Paris Hilton managed to extricate herself from her new beau Doug Reinhardt long enough to make her way to the Aura Lounge in Dallas, TX on her quest to find a new BFF for the upcoming new season of her MTV competitive reality TV show Paris Hilton’s My New BFF. As you may recall, Paris kicked her supposed BFF Brittany Flickinger to the curb mere months after she won the right to become Paris‘s new BFF on the first season of her show so now she’s on the hunt for a replacement fake friend. My apologies to the folks in the great Dallas metropolitan area:
I mean … look at her! Who wouldn’t want to be this person’s BFF? Except for the fact that Paris looks like a baked potato wrapped in tinfoil while wearing a headband — she looks like a fun friend, right? Here’s hoping the herd of stampeding applicants to become her new BFF can be safely controlled. I mean, seriously, wouldn’t YOU want to hang out with this?
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Trent, thanks for your words of condolence regarding Paris’ presence in the Dallas/Ft Worth. I live in the area and am absolutely disgusted to know such a skunt is in the general vicinty..
all property values in Dallas just went down!!! Get her the fuck out of my city!!!!!!
I’ve said it before…I’ll say it again. BLECH!
@ Dustin- thats friggin awesome.
Not potato, last piece of chicken in the bucket.
It has nothing to do with her looks and everything to do with her take-take-take attitude.
She looks so old!!
I heard she kicked her old BFF out cause supposedly she was only interested in the ‘fame’ of hanging out with Paris….Really *rolls eyes*, wow didn’t see that one coming….. Come on Paris… you can’t be that stupid?… its just another stupid ‘reality’ show…
Trent, Why do you keep torturing us with this tinfoil wrapped, headband wearing hag. OMG she gives women a bad name.
Your subtitles crack me up!!
Paris looks like a baked potato wrapped in tinfoil while wearing a headband — LMFAO!!!!! =]
What is she doing in Dallas? Let’s kick her the hell out.
I’m SO glad I haven’t seen her. I hope she’s left by now.
BFF’s?…….What The Fuck For??????????
She cant seem to keep anyone around, what a Loser.