Paris Hilton, who everyone knows likes to guard her privacy with ardent fervor, was photographed on a hotel balcony in Santa Monica, CA yesterday modeling a skimpy new bikini and some interesting eyewear … behold:
Now we all know that Paris Hilton hates to be photographed so these photos are a rare look into Paris‘s very private life. Heh, yeah, I couldn’t even type that with a straight face. I do have to admit, tho, that I kinda like her hair and she doesn’t look awful in this bikini. The Geordie La Forge-like sunglasses are a bit much but this look would actually work if she were posing for a magazine photospread. Curiously, her new paramour Doug Reinhardt and she haven’t been seen together in a few days. Perhaps I just missed seeing the pictures but … could their torrid love affair be cooling down? Nah … can’t be … what man in his right mind would want to give up a fine specimen like this?
[Photo credit: X17]
ahh how i lurve paris & her ridiculious antics! and surprising this look isnt that bad on her…
I wonder if her closet is about the size of my apartment
WOW..she does look good other than those glasses. Some things shouldn’t be brought back. Well, the more I stare at them the more I kind of like them. WTF…
OMG! I almost pissed my pants! Geordie La Forge! LOL!
Jimminy Crickets! She best stay out of the sun or she’ll end up with Art Deco tan lines!
Bitch is looking fierce!!! Anyone else would look ridiculous..Eh..She kinda looks ridiculous, too, but she can work that shiz out!
im really lovin her hair.
Ha ha ha.. Her copy of Variety must’ve included an ad for a remake of Bladerunner! Just when I think she can’t look any more ridiculous!
This is the best I’ve seen Paris look in a long, long time.
hahahaha wtf.
levar burton > paris hilton
@lizzy — true fact
yawn…such a whore on so many levels
So she dressed up and went out on the balcony hoping people would take pics…. Her feet look HUGE. I wonder what size those dawgs are.
@PixieBassline — I think they’re size 45s
high heels and a bikini….classy. is that all suit? including the weird belt and arm band thing? she looks like Xena Warrior Princess on crack.
blech. i know paris is probably the only person that can be photographed in this and look ok, but i am just so over her. why is she important again? one thing is for sure, she definately knows how to get attention
blech. i know paris is probably the only person that can be photographed in this and look ok, but i am just so over her. why is she important again? one thing is for sure, she definately knows how to get attention
Should say good post. Can’t wait to reading the next one!
The glasses cover up her googly eyes, which is making everyone think she looks better than she usually does……
I wonder who that guy is in the background of the top left pic? It would be funny if it were Doug, but it’s not.
Anyone who thinks this looks good must be on drugs.
She is a complete waste of oxygen.