Orlando Bloom Gets Himself A Porn’stache

Hot Fuzz
April 14th, 2009

Here are a few hawt photos of actor Orlando Bloom on the SoCal set of his new film Main Street wherein he plays a young police officer — with a porn’stache:


Yeah, I don’t know what Main Street is all about nor do I really care … I am pleased to see that Orlando has followed in the footsteps of Jude Law and his infamous Jude’stache and has grown the facial hair for this new role. I gotta say … I like it. Coupled with his smart, cropped haircut … the ’stache looks very nice on the young man. I think I am deffo a fan … are you?

[Photo credit: Splash News]

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22 Responses to “Orlando Bloom Gets Himself A Porn’stache”

  1. Amy Grindhouse Says:

    He he, I was thinking the same thing. The hair is cute, the moustache, not so much :P

  2. jazzyjess Says:

    ewww he looks awful :( man! come back to the sexy sideeeee

  3. JR Says:

    This boy is sexy no matter what…love the short hair and uniform…he could search me any day ;p

  4. jaanu Says:

    he is still HAWT!

  5. Sarah Says:

    NOOOOOOO… this is such a far cry from the long blonde hair and total lack of facial hair in Lord of the Rings. I am turned off.

  6. lizzy Says:

    i am a fan of the new stache and haircut.

  7. leanne Says:

    I used to be a HUGE fan of orlando before i discovered leo dc’s talent… but seeing orlando here for the first time in ages i gotta say: looking good and looking young!
    xoxoxx

  8. Emi!y Says:

    I think they’re actually shooting in Durham, NC. My best friend lives in Raleigh, and she’s going over to “stalk” Orlando and his co-star Colin Firth.

  9. Michelina Says:

    I do not like this look at all !!!

  10. BriK Says:

    those uniforms never look that good, must be expertly tailored.

  11. Meagan Says:

    I’m not saying this is his best look, but I’m so happy he got rid of the greasy Russle Brand hair he has been sporting recently!!

  12. Blair Says:

    He still looks about 16 even with facial hair!

  13. zachary Says:

    @Sarah–I agree completely.

    I mean, is it weird that I haven’t found him attractive since he played Legolas?

  14. Z Says:

    I don’t know… he’s kind of got that dorky-hot thing going on! ;)

    Sarah and Zachary, we need to start a support group for those of us who now only find men w/ long hair and pointy ears attractive since seeing “Lord of the Rings!” ;)

  15. Cleo Says:

    He just looks like an elf (a hot elf, might I add) playing po-po.

  16. james Says:

    He looks like a homosexual. What a douchebag.

    james84@gmail.com

  17. Astrid Says:

    Uh, yeah. He looks like my uncle now. That’s just creepy.

  18. Wes Says:

    HOT!!!!! I’m not sure if it’s that sexy uniform, the cropped hair, or the porn stache but I’m feeling vapors. So sexy.

  19. It's Trent, Bitch! Says:

    @Wes — the vapors? love it!! :)

  20. Bald Outing Says:

    I think he looks more dashing with the brown hair, more manly.

  21. Cathy Says:

    Isn’t main street shooting in Durham right now? I’m pretty sure he’s staying at the Washington Duke Inn … ^^

  22. loulou Says:

    Robin Thicke?

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