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16 year old Miley Cyrus appears on The Rachael Ray Show today and in her interview reveals to Ray‘s television audience that her relationship with 20 year old underwear model Justin Gaston has brought her closer to “the Lord”. Yeah, I’ve seen the lad in his undies and I can TOTALLY identify. BUT, Miley goes on to clarify that it is Justin‘s religiousness that has brought her closer to God rather than anything else. Additionally, Miley also confesses that she has made a miraculous discovery at her local CVS Pharmacy … the do-it-yourself hair coloring aisle:

Miley Cyrus says she’s gotten much holier since she started hanging out with her God-fearing underwear-model squeeze Justin Gaston. “I’ve never been closer to the Lord since I met him,” she says on on the “Rachael Ray” show that airs Friday. “He’s really made me read my Bible.” We’d have to agree with Miley about feeling all holy roller. Because every time we see Justin, we say to ourselves, “Oh, thank heavens!” Far more alarming is the news that Miley has learned how color her own hair. “I’m going to save so much money, you have no idea!” she tells Ray. “I’m pretty proud of myself. Dude, if it’s going to be between $8 and $800 … it’s a good idea.” OMG, this is so not going to be pretty.

Now see … I’m trying to picture in my head the image of Jiley dying her hair in the bathroom sink and then cuddling up on the couch to read the Bible together … all before Miley climbs in to bed to sleep with her parents. I suspect that chipmunks and baby deer come to frolic on her front lawn and birds and small mice do all the chores around the house. Heh, JG might actually get Miley closer to God but I’m sure he does so in more ways than one.

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