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Yesterday afternoon David and I got an early start and managed to get out of the house at about 12:30 so that we could enjoy some of the beautiful weather. We had to make a quick trip over the hill into the Valley to pick up a package and decided to stay for the rest of the afternoon. We grabbed a snack at Outback (cheese fries, yummmmmmmmmmmm) and then caught a matinee of Crank: High Voltage:

Let me be perfectly clear … Crank is an effed up movie but it’s fun as hell. For the sequel, they decided to turn the story into an actual video game … complete with multiple lives, power ups and gross over-the-top violence. It really struck me as a live-action version of Grand Theft Auto. When the shoot-out in the strip joint took place and a stripper’s fake breasts started leaking silicone after she was shot … I kinda had a feeling it was gonna get more gratuitous from there. The movie is rated R and will not be for everyone … but David and I really enjoyed it. It’s not very PC and can oftentimes be offensive but everyone is offended pretty equally and sometimes you just gotta go with the flow. Crank: High Voltage is a crazy ass film … if cartoony violence is your thing then you might want to check it out.

After the movie, David and I finally got around to picking up some patio furniture for our balcony so now we have a place to sit when we go out there. The rest of the night was spent at home. Nice, quiet … perfect.

This afternoon, we make our way down to Anaheim, CA for our second Britney Spears concert … very exciting. We might even get out of the house again for a late lunch … we’ll see. I have a hankering for some fish tacos from Wahoo’s.