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Amy Winehouse, who is reportedly in the market to adopt a child from the Caribbean paradise island of St. Lucia, was spotted enjoying a walk on the beach all by her lonesome this weekend. You will note from these new photos that Amy was smoking one of those famous “hand-rolled” cigs all the while. HMMM. Do you suppose that this kind of behavior might ensure that no court in their right mind would give Amy Winehouse a child?

Amy Winehouse is planning to adopt a St Lucian child after telling friends that she wants to make the Caribbean island her permanent home. The 25-year-old singer now apparently sees herself as the ‘Angelina Jolie of St Lucia’ and wants to help poor and underprivileged children. “Amy is seriously thinking about adopting,” says my source. “But she is aware it’s going to be incredibly difficult with her background.” The news comes just a few weeks after it was revealed that her estranged husband Blake Fielder-Civil had made a woman pregnant at a Sheffield rehabilitation clinic. Adds the source: “Amy’s gutted about Blake becoming a dad and moving on so quickly. She has always wanted to be a mother. She loves St Lucia and would move there for good in order to adopt.” Her spokesman said: “Amy was talking about adopting in the context of looking after children on the island, perhaps through some kind of music and education-based project.”

Um, no. While Amy can smoke whatever she likes, I find it HIGHLY unlikely that she will be allowed to care for children in any context. She really needs to focus on taking care of herself before she can even being to think about taking care of someone else.

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Musicians aren’t the only famous folk appearing at the Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival in Indio, CA this weekend … no sir, celebs like Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal are also gettin’ their kicks in the desert this weekend with the regular folk who paid to attend. Here are a couple pics of Gyllenspoon lookin’ all couple at the fest yesterday afternoon:

But the couple saved all their lurvin’ up on one another for Jenny Lewis‘ performance which the couple watched from backstage together:

Awwww so sweet! Yeah, it looks like Gyllenspoon are still very much together … in love or whatever. I’m tryin’ really hard not to hate … so I will say that they look really cute together. Even still … BLAH!!!

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Yesterday afternoon David and I got an early start and managed to get out of the house at about 12:30 so that we could enjoy some of the beautiful weather. We had to make a quick trip over the hill into the Valley to pick up a package and decided to stay for the rest of the afternoon. We grabbed a snack at Outback (cheese fries, yummmmmmmmmmmm) and then caught a matinee of Crank: High Voltage:

Let me be perfectly clear … Crank is an effed up movie but it’s fun as hell. For the sequel, they decided to turn the story into an actual video game … complete with multiple lives, power ups and gross over-the-top violence. It really struck me as a live-action version of Grand Theft Auto. When the shoot-out in the strip joint took place and a stripper’s fake breasts started leaking silicone after she was shot … I kinda had a feeling it was gonna get more gratuitous from there. The movie is rated R and will not be for everyone … but David and I really enjoyed it. It’s not very PC and can oftentimes be offensive but everyone is offended pretty equally and sometimes you just gotta go with the flow. Crank: High Voltage is a crazy ass film … if cartoony violence is your thing then you might want to check it out.

After the movie, David and I finally got around to picking up some patio furniture for our balcony so now we have a place to sit when we go out there. The rest of the night was spent at home. Nice, quiet … perfect.

This afternoon, we make our way down to Anaheim, CA for our second Britney Spears concert … very exciting. We might even get out of the house again for a late lunch … we’ll see. I have a hankering for some fish tacos from Wahoo’s.

• Amy Winehouse to adopt a St. Lucian child?
• Jackie Chan thinks that the Chinese people need to be controlled more.
• Kelly Clarkson is her biggest fan.
• Desperate Housewives has 2 marriage proposals on the horizon.
• Spencer Pratt challenges Ashton Kutcher to a new “strong>Twitter War”.
• Janeane Garofalo snubs Rush Limbaugh and Lynne Cheney on the set of 24.
• Hayden Christensen is 28, Kate Hudson is 30, James Franco is 31 and Suge Knight is 44 years old today. Click HERE to see who else is celebrating a birthday today.
• Eric Bana‘s hairdo causes delays.

Hunka Hunka … it is time, once again, to feast our eyes on the Hot Dude of Week and today we get to gawk at a very buff, very meaty football bloke named Charlie … behold:

HMMM. Nice. Altho Charlie looks a bit forlorn, I’m sure he takes pride in his physical fitness and appreciates our appreciation for all of his hard work. So … appreciate away!! Enjoy!!!

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Celebs from the big screen, the small screen, the stage and more made their way out to the Nokia Theatre here in downtown Los Angeles, CA yesterday evening to attend and participate in the 2009 GLAAD Media Awards … which honors achievement in GLBT visibility in the media. Here are a few photos from the awards show itself and some info from the glitzy ceremony:

Civil rights group GLAAD honored the movie “Milk” and singled-out Reverend Gene Robinson and comedian Kathy Griffin for their work at a Saturday night gala highlighting issues such as gay marriage and equality. Talk program “The Ellen DeGeneres Show” was given a GLAAD Media Award for its episode “Ellen & Portia’s Wedding Day,” covering DeGeneres’ wedding to actress Portia de Rossi. DeGeneres dedicated the honor to Carl Walker-Hoover, an 11 year-old Massachusetts boy who killed himself earlier this month because school kids bullied him and called him “gay.” “In my opinion, we are not fighting for gay rights, we are fighting for equal rights,” DeGeneres told the black tie crowd at Los Angeles’ Nokia Theater. The 2009 awards marked the 20th year that films, TV shows, performers and others have been honored by GLAAD, the Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation. “Milk,” about slain gay rights activist Harvey Milk, was named best film. “Desperate Housewives” was chosen best TV comedy, and “Brothers and Sisters” was named top TV drama. GLAAD President Neil Giuliano spoke to the audience about the impact TV shows such as “The L Word” and movies like “Brokeback Mountain” have had on introducing audiences to all sorts of lesbian and gay characters and issues they face. Giuliano touched on marriage and said that despite setbacks like the passage of California’s Proposition 8 which denied gay men and women the right to marry in that state, progress has been made in other states where gay weddings are now legal. “As we learned in Iowa and Vermont, ignorance and hate does not stop the march of social justice,” Giuliano said. While many of the night’s speeches focused on social and political issues — as expected for the activist group — the night also featured a lot of comedy and music. Comedian Kathy Griffin accepted the Vanguard Award for her work in the gay community. She dressed in a bikini with a white, gay marriage ribbon, pinned to the bottom. The makers of video sensation “Prop 8: The Musical,” a parody of the conservative campaign backing Proposition 8, were singled-out with a special recognition award, and the musical number was performed on stage. The Right Reverend V. Gene Robinson, the first openly gay Bishop in the Episcopal church, was given an honorary award for his work as a religious leader and activist. Last month, GLAAD held a ceremony in New York City where it handed out other media awards. A similar event is planned for May in San Francisco.

I really love that the GLAAD Media Awards are handed out in LA, NY and San Francisco … issues of GLBT visibility are too large for just one ceremony. Much love and congrats to all the folks who work tireless to help foster and spread positive images of the gay community, pushing the boundaries of discrimination further and further away. The work is long and hard and nowhere near complete … until justice and equality for all is achieved in this country, the work carries on. Again, congrats to those folks who keep on keepin’ on. Click HERE for a full list of award winners from the LA portion of the GLAAD Media Awards. My dear friend Darion was able to attend the GLAAD Media Awards yesterday and he managed to get a fun photo with one of his fave celebs:

Don’t they look great? Kathy Griffin looks stunning. Trust me, Darion was geeked beyond words. Woot!!

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Yesterday was Day 2 of the Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival in Indio, CA and it was full of both great and notsogreat performances from a bunch of pretty amazing music artists. Amy Winehouse was originally tapped to play the mainstage on Day 2 of Coachella this year but due to her being on trial in the UK for allegedly assaulting a fan, her visa was denied and she was unable to make it out for the fest. Instead, new mom M.I.A. was chosen to take her place as a mainstage headliner … which, reportedly, didn’t go very well. Here are a few photos of some of the acts that played yesterday — including Amanda Palmer, Perry Farrell (who performed with Thievery Corporation) and Brandon Flowers of The Killers — along with some deets about what went down at the fest yesterday:

M.I.A. gave the main stage at Coachella her best shot. It just didn’t work out. After a strong start, a few hiccups, and a somewhat listless finale, the Grammy-nominated new mom declared at the end of her hour-long set in the desert that “next time I’m back in the tent.” “I want to be in the sweat,” she said. M.I.A. had performed twice in smaller tents at the music festival, in its tenth year and one of the nation’s most prestigious. She noted earlier, “I really don’t know how to bring it on the main stage.” And her live show staples — climbing on speakers, dancing body-to-body with the crowd — didn’t quite fit the new digs. When she tried to bring some of the audience onstage Saturday night, security guards thwarted most fans. M.I.A. ended up on a platform above the crowd performing “Bird Flu,” and asked when it was over: “Can we get some order in the place? My baby’s waiting.” She gave birth to a son in February, a few days after the Grammys. The Killers took the main stage to close the evening. The Las Vegas-based group, who began with their most recent single “Human,” appeared far more comfortable in the setting. Wearing a black No Limit Records T-shirt, sneakers and jeans with Day-Glo green lining, M.I.A. performed songs from her two most recent albums and gave up the spotlight to Baltimore-based protege Rye Rye for a song. While she moved alongside Day-Glo-clad dancers for a lively opening number, she stood stiffly at other times behind a podium adorned with microphones as if at a news conference. Roaming into the audience with help of a piggyback ride, she finished with crowd favorite “Paper Planes,” lifted to hit status by appearances in “Pineapple Express” and “Slumdog Millionaire.” But the British-born, Sri-Lankan-bred rapper pushed back against Hollywood. She slyly referenced her status as Coachella replacement for Amy Winehouse, who canceled due to visa trouble, by singing “They tried to make me do the Oscars. I said no, no, no.” And, she noted, “I want to let you know that just ‘cuz I did the Grammys, it doesn’t mean I’ve gone all sold out.” Though she wasn’t embracing Hollywood, some of its regulars certainly wanted to be around for her. Zac Efron was seen ducking out of the fest’s VIP area in the afternoon Saturday, and Paris Hilton posed for pictures with her new boyfriend during Thievery Corporation’s popular main stage set just before M.I.A. Also performing Saturday were Joss Stone, TV On The Radio, Fleet Foxes — who apologized to fans after suffering repeated technical problems — and Travis Barker and DJ AM, who had the dance tent crowd roaring at their drum-assisted remixes of pop hits. Exact figures weren’t released but crowds at the three-day festival appear to have more than doubled the approximate 75,000 population of this community southeast of Palm Springs … Temperatures, climbing throughout the fest, were expected to hit the high 90s on Sunday, which features the Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Public Enemy, My Bloody Valentine and the Cure.

Yeah, M.I.A. is best when she performs in a smaller setting. Her shows are all about the music and the energy from the crowd. With a massive sea of people dissipating the energy she tries to whip up, I can see how the performance might’ve fell a bit flat. In any event, she did her thang and prolly rightly concluded that she does better in the intimacy of the tents rather than the expansive mainstage. I hear the other performances were pretty kickass … sounds like fun. Tonight is the final night of the fest … and I’m sure all the desert folk will have a blast. David and I, on the other hand, will be making our way down to Anaheim, CA to see our second Britney Spears show :)

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Earlier today we learned that Madonna suffered an accident in the Hamptons, NY after she fell off a horse she was riding there last evening but earlier in the day, she and her family (including her newly returned toyboy Jesus Luz) were having a grand ol’ time together getting their church on at the Kabbalah Centre in NYC. Here are a few photos of Madonna and her entire brood — including original babydaddy Carlos Leon, daughter Lourdes Maria, eldest son Rocco John, youngest child David Banda and eldest child friend Jesus Luz — making their grand exit from the Centre yesterday morning:

Passers-by outside New York’s Kabbalah centre must have performed a double-take when Madonna and her entourage turned up yesterday. For the Material Girl not only brought her on/off toyboy Jesus Luz, but her ex Carlos Leon also came along. Fueling rumours that the 50-year-old is back with the Brazilian model, 22, the Queen of pop left the centre with Luz and her three children in tow. Leon, is of course, father to Madonna’s eldest child, Lourdes, 12. Also in attendance was her adopted son, David Banda, and Rocco – but his father, Guy Ritchie, was noticeably absent. It’s the second time Madonna has been spotted with Luz since she announced on Twitter that the pair had split. The singer split from the model, who 28 years her junior, days before flying to Malawi in a failed attempt to adopt the three-year-old child Mercy James. It was reported at the time that Madonna had been told there was disquiet in the country about her lifestyle. But since her request to take Mercy James back to New York was refused, it appears Madonna has rekindled her romance with her ex. She is currently appealing after her bid to adopt orphaned Mercy was rejected by the Malawian courts.

Talk about an entourage … that’s quite a happy family she’s got there. It’s a shame their happy togetherness had to be marred by her accident last evening but at least we know that her day started out much better than it ended. It appears that Jesus Luz is back in full swing as Maddy‘s companion and, barring interference from Immigration, will likely be spending a lot of time together. I suspect Chuy is currently keeping vigil by Madonna‘s bedside in the hospital like a good little toyboy should. Again, I do hope that Madonna suffered no serious injuries and that she will be back on her feet very soon.

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Lindsay Lohan, who has been newly single for the past week or so, was spotted out on the town for the nth night of partying in a row … and it’s starting to show. Lindsay was spotted falling all over the place, even with assistance from a friend of hers that tried to keep her from eating the pavement, Friday night lookin’ a bit worse for the wear … behold:

After 10 days of non-stop partying it’s not surprising that Lindsay Lohan was looking exhausted when she emerged from her Hollywood house today. Just yesterday the Mean Girls star looked to be over the worst of her break-up, looking stunning at a fashion party in LA. But today was a different story – pale and bleary-eyed, the actress attempted to hide her face with a trilby hat. A far cry from her polished red carpet image, Lindsay’s ripped jeans, creased grey jacket and scruffy scarf made an unlikely accessory of her towering platform wedge shoes. Friends are said to be concerned about Lindsay’s mental state in the wake of her split from DJ Samantha Ronson. The pair ended their notoriously tempestuous relationship after the 22-year-old branded her DJ girlfriend a cheat on Twitter two weeks ago. And the actress’ behaviour has become increasingly erratic over the past week.

As you may recall, Lindsay immediately took the piss out of speculation about her break-up with Samantha Ronson by appearing in a pretty comical video for Funny or Die last week but has since been seeing whooping it up with friends and family (including 15 year old little sister Ali Lohan) on a nightly basis. It looks like she is really doing it up hardcore … one hopes that she is not drinking again but, well, sober people rarely look like this when they are, you know, walking. I understand that Linds has made her way to Las Vegas to attend Mel B‘s new LV show Peepshow … here’s hoping that L. Lo will have the strength to resist the temptations afforded by Sin City. Do you think she can do it?

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Last evening The New York Post broke the story that Madonna suffered another fall while riding horseback in the Hamptons and reported that her Madgesty had to be taken away by ambulance strapped to board (as you may recall, Maddy fell from a horse back in 2005 and suffered a broken collarbone, hand and ribs). The story didn’t immediately indicate that her injuries were very severe but I imagine that every single precaution that could be taken was taken just to be safe. Here is a photo of Madonna riding on a horse when she did a little promo stunt with David Letterman in NYC a few years ago (it was the first time she got back on a horse after her 2005 fall) and the deets on what went down in the Hamptons yesterday:

Madonna took a nasty spill while horseback riding in the Hamptons this afternoon. The 50-year-old pop icon, decked out in full riding gear and helmet, was doing jumps at famed photographer Steven Klein’s horse farm in Bridgehampton when she fell around 4:20 p.m. After the fall, about 10 people, including 22-year-old boy toy Jesus Luz, nervously gathered around her before emergency workers arrived. She was carried into an ambulance on a backboard and rushed to Southampton Hospital with Klein by her side. A police source said the injuries did not appear serious and she was taken to the hospital for precautionary reasons. The Material Mom’s day began when she and her sons Rocco, 8, and David, 3, took a helicopter from Manhattan and landed at East Hampton airport around 2p.m. She then went straight to Klein’s compound for what should have been a relaxing day in the sun. Some of her luggage was taken to actress and good friend’s Gwyneth Paltrow nearby home. This isn’t the Pop Queen’s first riding mishap. In 2005, she broke several bones — including three cracked ribs, a broken collarbone and a broken hand — when she lost her balance riding on her London complex on her 47th birthday. Last fall, when her divorce to Guy Ritchie was announced, reports speculated her marriage ended after he coldly reacted to that slip. “If you can pinpoint an exact event or incident which spelled the death knell for them as a couple, Madonna’s horse-riding accident was it,” a close family friend told London’s Sun.

Madonna‘s manager Guy Oseary immediately posted a tweet (message) to his official Twitter profile blaming the incident on the paparazzi, he wrote:

Madonna‘s rep Liz Rosenberg echoes the blame on the paparazzi and states that Madonna will be hospitalized and kept under observation to ensure that she is OK. I hope for Madonna‘s sake that nothing was broken and that she is uninjured. Horse accidents like this can be deadly. I’m sure that all of our thoughts and prayers are with her for a speedy recovery.

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