Apr 17, 2009
Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt Get A Marriage License
Plan unholy matrimony for tomorrow

A week ago today we learned that Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt were planning to get hitched this month on Saturday April 25 … and it turns out that that report was at least half right. Speidi have taken the first important step of tying the knot … Wednesday afternoon, they went to the courthouse to obtain a marriage license. But, while the original report claimed that the couple would be saying I Do on April 25, it turns out that that date is incorrect … according to TMZ, the couple are actually planning to be wed tomorrow:


So now we know why Heidi and Spencer went to the Bev Hills Courthouse on Wednesday. They said they didn’t get a marriage license — pants on fire. We’ve learned that’s exactly what they did. It’s under seal, but it’s real. And they’re getting hitched on Saturday. All invited guests will receive 10 copies of Heidi’s latest single… this part we’re guessing, but it’s a safe bet.

So, yeah … despite the bullshizz they are trying to pass off on this season of MTV‘s The Hills (you know, the part about how the couple are teetering on the brink of breaking-up because Spencer has been canoodling with a bartender named Stacie behind Heidi‘s back and she ain’t gonna take it anymore?), in actual reality the couple are as happy together as they ever were and are planning to make their union official. While I contend that Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt are the perfect match for one another, they don’t hold a candle to how perfect Heidi and Spencer are for one another. These two absolutely deserve one another and I would bet lots of moolah that they will be together forever. Joined by their equal desire for infamy (which is fueled by their unity and is strongest when they are together), their marriage will withstand the test of time. Altho they ain’t quite hitched yet, I suppose early congrats are in order … right?

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17 Comments. Add Yours

  1. Shannon says:

    Ugh, they make me sick.
    The hills sucks cause the only thing people wants to see if them BREAK UP lol.

  2. Bald Outing says:

    is this another weak publicity stunt?

  3. Mariah says:

    I was going to actually take the time to write something to profess my undying hatred for them since they’re such attention whorefaced douche bags, but I’m so over them that I can’t come up with anything clever to say anymore.

  4. Jennifer says:

    Do people still care? I can’t get past how fake the hills is to even remotely enjoy it any longer. Nevertheless I hope these two enjoy a long, fame whoring life together.

  5. Elle says:

    These two actually give me the serious creeps.

  6. Trish says:

    I seriously hope they never have kids.

  7. Winona says:

    Thank goodness that marriage in California has been reserved for people like this…

  8. Dori says:

    I cant stand them together and I’ve always firmly believed that the only reason that they are together is because they are the perfect example of: 1+1>2

  9. Katie says:

    This just makes me more furious about Prop 8. Right, because straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed since the sanctity of SPENCER & HEIDI’s, as well as Britney Spears’ 55-hour just-for-fun marriage, would be destroyed. Right, right? UGH.

  10. jazzyjess says:

    I feel bad knowing that one day Heidi will look in a mirror and see what she’s become, and the choices she’s made… but whatever at least I can now block her out forever quite easily.

  11. Blair says:

    He looks like he is so in love with her in that picture, notice the loving eye contact.

  12. Panti Christ says:

    I bet he smells like Snuggle dryersheets and that’s why her nose is up against him. LOL He just looks like that stupid teddybear to me

  13. SuziLee says:

    LOL @panti christ. I like snuggle… I don’t think he’d smell that good! ; )
    You KNOW that the “new Hills” will be all about those 2 D-Bags married & then – kill me now – having kids!!! It’s a set up since LC & Audrina are leavin the show. It’ll be all the Pratt brats. yey…

  14. Liz says:

    Don’t scare me like that, April 25 is my anniversary. I don’t want to share it with them.

  15. ugh! says:

    who effing cares?!
    don’t sink!

  16. Bonnie says:

    These two will do anything for their 15 minutes of fame.. they are sickening! I can’t wait till there is no longer anything anywhere about them!!

  17. Chloe says:

    no offence but think spencer kinda looks like a dog.

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