Jessica Alba Gets Busted For A Traffic Infraction
See … celebs do actually get punished for some of the bad things they do. Take, for example, Jessica Alba who got busted in Santa Monica, CA yesterday after she got pulled over for driving the wrong way on a one way street. I imagine that Jessica flashed her pearly whites and did her best to charm her way out of the ticket … unfortch for her, the cop was prolly well aware of who she was and what movies she’s been in — which is prolly why he ticketed her anyway:
Hee Hee … I can hear it now, But officer, I had no idea I was driving the wrong way … and by any chance have you seen Fantastic Four 2? Yeah, if I were her, I’d shy away from trying to get cops to recognize who she is … she’d prolly stand a better chance of not getting punished for her real crimes (ie. her movie career). Oh well … better luck next time, Jessica.
[Photo credit: X17]
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April 25th, 2009 at 12:07 pm
LOL – “your movies suck”
April 25th, 2009 at 12:56 pm
This actually made me LOL. You’re awesome, Trent.
April 25th, 2009 at 1:27 pm
Some of us actually enjoy her movies. Plus, seriously, for her movies? As opposed to people who’ve actually done bad things like DUIs or not supported charities or assault. Yeah, that’s super classy, Trent.
April 25th, 2009 at 2:11 pm
@ II LOLLOLLOL! Goodness, I hope you’re joking. Not supporting charities is up there with DUIs and assault?!? I was going to comment on how funny I thought this post was, but you’re comment made me laugh harder.
April 25th, 2009 at 2:25 pm
@Sunny. Ditto!! lol
April 25th, 2009 at 2:42 pm
Not funny. Bad things, my ass. Funny how you never say a thing about bad things Paul Walker does – but I guess if it’s a hot guy, it’s okay to be in bad movies.
April 25th, 2009 at 2:43 pm
wow driving the WRONG WAY on a ONE WAY? uh, not cool.
April 25th, 2009 at 3:05 pm
@cowsli — when do I ever talk about Paul Walker? LOL!
April 25th, 2009 at 3:07 pm
@ll — omg, it’s a joke … a pretty funny one, too ;) I bet Jessica Alba has a better sense of humor than you seem to :)
April 25th, 2009 at 4:35 pm
she’s got more than enough money to pay the ticket.
April 26th, 2009 at 3:57 am
Haha funny one Trent coz sadly I don’t like her movies either! The sad thing is I really hope she was not trying to get out of that ticket… i mean she was driving the wrong way on a one-way street… that’s super dangerous.
April 26th, 2009 at 9:08 pm
She’s not the first human to drive the wrong way, on a one way street …
April 27th, 2009 at 6:50 am
Love her. She looks so cute! Who doesn’t try to charm and get out of a ticket?
April 27th, 2009 at 2:00 pm
Trent, the pic/caption made me literally LOL!