Doug Reinhardt Shows Off The Injuries Suffered From His ‘Assault’
Last weekend, Paris Hilton posted a blogpost on her official My Space blog that alerted us to the fact that she and boyfriend Doug Reinhardt were “assaulted for no reason” at a club in Miami, FL. According to Hilton, the pair were manhandled by brawny security guys and her “knight in shining armor” boyfriend battled “like 6 guys” all by himself. Surely a heroic act like that would leave some sort of injury on Doug’s pretty face. At last, we have proof that Doug did get injured. Here are a couple pics of the pair out on the town together last night (which is great news considering I wondered aloud earlier today if the couple’s hot romance was cooling down) where you can clearly see just how injured Doug got in his altercation with those “like 6 guys” in Miami last week:
What? What’s that you say? You can’t see any signs of injury on Doug’s face that confirms the fact that he took on “like 6 guys” all by himself? Well, let’s take a closer look at his injury to see if we can find it:
Oh, there it is! See, now if I hadn’t heard about his heroism in Miami, FL last weekend I might’ve assumed that that little red spot on Doug’s lip was just a cold sore or something like that. HMMM … now, wherever could Doug have gotten a cold sore from? Well, I guess it doesn’t matter cuz we can be sure that this heinous injury came as a result of his Miami brawl. What a hero! Paris is lucky to have him as her defender … don’t you think?
[Photo credit: X17]
Tags: Doug Reinhardt, Paris Hilton
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April 3rd, 2009 at 1:44 pm
LMAO… that could also be what you get as a result of kissing Paris Hilton…
April 3rd, 2009 at 1:49 pm
they are soooooooo fake.
April 3rd, 2009 at 1:55 pm
LMAO trent you are hilarious!!! :)
April 3rd, 2009 at 2:01 pm
HEEERRRPPPPEEESSSSSS
April 3rd, 2009 at 2:08 pm
Cold sore. And what is with the headband!?!?!
April 3rd, 2009 at 2:15 pm
Oh dear, that poor lad should get himself to the hospital if he’s to survive the night. And his skank, I mean gal pal should probably get that infection checked out by a medical professional fow it get to someone else’s face.
April 3rd, 2009 at 2:19 pm
herps from PHIL
April 3rd, 2009 at 2:40 pm
Oh my, I hope he is going to be ok. By the looks of it, he could have easily been killed. Paris is lucky to have such a brave boyfriend to defend her virtue. Anyway Trent, you had me laughing.
April 3rd, 2009 at 3:49 pm
oh this is silly. too silly.
April 3rd, 2009 at 4:26 pm
Trent you’re so being sarcastic. GENIUS!
April 3rd, 2009 at 4:29 pm
This is pretty funny! But I’ve got to say, I really don’t care about this guy or Paris for that matter. I think they are a bunch of attention whores and we keep giving them attention by reading and talking about them! shoot…i’m doing it now! ……Oh they are good!
April 3rd, 2009 at 5:00 pm
Paris and everyone associated with her is just LAME!
April 3rd, 2009 at 5:18 pm
OH. MY. GOD.
Pug Dilton = kill meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
April 3rd, 2009 at 7:07 pm
You know Trent, I have a cuddly Pug named Mochi and every time I see “Pug Hilton” I cringe. Did ya have to disrespect my dog’s kind with that piece of trash?
For the record, Mochi could easily take on “like 6 guys” and sustain no damage.
April 3rd, 2009 at 7:26 pm
dude has a venereal disease, probably got it from Steph Pratt
April 3rd, 2009 at 9:17 pm
Wow, he is lucky to be alive, looks pretty brutal.
Ugh, Paris has money, she needs to invest in a mirror/stylist.
April 4th, 2009 at 8:00 am
Paris should donate her “hard earned” cash to some charity to fund research for a cure for herpes and syphilis and all those other diseases she’s spreading.
April 5th, 2009 at 1:11 am
Hehe Pug Dilton
Love it! (the name, NOT the couple. How the eff do people get away with such @ss-hattery these days?)