Comments on: Suri Cruise Celebrates Her 3rd Year Of Life On A Trampoline

By: Beth

Beth — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 14:37:28 +0000

ugh, feels SO CREEPY to be looking at these helicopter photos of a little girl’s private back yard party.
Also, “all in good fun” is a great excuse when you want to make fun of a little girl who has no choice over her situation / parentage. I’m sure you would feel the same way if someone was making fun of a child close to your heart.

By: Ange

Ange — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 03:27:39 +0000

how is there no mention in this story of the helicopter flying above her and her family celebrating her birthday party – what normal 3 year old has a helicopter over her third birthday party…I don’t even want to see photos like that, they just remind me how sad it must be at times for famous familes to just share some precious moments together – without the eyes of the world watching…

By: Lucy

Lucy — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 21:00:50 +0000

I heard Tim dosn’t really like Suri playing with other children, for instance he made sure when they went to build a bear the store was rented out! Tom is very picky with who Suri has contact with!

By: Brenda

Brenda — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 20:49:58 +0000

My best friend in 5th grade (we’re talking 1992, people) had a trampoline. Her parents had a pit dug in underneath it so it could be at ground level. Much safer, although if it recently rained or snow melted you’d often jump on some water and get your feet a little wet from the pit below (which meant they probably needed the pit to be a wee bit deeper). But anyway, I always wanted a trampoline. Shoot, if I had a big enough backyard I’d get one to jump on it myself right now.

By: It's Trent, Bitch!

It's Trent, Bitch! — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 20:44:26 +0000

@LadySmitty — it’s all in good fun, no harm meant :)

By: LadySmitty

LadySmitty — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 20:32:12 +0000

I love you Trent, but I think it’s so mean to pick on Suri. She’s the only celeb baby that gets that kind of treatment. If you want to pick on her parents, fine, they’re adults. Suri can’t help who her parents are. If anything we should praise her for putting up with all that weird ish.

By: Kendra

Kendra — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 17:08:31 +0000

Your captions for Suri are so effing funny!

By: nicole

nicole — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 17:04:25 +0000

i think its cute that they didnt make a whole thing out of her birthday , and just kept it small and private. Suri is adorable, shes gunna be a stunner when shes older.

By: canuckistani

canuckistani — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 16:55:35 +0000

Where are the other little kids? Why are there just adults?

By: Alicia

Alicia — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 16:47:59 +0000

Maybe Katie has a bun in the oven and that’s why she’s not jumping?

By: Madsme

Madsme — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 16:26:01 +0000

And @JadedKitten and @In Famous, your comments are verging on using mental illnesses as a derogatory thing…stop it.

By: See Chelle

See Chelle — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 16:19:15 +0000

Maybe Suri was treated like a princess at Disney World in February because that’s when her REAL birthday is. Jumping on a trampoline like any other normal day on her “birthday” might actually be just that, any other normal day. Remember Katie’s Changing-Bump Watch that Trent did? There has always been something fishy about the birth of that dear child.

By: Madsme

Madsme — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 16:10:45 +0000

@Amy…I actually think that the trampoline is installed into the ground, which would make it a safe (and totally pricy) option. I couldn’t see a shadow and it doesn’t look like it has “legs”. Maybe they dug a pit underneath it and put it on top? I’ve never seen that before, but it looks cool.

By: Jadedkitten

Jadedkitten — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 16:08:13 +0000

And these pap pixs are so creepy

By: Jadedkitten

Jadedkitten — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 16:07:32 +0000

@ in famous defending a child for being mocked by mocking other children….*claps* A+ idiot A+ and fall back cunt Britney’s babies are adorable and they do NOT look like they have a mental illness wtf is wrong with you.

By: kittycatastrophe

kittycatastrophe — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 15:48:13 +0000

I rarely, if ever say this about the Cruises, but good on them for not making a photo-op out of the kid’s birthday and keeping it family and friends.

By: ~I n F a m o u s~

~I n F a m o u s~ — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 15:42:37 +0000

britney’s kids look as if they might have mental issues, not to mention they’re extremely homely looking. but.. you’ll never read a pop shot at them or a uncombed hobo brangie baby.

By: ~I n F a m o u s~

~I n F a m o u s~ — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 15:40:02 +0000

“robot-girl”. i love how the robot jabs are still being thrown at suri. it’s funny how suri’s the only child to get thrown under the bus on this site. LOL

By: baldouting.blogspot.com

baldouting.blogspot.com — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 15:24:35 +0000

watch the shoelace tommy

By: Amy

Amy — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 15:23:39 +0000

What, no cage around the trampoline. I’m appalled!!

By: Winona

Winona — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 15:20:48 +0000

Ha – even the Cruises are cutting back in this current economy!!!

By: candy

candy — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 15:12:22 +0000

why is she a robot girl?

By: Katie

Katie — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 15:11:18 +0000

I love the sons shirt. It’s very Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.