Jake Gyllenhaal Gets Grabby With Reese Witherspoon’s Booty
Mother goosed
The ever-watchful Hollywood.TV happened upon lovebirds Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspooon lookin’ all cozy in Indio, CA over the weekend (as you may recall, the pair were spotted lookin’ all coupley the Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival) and happened to get video of Jakey poo fondling Reese‘s bum as the pair walked together side-by-side:
Heh … that’s quite a goose, Jake! I never knew that you had it in you … or that Reese was that kind of girl ;) Yeah, something tells me that Reese prolly doesn’t mind being manhandled by Jake like this … not one bit. After the jump, check out video of Mr. Grabby Hands in action …
Well, it’s nice to see that Jake is gettin’ some ass … the lucky beyotch. Perhaps GyllenSpoon aren’t as sweet an innocent as we may have thought.
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Grabbing your g/f’s behind isn’t a bad thing. However, I don’t know that he’s actually grabbing her cheek. He’s putting a finger in (for lack of a better word) her crack.
Ew.
yeah.. ewww. She probably had some kind of itch and he has giving her a helping hand. Yeah, that was it.
It looked more awkward than loving but who knows how kinky they like it. The pictures, to me, looked rather centered and weird but the video is less so.
i doubt any of you three would be complaining if it was actually YOU, that jake had his hands on. give me a break! I know i would not be complaining,lol!
OK, just let me say it. It looks like he is giving the finger to the pap while giving the finger to Reese.
SHE WADDLES
Jake
That is no way to treat a fag hag.
Some people could think you’re heterosexual.
Sorry guys.
Jake does not f*ck fauxmance “girlfriend”.
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He could man handle me however he’d like
Maybe he was just pulling out a wedgie for her.
It must be love, because she doesnt have much of an ass to grab onto. Love you Jake and Reese! :)
Get a room guys!!
Yeah, I don’t think any of us would mind Jakey grabbing some ass!
xo
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Reese Witherspoon is a Hollywood Studio prostitute. She and Jake Gyllenhaal are very promiscuous and it is very danger to touch the hand of both. They can transmit for people sexuals illness and the @annus@ of Reese Witherspoon can transmit evry kind of syphilis, Hepatitis or #escrements@ bacterian.
They are anti-higienics and they haven’t any kind of “shame”. Lack of shame and opportunism is the maily addition of prostitution way of thinking!
Jake Gyllenhaal is a prostitute men whose make everything for money includ work as Boytoy of Old prostitutes too.
His next film would be made to make propaganda of Video Game.
Video Games are very dangerous for children and teenager because they are violents and they have lot of subiliminal messages.
What kind of dirty people Hollywood Studios like to show us!
Divorce is one of causes of poverty in our would. The woman whose are victim of this tragedy haven’t time to meet with her Boytoy in a teenager Festival l….let their children with a babbysitter …to tough the @penis@ of a dirty prostitute men on public places!
Let her children grouw up and discover that Jake Gyllenhaal played with her father and put a horner in Ryan Phillippe… and discover that Jake Gyllenhaal would like the money of her mother .
Let them wath that her mother practice prostitution in Hollywood Parties or Golden Globes and used the same dress, shoes and hair style of ex-friend of Jake Gyllenhaal Kirsten Dunst!
If the children of Reese Witherspoon don’t learn to be prostitute with her, she will have a big problem at home in future!
OK “d” Either you are trying to be a Miss USA contestant or Borat. Not sure which, but-um, maybe you should take your meds now.
“d”, WHAT??? What the F are you babbling about??
Please go take your meds!!