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Last weekend, Paris Hilton posted a blogpost on her official My Space blog that alerted us to the fact that she and boyfriend Doug Reinhardt were “assaulted for no reason” at a club in Miami, FL. According to Hilton, the pair were manhandled by brawny security guys and her “knight in shining armor” boyfriend battled “like 6 guys” all by himself. Surely a heroic act like that would leave some sort of injury on Doug‘s pretty face. At last, we have proof that Doug did get injured. Here are a couple pics of the pair out on the town together last night (which is great news considering I wondered aloud earlier today if the couple’s hot romance was cooling down) where you can clearly see just how injured Doug got in his altercation with those “like 6 guys” in Miami last week:

What? What’s that you say? You can’t see any signs of injury on Doug‘s face that confirms the fact that he took on “like 6 guys” all by himself? Well, let’s take a closer look at his injury to see if we can find it:

Oh, there it is! See, now if I hadn’t heard about his heroism in Miami, FL last weekend I might’ve assumed that that little red spot on Doug‘s lip was just a cold sore or something like that. HMMM … now, wherever could Doug have gotten a cold sore from? Well, I guess it doesn’t matter cuz we can be sure that this heinous injury came as a result of his Miami brawl. What a hero! Paris is lucky to have him as her defender … don’t you think?

[Photo credit: X17]