Last weekend, Paris Hilton posted a blogpost on her official My Space blog that alerted us to the fact that she and boyfriend Doug Reinhardt were “assaulted for no reason” at a club in Miami, FL. According to Hilton, the pair were manhandled by brawny security guys and her “knight in shining armor” boyfriend battled “like 6 guys” all by himself. Surely a heroic act like that would leave some sort of injury on Doug‘s pretty face. At last, we have proof that Doug did get injured. Here are a couple pics of the pair out on the town together last night (which is great news considering I wondered aloud earlier today if the couple’s hot romance was cooling down) where you can clearly see just how injured Doug got in his altercation with those “like 6 guys” in Miami last week:
What? What’s that you say? You can’t see any signs of injury on Doug‘s face that confirms the fact that he took on “like 6 guys” all by himself? Well, let’s take a closer look at his injury to see if we can find it:
Oh, there it is! See, now if I hadn’t heard about his heroism in Miami, FL last weekend I might’ve assumed that that little red spot on Doug‘s lip was just a cold sore or something like that. HMMM … now, wherever could Doug have gotten a cold sore from? Well, I guess it doesn’t matter cuz we can be sure that this heinous injury came as a result of his Miami brawl. What a hero! Paris is lucky to have him as her defender … don’t you think?
[Photo credit: X17]
LMAO… that could also be what you get as a result of kissing Paris Hilton…
they are soooooooo fake.
LMAO trent you are hilarious!!! :)
HEEERRRPPPPEEESSSSSS
Cold sore. And what is with the headband!?!?!
Oh dear, that poor lad should get himself to the hospital if he’s to survive the night. And his skank, I mean gal pal should probably get that infection checked out by a medical professional fow it get to someone else’s face.
herps from PHIL
Oh my, I hope he is going to be ok. By the looks of it, he could have easily been killed. Paris is lucky to have such a brave boyfriend to defend her virtue. Anyway Trent, you had me laughing.
oh this is silly. too silly.
Trent you’re so being sarcastic. GENIUS!
This is pretty funny! But I’ve got to say, I really don’t care about this guy or Paris for that matter. I think they are a bunch of attention whores and we keep giving them attention by reading and talking about them! shoot…i’m doing it now! ……Oh they are good!
Paris and everyone associated with her is just LAME!
OH. MY. GOD.
Pug Dilton = kill meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
You know Trent, I have a cuddly Pug named Mochi and every time I see “Pug Hilton” I cringe. Did ya have to disrespect my dog’s kind with that piece of trash?
For the record, Mochi could easily take on “like 6 guys” and sustain no damage.
dude has a venereal disease, probably got it from Steph Pratt
Wow, he is lucky to be alive, looks pretty brutal.
Ugh, Paris has money, she needs to invest in a mirror/stylist.
Paris should donate her “hard earned” cash to some charity to fund research for a cure for herpes and syphilis and all those other diseases she’s spreading.
Hehe Pug Dilton
Love it! (the name, NOT the couple. How the eff do people get away with such @ss-hattery these days?)