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Paris Hilton managed to extricate herself from her new beau Doug Reinhardt long enough to make her way to the Aura Lounge in Dallas, TX on her quest to find a new BFF for the upcoming new season of her MTV competitive reality TV show Paris Hilton’s My New BFF. As you may recall, Paris kicked her supposed BFF Brittany Flickinger to the curb mere months after she won the right to become Paris‘s new BFF on the first season of her show so now she’s on the hunt for a replacement fake friend. My apologies to the folks in the great Dallas metropolitan area:

I mean … look at her! Who wouldn’t want to be this person’s BFF? Except for the fact that Paris looks like a baked potato wrapped in tinfoil while wearing a headband — she looks like a fun friend, right? Here’s hoping the herd of stampeding applicants to become her new BFF can be safely controlled. I mean, seriously, wouldn’t YOU want to hang out with this?

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