See … celebs do actually get punished for some of the bad things they do. Take, for example, Jessica Alba who got busted in Santa Monica, CA yesterday after she got pulled over for driving the wrong way on a one way street. I imagine that Jessica flashed her pearly whites and did her best to charm her way out of the ticket … unfortch for her, the cop was prolly well aware of who she was and what movies she’s been in — which is prolly why he ticketed her anyway:

Hee Hee … I can hear it now, But officer, I had no idea I was driving the wrong way … and by any chance have you seen Fantastic Four 2? Yeah, if I were her, I’d shy away from trying to get cops to recognize who she is … she’d prolly stand a better chance of not getting punished for her real crimes (ie. her movie career). Oh well … better luck next time, Jessica.
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LOL – “your movies suck”
This actually made me LOL. You’re awesome, Trent.
Some of us actually enjoy her movies. Plus, seriously, for her movies? As opposed to people who’ve actually done bad things like DUIs or not supported charities or assault. Yeah, that’s super classy, Trent.
@ll — omg, it’s a joke … a pretty funny one, too ;) I bet Jessica Alba has a better sense of humor than you seem to :)
@ II LOLLOLLOL! Goodness, I hope you’re joking. Not supporting charities is up there with DUIs and assault?!? I was going to comment on how funny I thought this post was, but you’re comment made me laugh harder.
@Sunny. Ditto!! lol
Not funny. Bad things, my ass. Funny how you never say a thing about bad things Paul Walker does – but I guess if it’s a hot guy, it’s okay to be in bad movies.
@cowsli — when do I ever talk about Paul Walker? LOL!
wow driving the WRONG WAY on a ONE WAY? uh, not cool.
she’s got more than enough money to pay the ticket.
Haha funny one Trent coz sadly I don’t like her movies either! The sad thing is I really hope she was not trying to get out of that ticket… i mean she was driving the wrong way on a one-way street… that’s super dangerous.
She’s not the first human to drive the wrong way, on a one way street …
Love her. She looks so cute! Who doesn’t try to charm and get out of a ticket?
Trent, the pic/caption made me literally LOL!