Who Wants To Smell Like Avril Lavigne?
The unending barrage of celebrity fragrances continues its ceaseless onslaught with the arrival of yet another product to fill the shelves at your friendly neighborhood CVS Pharmacy. Avril Lavigne, the Sk8r girl herself, has released a smell called Black Star and she urges you to, “Be Your Own Star”:
I understand that Black Star perfume is but the first in a line of toiletries that Avril plans to unleash on the unsuspecting public. Very soon, YOU will be able to fill your medicine cabinets with things as varied as after shave, bath oil, bath soap, shower gel, body shampoo, and body lotion. Doesn’t that sound swell? I’m not entirely sure what I think Avril Lavigne smells like but something tells me that I wouldn’t be too interested to find out. Are any of y’all interested in smelling like Avril? Any guesses what she/this perfume smells like?
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April 8th, 2009 at 2:11 pm
Oh, Trent – that last question is too easy. ;)
April 8th, 2009 at 2:18 pm
that is a horrible ad for perfume.
April 8th, 2009 at 2:27 pm
I am not interested but a bunch of little girls will be. This is obviously a perfume for children. “Perfume”
April 8th, 2009 at 2:29 pm
I’ll pass.
April 8th, 2009 at 2:31 pm
That is like the worst picture I have ever seen for perfume. It completely turns me off.
April 8th, 2009 at 2:44 pm
Is it just me, or does she look like Miley Cirus here?
April 8th, 2009 at 2:45 pm
oye, another one?
what makes me sad is, there’s a show i used to watch and a characters name was black star, and he was awesome
now whenever i think black star (and the originality in the name), its going to be marred because of her.
April 8th, 2009 at 2:47 pm
she looks TOO much like Amy Adams….it’s uncanny…
April 8th, 2009 at 2:48 pm
Isn’t she too old for this role that she’s playing? Ugh. Was over her so long ago.
April 8th, 2009 at 2:51 pm
Trent, you asked if there were any guesses on what this purfume might smell like. I’m guessing it smells like stinky armpits. She always looks dirty…
April 8th, 2009 at 3:00 pm
One never really wants to SMELL like a rockstar, do we?
April 8th, 2009 at 3:10 pm
I like her alot! But lets be truthful…the perfume is most likely going to be a smell-alike with a tiny difference. And god knows they dont design it!!!! Why do it yourself when you can hire people to do it for you? Hahaha im sure its going to be one of those perfumes i s.s.db.! Wich stands for Smell Spray and Dont Buy. Ha!
April 8th, 2009 at 3:27 pm
@Pixie:
I remember reading somewhere that she doesn’t wear deodorant because she thinks it’ll give her breast cancer, so she just sprays perfume on her pits. Of course, this was back in 2002/3, so maybe she’s bought herself a stick of Secret since then.
She’s a sharp one, that Avril.
April 8th, 2009 at 3:40 pm
Desperation.
April 8th, 2009 at 3:44 pm
THE INSIDE OF A HOT TOPIC, EYE LINER, & FAILURE
April 8th, 2009 at 3:52 pm
@ Mr.Gyllenhaal I think sometimes I only read your comments you are the funniest I just love your comments!! Honestly!!
I think Amy Adams too!! Whom ever made that comment!!
April 8th, 2009 at 3:52 pm
LOL @ Jadedkitten. My thoughts exactly!
April 8th, 2009 at 4:11 pm
Probably smells like baby prostitute.
April 8th, 2009 at 4:18 pm
it will smell like burning rubber.
April 8th, 2009 at 5:14 pm
ew hellz no. why would anyone want to smell like some stuck up, punk wannabe with bad taste in clothes and an overinflated ego.
April 8th, 2009 at 5:21 pm
weird. at least she is consistent with her image. ‘black star’, fishnets and frilly pink. meh.
April 8th, 2009 at 5:41 pm
not me!
April 8th, 2009 at 5:58 pm
Might be time for a reinvention! She is not far off from Madge in the early years, but a little more pink.
April 8th, 2009 at 6:00 pm
@ eiBeauty- You think avril’s “rockstar”? That’s hilarious! XD
April 8th, 2009 at 6:19 pm
@Masher – she’s not far off from Madge??? Dear god, i hope you are being sarcastic, and i’m just missing it…
April 8th, 2009 at 7:07 pm
Her pop-rocker girl image is sooooooooooooooo old. She needs to do something new instead of the pink and black. Annoying!
April 8th, 2009 at 7:16 pm
KP love. Not sure if you were around when Madonna first appeared, but the critics bashed her and proclaimed a one hit wonder. She had some pretty horrible styles going on too at the beginning. Her secret however was she was smart and knew to change and not stay the same. If Avril was smart, she could chose the same path, but unfort seems to play the old punk theme over and over. Madge’s fans grew with her, Avril’s have grown out of her.
April 8th, 2009 at 10:33 pm
oh she is lame.
and, what is she doing in that photo…?!
April 8th, 2009 at 11:11 pm
She’s still relevant?
April 8th, 2009 at 11:46 pm
I swear to god, no lie, I spit my coffee out reading someone compare Avril to Madonna.
Elvis, the Beatles and Zeppelin got bashed by critics too. Doesn’t mean we should hold our breaths for the next Stairway in pink leotards
April 8th, 2009 at 11:54 pm
I’m really hoping its a certain scent. ya see I was on the consumer panel for her fragrance! and the selections they had all smelled great but 2 are still in use right now! can’t wait to smell it lol
if they used any of the ones we got in the study, it smells good.
April 9th, 2009 at 2:48 am
Lol @ Neptune.
in that pic, it looks like Avril was dancing in her bedroom, all dressed up, and someone caught her, and she’s like O___O
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April 9th, 2009 at 7:02 am
Eeeeeeelectric Youth! I still have the little bottle with the definitive spring inside it identifying it as Debbie Gibson’s signature scent. And you know what? It’s pink and black, too.
April 9th, 2009 at 3:11 pm
Traci, Aluminum Zirconium the active ingredient found in most popular brands of deodorant can cause cancer, and has been found in the breasts of people who had cancer( male and female) so understand that Avril wasn’t crazy when she said that, but spraying perfumes or colognes will not work as an anti-perspirent. There are natural brands of deodorant( but most of them don’t work for very long unfortunately) but people who are chemical concscious like me( I like to use paraben free products) can get a good deodorant that actually works and Has NO Aluminum Zirconium in it, it’s adidas deodorant( they make them for women and men) look for the one that says No Aluminum Zirconium on the label, it works as well as secret, smells better and doesn’t have the cancer threat. sorry to hijack trent but I didn’t want people to misunderstand what the chemicals in products can actually lead to in some cases. To get back on topic, the perfume does Not look appealing and Avril has always been a gimmick and a one trick pony, she can actually sing but It’s hard to notice that when she’s looked the same for about 5 years.
April 9th, 2009 at 11:12 pm
What are you guys talking about? I think Taylor Swift looks absolutely…. what…? Its Avril? oh… (*awkward*)
April 10th, 2009 at 8:35 pm
I think it’ll smell like ‘washed up pop-star who now drinks too much and is desperate for attention”.