Apr 1, 2009
Kevin Federline Is Livin’ High On The Hog
Clearly

Life must be treatin’ Kevin Federline very well cuz in these new photos of The Federline and his girlfriend Victoria Prince roaming the streets of SoCal, it seems painfully obvious that he has not been missing any meals despite the hard economic times affecting many folks these days … behold:


Yikes! While Britney Spears is lookin’ better by the moment, poor K-Fed is lookin’ … well … worse. See, I don’t have a problem with anyone livin’ large (as it were) but it seems to me that K-Fed is packin’ on the bulk by leaps and bounds — which can’t be very healthy. These photos make it hard to remember a time when he was a lithe and semi-muscular professional dancer. Now he just looks like a divorcee who is surviving on alimony checks and who spends all of his time at the bowling alley. Oh wait.

[Photo credit: X17]

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  1. Leah says:

    He is HUGE, I was surprised to see him so large in these pics….perhaps he should stop living off Brit and get back to dancing and burn some of those pounds off!

  2. Annie says:

    Maybe if Kfed had been there for “Mommy and the kids” when they were married, she might now have gone crazy! Not saying all her breakdown was his fault, but he was no Father/Husband of the Year! He still isn’t. It amazes me how much credit people give this fool for just stepping up and FINALLY doing what he should have done all along!

  3. Sue. says:

    Thank you, Annie! Finally someone who didn’t forget what happend before Brit filed for divorce.

    Someone else getting a strange Jessica Biel vibe from her?

  4. Ally says:

    This is so strange. I feel like we just saw pictures of him a few weeks ago and he looked the same size he always has. Are we sure that these pictures aren’t photoshopped or that this is someone that just happens to look like K-Fed?

  5. Presley says:

    She looks like stephanie tanner.

  6. tanisha says:

    he used to be so cute

  7. FatFed says:

    What a fat loser , just like his ex . 2 pigs in a pen .

  8. weffie says:

    his head is melting from the inside, deflating and trickling down into his moob glands. this is obviously the only explanation.

  9. Ronnie says:

    I dont think he’s getting bigger…it seems his head is getting smaller!!!

  10. whatever man says:

    He looks like a tick about to pop, with that teeny head on top of that massive body. White trash extravaganza! He and Brit were 2 peas in a trailer park!

  11. Presley says:

    Carbs found him.

  12. SuziLee says:

    Poor K-Well-Fed. But hey – he’s got a chick, he’s got $…. he can himself outta trailer & home if he wants to I guess!! : )
    Maybe dude needs to pick up another sport besides bowling!

  13. Sloppy Sexonds says:

    He has gotten big, but oh well. He takes care of his kids and thats all that matters. His GF is cute too!

  14. JN says:

    You got it right except for the part where you said Britney Spears is looking better everyday. Uh, no. She’s just past it, peeps. Accept it.

  15. Green Is Good says:

    Maybe he quit smoking? Don’t people who quit initially blow up because they can actually taste the flavors in food?

  16. Green Is Good says:

    Oops, I see a ciggie in his right hand. Never mind….

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  19. Loves Bulk says:

    I love the cig he has in his hand. Fat guys who smoke never lose the weight. They just get fatter and closer to lung cancer. It’s the cancer that does them in.

  20. Gaby says:

    Ugly breeder alert.

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