The 2009 Bravo ‘A-List Awards’ Are Handed Out
Bravo TV hosted the 2009 A-List Awards at The Orpheum Theater here in LA last night and they managed to attract a whole lotta D-Listers (and lower) to the event. The second annual award show (completely made up by Bravo TV to hand out awards to the the reality TV “stars” they created themselves) was, once again, hosted by Kathy Griffin and seeks to honor “the best in food, fashion, beauty, design and pop culture”. Here are a few pics of some of the supposed A-Listers who came out for the event yesterday:

Um, let’s be real here … there ain’t nothing A-List about the A-List Awards. How much do you wanna bet that Smashing Pumpkins frontman Billy Corgan grabbed the closest scantily-clad woman in sight so that he would get photographed by the assembled media folks (and how much do you want to bet that Tila Tequila thought she was posing for a pic with Uncle Fester from The Addams Family)? I got $10. I mean, I get that Bravo is trying to start something akin to the MTV Video Music Awards with their little show but I’m afraid it ain’t gonna happen. The network boldly nominated some bona fide A-List people (David Beckham, Brad Pitt, Michelle Obama, Tina Fey) but when all you get on your red carpet is Pug Dilton and Aubrey O’Day, well, mebbe it’s time to change the name of your awards show … perhaps the A-Hole Awards? I keed, I keed … but seriously …. they should stop. That being said, I do love Kathy Griffin and if they keep getting her to host, I’ll prolly watch it in reruns or something. Or, you know, not.
[Photo credit: Splash News]
Tags: Aubrey O'Day, Billy Corgan, Dean McDermott, Doug Reinhardt, Jenny McCarthy, Kathy Griffin, Paris Hilton, The A-List Awards, Tila Tequila, Tori Spelling


April 6th, 2009 at 2:41 pm
Hahahahaha “or, you now, not.” Hahahaha Trent, you’re hilarious. Oh and P.S. Kathy is looking mighty anorexic.
April 6th, 2009 at 2:42 pm
*know
April 6th, 2009 at 2:44 pm
Why is Tori there? I would at least think she would have a little dignity of some sort. Gosh, Aubrey used to be so pretty and now she looks like a hot tranny mess.
April 6th, 2009 at 3:14 pm
Billy Corgan + Tila Tequila + Bravo = WTF?
April 6th, 2009 at 3:17 pm
OMG you are so right! Tragic.
April 6th, 2009 at 4:02 pm
haha my thoughts exactly, Elkay
April 6th, 2009 at 4:23 pm
I can’t believe Billy Corgan would pose with her. He must not have a clue who she is…….lol
I tried watching this last year because I love Kathy so….it was hard to watch.
April 6th, 2009 at 4:25 pm
WTF is Aubrey wearing? That’s one of the fugliest outfits I’ve ever seen.
April 6th, 2009 at 4:29 pm
Yeah. . wtf is up with Tila and BIlly!!! random!
April 6th, 2009 at 4:49 pm
@ Kim – you took the words right out of my mouth! :D
April 6th, 2009 at 6:45 pm
OMG I fell over laughing when I saw Billy Corgan and Tila Tequila… now there’s a match!! And would someone PLEASE tell Aubrey O’Day to take what little money she has left and buy a mirror? Because whoever told her that she looked good in that thing she had on LIED to her… dear lord talk about a hot mess! It also makes her look like she gained 40lbs right in her hips! You gotta give Bravo credit though… I mean I’m sure they had a gifting suite and these D-listers are probably feeling the pinch with the economy… Bravo was merely lending a helping hand… the celeb way!
April 6th, 2009 at 8:35 pm
Jenny McCarthy (Whom I love and adore every other day of the week) looks like a man. She is way to muscular and tall to be wearing that ‘dress’
Ugh, yikes!
April 6th, 2009 at 9:16 pm
Please, people. Billy Corgan and Tila have been long time friends, before her “fame” and while she was still modeling for cars. They used to date maybe, 6 or 7 years ago
April 6th, 2009 at 10:21 pm
what the hell is aubrey wearing, that thing makes her look like she weighs atleast 10 to 20 lbs more, Trent I saw Kathy at san diego pride fest last year, It’s hard to enjoy Kathy though when people are throwing liquor bottles in the air, lol but Kathy is great nontheless.Tila tequila is annoying as hell. Why weren’t the damn housewives( oc,ny etc) invited to the festivities, they aren’t even z list but they would have had fun critiquing the outfits.
April 6th, 2009 at 10:24 pm
not a good pic of Jenny, aubrey looks like an olsen twin upon further review. Kathy is rocking that dress, tori ’s husband looks zombified.
April 7th, 2009 at 12:05 am
This Doug is really hot. I doubt he’s very intelligent, though.
What’s Slut ODay wearing?
April 7th, 2009 at 9:58 am
LOL Trent! This whole post had me rolling! The A-Hole Awards! HAHAHAHAHA!
April 7th, 2009 at 12:22 pm
Is that Doug Reinhardts’ mum? paris hilton has seems to have aged 20 years with that hair.
April 7th, 2009 at 1:17 pm
I saw Kathy G. here in Portland last month and she was awesome. I just adore her!
April 10th, 2009 at 2:39 pm
awwww…..tila looks good!!!
But WTF happen 2 Aubrey Oday she got BIG!!!!!
April 15th, 2009 at 3:49 pm
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