Paris Hilton Looks For Friends In Dallas, TX

Shiny Crappy People
April 9th, 2009

Paris Hilton managed to extricate herself from her new beau Doug Reinhardt long enough to make her way to the Aura Lounge in Dallas, TX on her quest to find a new BFF for the upcoming new season of her MTV competitive reality TV show Paris Hilton’s My New BFF. As you may recall, Paris kicked her supposed BFF Brittany Flickinger to the curb mere months after she won the right to become Paris’s new BFF on the first season of her show so now she’s on the hunt for a replacement fake friend. My apologies to the folks in the great Dallas metropolitan area:


I mean … look at her! Who wouldn’t want to be this person’s BFF? Except for the fact that Paris looks like a baked potato wrapped in tinfoil while wearing a headband — she looks like a fun friend, right? Here’s hoping the herd of stampeding applicants to become her new BFF can be safely controlled. I mean, seriously, wouldn’t YOU want to hang out with this?

[Photo credit: Splash News]

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34 Responses to “Paris Hilton Looks For Friends In Dallas, TX”

  1. CB Says:

    NOOOO!!! Get that slore out of my city!!!

  2. Gaby Says:

    Hope she doesn’t make down here to Houston! I can imagine Paris at 60yrs old still dressing like that, or looking like the old lady on There’s Something About Mary LMFAO

  3. MeGs Says:

    WTF is with the headband?!?Does she think its distracting from that wonky eye?

  4. OMG Says:

    Her hands are huge looking in these pics!

    And we all know her her feet are like size 11 or something

  5. Panti Christ Says:

    I think she stole that headband from Nicole – and that’s why they are no longer BFF’s!

  6. Panti Christ Says:

    Hey – check it out – she has Vicki’s shoulders without the shoulder pads!

  7. Shazz Says:

    “Except for the fact that Paris looks like a baked potato wrapped in tinfoil while wearing a headband ”
    LMFAO!

  8. Niki Says:

    OMG how I loathe the sight of her. Please, please, please someone make her disappear from the public eye. Or at least from my eyes.

  9. lauren Says:

    LOL “Shiny Crappy People” !!! :D

  10. Michelina Says:

    The last time she did this show she had just started dating Benji and now she has a new man?? I feel bad for these ppl who want to be her bbf!! I wouldn’t mind partying with her now and than hahahaha!!

  11. cop Says:

    doug was at the club.

  12. Emily Says:

    Actually, Doug was in Dallas with her, according to D Magazine’s blog. They have many photos.

  13. K Says:

    she’s f***ing awful. just terrible.

  14. ally Says:

    i thought she just got done looking for a BFF in england? great, so now we can look forward to at least two more seasons of pathetic wanna-be’s who want to feel like they’re something.
    i think it’s funny that paris hilton used to be like, THE a-list celebrity but now it seems like she will make an appearance on any show, or any award show (such as the F-LIST bravo awards). it’s like she has completely lowered her standards of the types of places she’ll put in an appearance. (not talking about dallas or any city. i’m talking about the d-list celebrities she hangs with and tv shows she appears on)

    has anyone else noticed this? she went from being a, what some people would presume, snobby a-lister to a “get what you can get” d-lister.

  15. Lydon Says:

    Okay, just for the record, I’ve always despised her because she stands for everything I abhor about our society. But back in the day, when she wasn’t dressing like a premiere slut of course, there were times when I figured that under certain lightning and from a certain angle, she could be considered somewhat attractive. Boy, those days are long gone. No matter what she does with herself nowadays, she winds up looking fug. Not aging well at all, and she’s still in her 20s for fuck’s sakes!

  16. Michelle Says:

    You would think that someone with that much money would know how to dress better… or at least have enough sense to hire a stylist who can do the damn job for her! It’s not like she can’t afford it… and I know why Doug isn’t there, he saw that outfit and suddenly came down with a stomach virus! lol

  17. Dustin Says:

    she looks like a cracked out version of The Great Gatsby…so over headbands they are so yesterday

  18. shannon Says:

    what a dumb bitch. it’s like, “ok paris, we ALL GET IT! you’re a rich skank with poor fashion sense.”

    i cannot take anymore of this waste of space.

  19. Krissy Says:

    I have never been a fan of hers, but this headband business really has to go. When dressed well she can be pretty, but she sprays too much tanner on, wears tacky ensembles, and that hair looks awful on her face. She seriously looks like the grandma in Something About Mary. This doesn’t need to happen! Fashion intervention, stat!

  20. PixieBassline Says:

    Okay.. maybe the headband is like a protective ring…. (much like a tin-foil hat, to keep ‘them’ out of your head)….????
    Uhg…. it looks SO DUMB.
    You KNOW that Courtney Love could ROCK the shit out of those headbands and they’d look good!

  21. Kristen Says:

    Trent, thanks for your words of condolence regarding Paris’ presence in the Dallas/Ft Worth. I live in the area and am absolutely disgusted to know such a skunt is in the general vicinty..

  22. Dee Dee Says:

    all property values in Dallas just went down!!! Get her the fuck out of my city!!!!!!

  23. RazberrySwurl01 Says:

    I’ve said it before…I’ll say it again. BLECH!

  24. K Says:

    @ Dustin- thats friggin awesome.

  25. blowfuzzyvonsaucy Says:

    Not potato, last piece of chicken in the bucket.

  26. Jen Says:

    It has nothing to do with her looks and everything to do with her take-take-take attitude.

  27. Cely Says:

    She looks so old!!

  28. Miss Nimbus Says:

    I heard she kicked her old BFF out cause supposedly she was only interested in the ‘fame’ of hanging out with Paris….Really *rolls eyes*, wow didn’t see that one coming….. Come on Paris… you can’t be that stupid?… its just another stupid ‘reality’ show…

  29. Tina Tina Says:

    Trent, Why do you keep torturing us with this tinfoil wrapped, headband wearing hag. OMG she gives women a bad name.

  30. Lisa Says:

    Your subtitles crack me up!!

  31. nae Says:

    Paris looks like a baked potato wrapped in tinfoil while wearing a headband — LMFAO!!!!! =]

  32. Irma Says:

    What is she doing in Dallas? Let’s kick her the hell out.

  33. Ana Says:

    I’m SO glad I haven’t seen her. I hope she’s left by now.

  34. Mishell Says:

    BFF’s?…….What The Fuck For??????????
    She cant seem to keep anyone around, what a Loser.

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