Suri Holmes-Cruise, the little person who celebrated her 3rd birthday last week, had herself a very low-key party at her parents SoCal manse with just a few friends and family in attendance. She also got a trampoline to jump around on. Yeah, and that was pretty much it:
Nope. No famous celebrity baby friends, no carousels or riding ponies …. nothing at all to distinguish her birthday fête from that of any normal, human 3 year old child. To be honest, it’s refreshing to see that the Cruise clan doesn’t need to spend lots of money (or any money, for that matter) in celebration of their little robot-girl’s third year of existence … tho, I’m not entirely sure that Suri felt the same. As you may recall, Suri was treated like a little princess (literally) on a recent visit to Disney World in Florida … and that was for no special occasion at all. I bet the little miss was expecting something more extravagant for her actual birthday party. Well, if Suri wants to live like a real live girl she’s gonna hafta get used to things like this … and besides, trampolines can be fun! Even for robots.
[Photo credit: Bauer-Griffin]
I love the sons shirt. It’s very Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.
why is she a robot girl?
Ha – even the Cruises are cutting back in this current economy!!!
What, no cage around the trampoline. I’m appalled!!
watch the shoelace tommy
“robot-girl”. i love how the robot jabs are still being thrown at suri. it’s funny how suri’s the only child to get thrown under the bus on this site. LOL
britney’s kids look as if they might have mental issues, not to mention they’re extremely homely looking. but.. you’ll never read a pop shot at them or a uncombed hobo brangie baby.
I rarely, if ever say this about the Cruises, but good on them for not making a photo-op out of the kid’s birthday and keeping it family and friends.
@ in famous defending a child for being mocked by mocking other children….*claps* A+ idiot A+ and fall back cunt Britney’s babies are adorable and they do NOT look like they have a mental illness wtf is wrong with you.
And these pap pixs are so creepy
@Amy…I actually think that the trampoline is installed into the ground, which would make it a safe (and totally pricy) option. I couldn’t see a shadow and it doesn’t look like it has “legs”. Maybe they dug a pit underneath it and put it on top? I’ve never seen that before, but it looks cool.
Maybe Suri was treated like a princess at Disney World in February because that’s when her REAL birthday is. Jumping on a trampoline like any other normal day on her “birthday” might actually be just that, any other normal day. Remember Katie’s Changing-Bump Watch that Trent did? There has always been something fishy about the birth of that dear child.
And @JadedKitten and @In Famous, your comments are verging on using mental illnesses as a derogatory thing…stop it.
Maybe Katie has a bun in the oven and that’s why she’s not jumping?
Where are the other little kids? Why are there just adults?
i think its cute that they didnt make a whole thing out of her birthday , and just kept it small and private. Suri is adorable, shes gunna be a stunner when shes older.
Your captions for Suri are so effing funny!
I love you Trent, but I think it’s so mean to pick on Suri. She’s the only celeb baby that gets that kind of treatment. If you want to pick on her parents, fine, they’re adults. Suri can’t help who her parents are. If anything we should praise her for putting up with all that weird ish.
@LadySmitty — it’s all in good fun, no harm meant :)
My best friend in 5th grade (we’re talking 1992, people) had a trampoline. Her parents had a pit dug in underneath it so it could be at ground level. Much safer, although if it recently rained or snow melted you’d often jump on some water and get your feet a little wet from the pit below (which meant they probably needed the pit to be a wee bit deeper). But anyway, I always wanted a trampoline. Shoot, if I had a big enough backyard I’d get one to jump on it myself right now.
I heard Tim dosn’t really like Suri playing with other children, for instance he made sure when they went to build a bear the store was rented out! Tom is very picky with who Suri has contact with!