efron (“HSM3″), Shia LaBeouf (“Eagle Eye”) and Robert Downey, Jr. (“Tropic Thunder”). MTV will also introduce two brand-new categories at this year’s show. Best Song From a Movie nominees include tracks from “Hannah Montana” (Cyrus) and “The Wrestler” (Bruce Springsteen). Best WTF Moment selections honor such outrageous scenes as Ben Stiller tasting a decapitated head (“Tropic Thunder”) and Amy Poehler peeing in a sink (“”Baby Mama”"). Battling it out for Best Fight will be folks like Christian Bale and Heath Ledger (“The Dark Knight”) and Seth Rogen, James Franco and Danny McBride (“Pineapple Express”). The Best Kiss category will see another showdown between “Twilight” (Stewart and Pattinson) and “Slumdog” (Pinto and Patel), with other lip-locking nominees including Franco and Sean Penn (“Milk”), and Paul Rudd and Thomas Lennon (“I Love You, Man”). “Saturday Night Live” funnyman Andy Samberg will host the 18th annual MTV Movie Awards live at 9 p.m. ET on May 31 from the Gibson Amphitheatre in Universal City, California. Eminem is already set to take the stage for a performance. The list of presenters and additional performers will be revealed in the coming weeks.

Now that we know who they are, MTV is hoping that YOU will weigh in and cast your votes for who you think should take home the golden popcorn statues this year. It seems pretty obvs to me that the Twilighters will show up in force at the polls for this year’s awards so I’d expect the movies who are vying for awards in the same categories save their acceptances speeches for another time. Tho, now that we know that Robert Pattinson is competing with Taylor Lautner for the Breakthrough Performance award it looks like we’ll find out soon enough if Team Edward or Team Jacob will come out on top. The 2009 MTV Movie Awards will air live on MTV on Sunday May 31. So what are you waiting for, get voting!!

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