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Madonna and her much younger beau Jesus Luz made their way to the Kabbalah Centre in NYC for services — again — but, as per usual, made their entrances and exits separately … behold:

She wore black, he wore white … she dressed in work-out attire, he dressed in slick sportswear — they are perfect for one another. It’s interesting that she looks more bedraggled than he does … but at least she’s up and walking around (especially after her scary horse-riding accident last weekend). Glad to see that things appear to be going along swimmingly for Madonna & Child. Can you believe that these two are still going strong?

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New parents Alyson Hannigan and Alexis Denisof, who proudly showed off their newborn baby girl Satyana last weekend via Alyson‘s official Twitter profile, were spotted out and about in LA yesterday sans their new baby … could it be that Aly and Alexis managed to break-away from baby duty to get some alonetime?

Actually, it’s more likely that they had their little darling underwraps nearby or, perhaps, they did leave her with a grandmother or a nanny. I have to say, Alyson looks great … motherhood seems to be doing her wonders. Alexis looks great as usual. Hopefully the next time we get to see the happy new parents they’ll have little Miss Satyana with them ;)

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Dakota Fanning, who recently provided the voice of Coraline in the 3D animated film based on Neil Gaiman‘s book and who will portray the vampire character Jane in The Twilight Saga: New Moon, got herself all prettied up to attend her high school prom with some of her BFFs … here are a few photos of Dakota in her pink dress:

Apparently, this prom dress was first worn by Dakota on the red carpet for the premiere of Coraline back in February. Recycled dress or not, she looks great in it … and I’m happy to know that she was able to attend her prom like a normal teenage girl. No word on who she took as her prom date but it looks like she was rollin’ with her homettes all night long. My, my … the little ones do grow up very fast, don’t they?

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OY! After a long day of travel with much delay, David and I finally made it to Chicago, IL for our quick little Midwest vacay. We were forced to spend a bit more time in Salt Lake City, UT than we had planned but we managed to get out of there and into Chicago before any of the real bad weather forced us to get stranded. On the flight from LA to Salt Lake, the plane was wifi-enabled which was very cool. I was able to post more information about the sad passing of Bea Arthur while I was in midair (incidentally, I am still very sad about her death … that woman was truly awesome). I also managed to beat everyone on the plane in a round of Trivia — a fact that I’m very proud of ;) In Salt Lake, David and I drowned our sorrows in the airport lounge (and we got to see the famed Salt Lake) … but we finally made it to Chicago at just before 11pm:

We recieved a very warm welcome at the Hard Rock Hotel, where we will be staying for the duration of our visit. Everyone here is so damn polite, I had forgotten how great it is to be in the Midwest again. The Hard Rock Hotel provided us with a nice bottle of champagne and some snacks to get us situated in our beautiful suite. This is my second stay at the Hard Rock Hotel here in Chicago and, just like before, we’ve been treated amazingly well. I just love it here.

Sarah and Mark came over to our suite for a visit and we got to hang out and catch up for a couple of hours before we all crashed. It’s been raining all morning long but the sun is starting to come out … I’m anxious to get out into the city. It’s great to be in Chicago again!

• Rue McClanahan remembers Bea Arthur.
• Salma Hayek got hitched … again.
• Casey Aldridge, Jamie-Lynn Spears‘s babydaddy, has been hospitalized.
• Slumdog Millionaire co-stars Dev Patel and Freida Pinto coupling up in real life?
• Bob Dylan, Willie Nelson and John Mellencamp are touring baseball parks this Summer.
• Michael Jackon‘s driver turns himself in after hitting and running with Jacko‘s car.
• Ruh-ro! Snoop Dogg owes some back taxes, y’all.
• The folks at FOX are “eager” to hang on to both Simon Cowell and Paula Abdul.
• Tom Welling (Smallville) is 32, T-Boz of TLC is 39, Jet Li is 46 and Carol Burnett is 76 years old today. Click HERE to see who else is celebrating a birthday today.
• Click HERE to find out who tops the list of Hollywood’s Hardest Working Mothers.

It is time, once again, to feast our eyes on the beloved Hot Dude of the Week and enjoy all the bounty provided by the exquisite male form. This week we get to say hello to John … a Hot Dude most befitting our close attention:

Some of you may recall that we first met John last Summer and here he is again, brightening up our Sunday once more. It’s pretty insane how proportionally perfect his muscleage is. I’m actually very happy to see that the lad is quite comfortable wearing little to nothing … all he needs is a pair of white undies and a backwards ballcap and he’s all set, ready to go. I greatly approve. It’s photos like this one of John that makes me very happy that it’s Sunday :)

All American Guys, from whence the Weekend Hotness photos come from, is hosting their 10th Anniversary party at Eleven in West Hollywood, CA on June 6 and various Hot Dudes who have been featured here on the site will be in attendance. I am planning to be at the event and have been invited to particiapte in some capacity at the party. I don’t know about you but the prospect of getting to hang out with some of the Hot Dudes of the Week in the flesh is very attractive to me ;) I believe that tickets for the shindig are available and further info can be gotten HERE. Woot! It sounds like a kickass party … I can’t wait!!

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John Mayer made his way out to Santa Monica, CA yesterday in order to get in a little work-out with his personal trainer and homeboy busted out some sweet kick-boxing moves for us to enjoy:

At last, the mystery is solved. Now we now know how Mayer is able to get all the hot chicks to flock to him. It seems clear to me that no woman would be able to deny a man with sweet moves like this. I mean, he gets bonus points for flexibility alone! Don’t you think that John Mayer is such a ladykiller? Please Mayer, don’t hurt ‘em.

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After spending time together on Thursday and Friday night, Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson were spotted parting ways on Saturday morning … after the couple emerged from Samantha‘s house — where the couple were holed up together all night long. HMMM … sleeping over already so soon after a break-up, L. Ron?

I suppose it’s possible that the girls stayed up all night long painting each other’s toenails and braiding one another’s hair … but it is also possible that they were rekindling in full their failed romance (if you catch my drift). I, for one, would like to believe that they were doing all three ;) I understand the girls parted ways because Samantha had to fly off to NYC for a DJ gig but it really does look like L. Ron is back on track. Sleep-overs tend to lead to nookie. I can think of no better way to mend broken hearts than with make-up nook :)

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Welp … they finally did it. Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt were finally legally wed in a lavish ceremony in Pasdena, CA yesterday afternoon after a couple of mis-starts for the couple (who, as you may recall, attempted to get married previously but never followed thru legally). Taped for the season (series?) finale of The Hills, Speidi said I Do in front of a select group of family and friends at the Westminster Presbyterian Church:

Heidi Montag is officially Mrs. Spencer Pratt. The Hills stars got married in an early evening ceremony at the Westminster Presbyterian Church in Pasadena, Calif., on Saturday, PEOPLE has confirmed. Montag, 22, and Pratt, 25, exchanged vows before about 200 guests, including Audrina Patridge, Kristin Cavallari, Brody Jenner and Frankie Delgado. The bride wore jewels from Neil Lane, including a pear-shaped diamond floral necklace with multiple diamond chains layered over it, diamond earrings and diamond hairpins, which she picked out the day before the nuptials. Pratt borrowed a pair of diamond cufflinks from the jeweler for the big day.

Early Saturday, the couple arrived at the church in a white Rolls Royce Phantom. Before the ceremony, an airplane flew overhead and wrote “Spencer loves Heidi” in the sky. Pratt, looking dapper in a black suit, smiled and signed autographs for fans outside the church. Meanwhile, Montag posted multiple updates on Twitter throughout the day. “This is going to be the best day of my life,” she wrote at one point. “Thank you God for Spencer.” She also described her wedding dress as “amazing – like a swan princess.”

After making multiple statements that she would not be attending the wedding, Lauren LC Conrad ended up attending the nuptials after all … opting to make a small cameo (most likely for the cameras) before making a hasty exit before the ceremony was over. After the jump, read some more deets from the Speidi wedding, check out a couple pics of LC making her exit from the church and find out which of Heidi‘s single lady friends ended up catching her bouquet (PLUS see which bartender lady also attended the Speidi nuptials) …