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Here are a few photos of a very happy-looking Lindsay Lohan enjoying a day of sun and surf (literally) on her last day on the island of Maui, HI yesterday. She was joined by her little sister Aliana Lohan (who, apparently, has no other commitments to tend to these days and can afford to go on holiday with her big sister) for a day of surfing … behold:

Lindsay Lohan looked like she didn’t have a care in the world as she rode the waves in Hawaii yesterday. The actress laughed as she showed her ample surfing skills on the final day of her getaway in Hawaii. The 22-year-old has been holidaying on the paradise island in a bid to get away from it all after her split from Samantha Ronson three weeks ago. In contrast to the skimpy bikinis she has been wearing on her week-long vacation, Lindsay covered up her skinny figure with an ill-fitting black swimsuit. Earlier on Wednesday, Lindsay had spent another day relaxing by the pool and enjoying the sun with her younger sister Ali and a few friends. Following a heart-to-heart with DJ Samantha last Thursday night, the 22-year-old jetted to Hawaii for some much needed time out … In between swimming and enjoying the sun, Lindsay repeatedly checked her Blackberry for messages and made friends with a local dog. She also caught up on some reading with a telling book entitled The Little Teal Book Of Trust by Jeffrey Gitomer, which teaches the reader how to trust people and be trustworthy.

It really looks like this vacay is doing wonders for Lindsay‘s disposition. She always looks happy and really seems to be enjoying herself. Altho her little sister Ali should prolly be in school working on her scholastic education (you know, in case her attempt at a music career doesn’t really pan out), it appears that her presence in Hawaii to be with Lindsay has been helping her stay grounded:

Much like the isle of St. Lucia appears to have mellowed out Amy Winehouse, it seems as if the isle of Maui has done a bit of the same for Lindsay. But, alas, Lindsay‘s time in Hawaii has come to an end. Methinks that she will be returning to SoCal in no time … and will most likely reunite with Samantha Ronson who is also due back home in LA after her recent trip to NYC.

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Yesterday we learned the amazing news that Sarah Jessica Parker and her husband Matthew Broderick are expecting the birth of twin girls via surrogate this Summer and today we get to see a few photos of SJP running errands in the city on the days after news broke of her impending twins. Lookin’ very much like like her Sex and the City character Carrie Bradshaw, SJP was spotted running around Manhattan taking care of a few errands … which included a trip to the Just Kidding toy store in Chelsea:

Again, I have to say how thrilled I am that SJP and Matthew are going to be new parents again. Now that their little boy James Wilkie is 6 years old, I think it’s the perfect time for the couple to welcome new children into the family. By the looks of her purchases at the toy store, the new items she picked up are prolly for her 6 year old son rather than for her unborn baby girls. SJP picked up Crocodile Dentist, Art-Omino, Elite Fleet radio-controlled toy airplanes and Clue Suspects … most likely to make little James Wilkie feel loved now that everyone is making a fuss about the twin baby girls. I love SJP as a mom and I am very happy that her family is expanding. Altho there we cannot do a Bump Watch for SJP, I think we can still follow her progress as she awaits the arrival of her new babies.

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Never a pair to shy away from causing a scene, newlyweds Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt (who were married in a legal ceremony for the MTV cameras in Pasadena, CA last weekend) were forced to cut short their honeymoon to Cabo San Lucas, Mexico for fear of the spreading swine flu or H1N1 virus that is plaguing the country there. Making their grand arrival at LAX Airport while wearing surgical masks last night, Speidi made sure to pose for the cameras as they made their way thru the sea of paparazzi:

Only Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt would think to turn the threat of a flu pandemic into a publicity-seeking photo opportunity. The stars of The Hills, who will really stop at nothing to get attention from the paparazzi, put on a ridiculous display of affection as they touched down at Los Angeles airport yesterday. The pair kissed each other – through surgical masks – the moment they clapped eyes on a waiting pack of photographers. They had just flown in from a brief honeymoon in swine flu-hit Mexico, where Heidi also recorded a music video for her single Sex Ed. Heidi wrote on Twitter that she was ‘so sad to leave Mexico,’ but ‘ready to get out of pig flu country!’ Spencer told radio host Ryan Seacrest earlier this week that they were “definitely wearing face masks everywhere”. He added: “I’m not playing – I’m not trying to get pig flu. We’re in isolation, we’re in full hiding.” Well, not exactly. They did enjoy a beach stroll especially for the paparazzi.

Uh, yeah, THESE photos show that the couple were not in hiding and were happy to take thier little show to the beaches of Cabo San Lucas for a little more publicity. Did I ever occur to anyone that Mexico just decided to expel them back to the US to keep the infestation to a minimum? Just a guess. In any event, Speidi did managed to pull their masks down far enough so that they could exchange some of their own germs between them:

So now … whatever they’ve got individually they now share together. Fitting, no?

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