Suri Cruise Celebrates Her 3rd Year Of Life On A Trampoline
Suri Holmes-Cruise, the little person who celebrated her 3rd birthday last week, had herself a very low-key party at her parents SoCal manse with just a few friends and family in attendance. She also got a trampoline to jump around on. Yeah, and that was pretty much it:

Nope. No famous celebrity baby friends, no carousels or riding ponies …. nothing at all to distinguish her birthday fête from that of any normal, human 3 year old child. To be honest, it’s refreshing to see that the Cruise clan doesn’t need to spend lots of money (or any money, for that matter) in celebration of their little robot-girl’s third year of existence … tho, I’m not entirely sure that Suri felt the same. As you may recall, Suri was treated like a little princess (literally) on a recent visit to Disney World in Florida … and that was for no special occasion at all. I bet the little miss was expecting something more extravagant for her actual birthday party. Well, if Suri wants to live like a real live girl she’s gonna hafta get used to things like this … and besides, trampolines can be fun! Even for robots.
[Photo credit: Bauer-Griffin]
Tags: Connor Antony Kidman-Cruise, Isabella Jane Kidman-Cruise, Suri Holmes-Cruise, Tom Cruise


April 21st, 2009 at 8:11 am
I love the sons shirt. It’s very Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.
April 21st, 2009 at 8:12 am
why is she a robot girl?
April 21st, 2009 at 8:20 am
Ha – even the Cruises are cutting back in this current economy!!!
April 21st, 2009 at 8:23 am
What, no cage around the trampoline. I’m appalled!!
April 21st, 2009 at 8:24 am
watch the shoelace tommy
April 21st, 2009 at 8:40 am
“robot-girl”. i love how the robot jabs are still being thrown at suri. it’s funny how suri’s the only child to get thrown under the bus on this site. LOL
April 21st, 2009 at 8:42 am
britney’s kids look as if they might have mental issues, not to mention they’re extremely homely looking. but.. you’ll never read a pop shot at them or a uncombed hobo brangie baby.
April 21st, 2009 at 8:48 am
I rarely, if ever say this about the Cruises, but good on them for not making a photo-op out of the kid’s birthday and keeping it family and friends.
April 21st, 2009 at 9:07 am
@ in famous defending a child for being mocked by mocking other children….*claps* A+ idiot A+ and fall back cunt Britney’s babies are adorable and they do NOT look like they have a mental illness wtf is wrong with you.
April 21st, 2009 at 9:08 am
And these pap pixs are so creepy
April 21st, 2009 at 9:10 am
@Amy…I actually think that the trampoline is installed into the ground, which would make it a safe (and totally pricy) option. I couldn’t see a shadow and it doesn’t look like it has “legs”. Maybe they dug a pit underneath it and put it on top? I’ve never seen that before, but it looks cool.
April 21st, 2009 at 9:19 am
Maybe Suri was treated like a princess at Disney World in February because that’s when her REAL birthday is. Jumping on a trampoline like any other normal day on her “birthday” might actually be just that, any other normal day. Remember Katie’s Changing-Bump Watch that Trent did? There has always been something fishy about the birth of that dear child.
April 21st, 2009 at 9:26 am
And @JadedKitten and @In Famous, your comments are verging on using mental illnesses as a derogatory thing…stop it.
April 21st, 2009 at 9:47 am
Maybe Katie has a bun in the oven and that’s why she’s not jumping?
April 21st, 2009 at 9:55 am
Where are the other little kids? Why are there just adults?
April 21st, 2009 at 10:04 am
i think its cute that they didnt make a whole thing out of her birthday , and just kept it small and private. Suri is adorable, shes gunna be a stunner when shes older.
April 21st, 2009 at 10:08 am
Your captions for Suri are so effing funny!
April 21st, 2009 at 1:32 pm
I love you Trent, but I think it’s so mean to pick on Suri. She’s the only celeb baby that gets that kind of treatment. If you want to pick on her parents, fine, they’re adults. Suri can’t help who her parents are. If anything we should praise her for putting up with all that weird ish.
April 21st, 2009 at 1:44 pm
@LadySmitty — it’s all in good fun, no harm meant :)
April 21st, 2009 at 1:49 pm
My best friend in 5th grade (we’re talking 1992, people) had a trampoline. Her parents had a pit dug in underneath it so it could be at ground level. Much safer, although if it recently rained or snow melted you’d often jump on some water and get your feet a little wet from the pit below (which meant they probably needed the pit to be a wee bit deeper). But anyway, I always wanted a trampoline. Shoot, if I had a big enough backyard I’d get one to jump on it myself right now.
April 21st, 2009 at 2:00 pm
I heard Tim dosn’t really like Suri playing with other children, for instance he made sure when they went to build a bear the store was rented out! Tom is very picky with who Suri has contact with!
April 21st, 2009 at 8:27 pm
how is there no mention in this story of the helicopter flying above her and her family celebrating her birthday party – what normal 3 year old has a helicopter over her third birthday party…I don’t even want to see photos like that, they just remind me how sad it must be at times for famous familes to just share some precious moments together – without the eyes of the world watching…
April 22nd, 2009 at 7:37 am
ugh, feels SO CREEPY to be looking at these helicopter photos of a little girl’s private back yard party.
Also, “all in good fun” is a great excuse when you want to make fun of a little girl who has no choice over her situation / parentage. I’m sure you would feel the same way if someone was making fun of a child close to your heart.