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Octomom Nadya Suleman, famous for birthin’ 8 babies at once to add to her already sizable single-parent family that had 6 children already, is featured on the cover of the new issue of Life & Style magazine. In her coverstory interview, Suleman apparently answers all the questions the world is dying (?) to know. Here is the Ocotomom and 7 of her babies (the 8th was still hospitalized by the time this issue went to print) on the cover of L&S mag along with a portion of her “big interview”:

In a two-hour sit-down interview with Life & Style, Nadya opens up about the choices she’s made, the father of her children and reveals the truth behind all the rumors. Nadya Suleman’s home in La Habra, Calif., should be a scene of chaos, yet when Life & Style arrived on April 4, things were quiet and serene. Nadya seemed less concerned with her appearance than spending time with her kids. “This is who I am,” Nadya says. “There are so many lies out there, and they’re all just so different from the person I really am.” Here, in her first extensive print interview, Nadya finally sets the record straight for Life & Style.

L&S: You’ve never talked about the birth itself. What did it feel like to give birth to eight babies?
Nadya: It was extraordinarily painful. With that many babies, it feels like your insides are being torn apart. The babies were ripping apart my organs. Afterward, people thought I went into hiding. I wasn’t in hiding — I was in pain. I could hardly move.

L&S: Did you ever dream of having a family the traditional way?
Nadya: No. I was married at one point, but it didn’t work out. I decided to go on my reproductive journey alone. But people think I just woke up one day and decided to start a family. I’ve been trying to have kids since I was 19 years old! I’m 33 now. I’d just been saving my money. I was a psychiatric technician — almost every day I was working 16-hour days. For years, I worked non-stop until I saved for the first four in vitros.

L&S: How did you approach the babies’ father to donate the sperm?
Nadya: Years ago, I said, “Hypothetically speaking, would you ever help a friend have children?” He said he would. And I said, “Then help me.” And he did. I kept going back to him, and year after year, he kept helping me. He was upset when I did it again. He said the same thing everyone else did: “You have six beautiful children — why do you want more?”

L&S: Baby No. 8, Jonah, is still at Kaiser Permanente Hospital waiting to be released. What’s wrong?
Nadya: He has a little cleft on his lip. But it’s not a big deal. It’s cosmetic. Eventually, they can close it. Jonah won’t be coming home until he gains a little weight. He’s only 4 pounds but he’s growing bigger and stronger every day.

L&S: Are you going to do a reality show?
Nadya: Absolutely not! I have no interest in being famous. I’d love to vanish from the public eye as soon as I can.

I suppose if there ever was a way for a person to get rich and famous from having babies, this is the way to do it. I have a hard time believing that Suleman will not eventually do a TV show of some kind. It’s still pretty crazy how quickly the story of these octuplets went from being a happy surprise to, what amounts to, a major marketing phenomenon. It’s only been a little over 2 months since these babies were born — and since the birth of the Octomom — and she’s already become a pretty big part of the public nomenclature. I have to admit, I’m really curious to read this 8-page interview in full. I know it’s totally wrong but everyone loves a freakshow. Who knows what’s next for Nadya Suleman but if there is money to be made, I’m convinced she’ll figure out a way to make it happen. OY!

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The unending barrage of celebrity fragrances continues its ceaseless onslaught with the arrival of yet another product to fill the shelves at your friendly neighborhood CVS Pharmacy. Avril Lavigne, the Sk8r girl herself, has released a smell called Black Star and she urges you to, “Be Your Own Star”:

I understand that Black Star perfume is but the first in a line of toiletries that Avril plans to unleash on the unsuspecting public. Very soon, YOU will be able to fill your medicine cabinets with things as varied as after shave, bath oil, bath soap, shower gel, body shampoo, and body lotion. Doesn’t that sound swell? I’m not entirely sure what I think Avril Lavigne smells like but something tells me that I wouldn’t be too interested to find out. Are any of y’all interested in smelling like Avril? Any guesses what she/this perfume smells like?

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Earlier this week, Madonna was spotted out on the town in London with her BFF Stella McCartney but last night she spent some time with a mysterious new fella who looks *nothing* like the sort of guy that Madge would be in to:

To be honest, he looks more like her lawyer than her new romantic interest … I understand that the pair dined together at Assaggi restaurant in Notting Hill and that he followed her home afterward. It must be business. It must.

In other Madonna news, according to the mayor of Pacentro her Madgesty has pledged to donate $500,000 to the victims of the deadly Italian earthquake that has, thus far, taken the lives of 272 people:

The mayor of an Italian town shaken by Monday’s earthquake says Madonna has promised $500,000 to help people in need. Fernando Caparso, the mayor of Pacentro, the mountainside village where two of the pop star’s grandparents were born, told The Associated Press on Wednesday that that he had spoken to the pop star’s manager. He said he was deeply moved by Madonna’s effort to assist the town as well as surrounding areas. Pacentro, 100 kilometers (60 miles) from hard-hit L’Aquila, felt Monday’s earthquake but didn’t suffer major damage. Caparso said most of the donation would go to areas harder hit. Liz Rosenberg, the pop singer’s spokeswoman, said Madonna had pledged a “substantial amount,” but didn’t disclose the exact figure.

What an amazingly generous gesture. I’m sure some folks out there will find some way to turn this amazing donation into a negative but I, for one, am happy to celebrate it. It is so easy to discount the painful loss and misery that can follow a tragedy like this when it happens half a world away. I think it’s commendable for someone in Madonna‘s position to pledge any aid to the suffering victims. Well done, Madonna.

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Last November MTV aired the documentary Britney: For The Record which took viewers behind the scenes of the life of Britney Spears and gave fans a taste of what it’s like to live her life. Britney: For The Record was released on DVD yesterday (as was reported earlier this year) and includes a few bonus scenes that were no included in the original airing of the doc … new scenes that provide even more enlightening of Britney‘s sometimes frantic life:

So as not to spoil the “surprise” in this clip, I shant go into what is really going on in this vid … but I will say that it is a very sweet and very poignant moment in Britney‘s rehabilitation that might move you just a little. While the surprise is really fun, my fave part of the clip is her confusion for the first half of the video. After the jump, check out the bonus clip titled Day 57: A Surprise from Britney: For The Record in full …

The beautiful Halle Berry is featured on the cover and in the pages of the new issue of Harper’s Bazaar magazine lookin’ about as purdy as she ever has before. In her coverstory interview, Halle does a bit of promo for her new fragrance while she tells the magazine how wonderful her life has been since the birth of her daughter Nahla Ariela. Here is Halle‘s Harper’s Bazaar magazine cover and a portion of her coverstory interview:

One doesn’t want to enter the Berry/Aubry residence in Los Angeles feeling less than fantastic. Because the image that greets you — by the pristine pool, past the vegetable garden, and under a blazing blue sky — could be detrimental to one’s self image. Halle, 42, and her partner, model Gabriel Aubry, who met on a Versace shoot in 2005, and baby Nahla are, to quote that great fashion sage Derek Zoolander, “really, really, really good-looking.” Gabriel, carrying Nahla, bids adieu, while Halle, relaxed in a long black jersey dress, retires to the art-filled pool house to talk

Laura Brown: Tell me how you keep your mojo.
Halle Berry: I have a 33-year-old man. That’ll keep your mojo mojo-in’.

LB: How has your body changed since you had Nahla?
HB: Having a baby takes so much from you. It’s the most glorious thing you’ll ever do, but the aftermath is not so glorious! So now I’m having to exercise, eat a little bit differently, take a lot more vitamins.

LB: Do you ever go on a food binge?
HB: I like Doritos. I’m usually watching The Biggest Loser eating Doritos.

LB: What do you think of actresses who say they don’t work at staying slinky?
HB: God bless them if they’re telling the truth. It’s questionable if they are. I always had to diet. I’m diabetic, so it’s a lifestyle for me anyway just to stay healthy and not end up in the hospital.

LB: What works for you fashionwise?
HB: I’m not the girl for superhigh fashion because I don’t have the right body. When I want to get dressed up, I’m a Roberto Cavalli girl. Also, Dolce & Gabbana, Versace, Calvin Klein …

LB: You once wrote that the only wardrobe you need for sex is a tank top and pumps. Do you still maintain that?
HB: Oh, yes. Any pumps! You just need length to your legs.

LB: Does having a fulfilling family life decrease your desire to work?
HB: I used to work a lot because I had nothing better to do. What I’ve learned, especially by having a baby, is that you can’t bring that stuff home anymore. For example, I was alone filming Monster’s Ball. I was married to someone else, and he wasn’t really around much. Thank God that was only a 20-day shoot.

LB: With your fragrance, Halle by Halle Berry, you are selling the essence of yourself. How will women respond?
HB: I think there’s a certain level of trust that I have with women. I’ve always been honest, even when I haven’t had good times in my life or my movie bombed or I’ve had great success. I’ve owned up to all of it. I’ve said, Hey, this is who I am; take me or leave me. I’m pretty simple and pretty natural. I’m not one of these people who wear a face full of makeup so I look like I have on a mask. What you see is what you get.

LB: How is this reflected in the scent?
HB: I wanted it to smell like fig and mimosa. Well, it’s not quite that simple! I thought, Oh, God, I have to add something else because the worst thing is when you put a fragrance on and an hour later it’s gone. So I had to then add other smells to try to give a well-rounded product.

LB: What’s your next project?
HB: There’s this movie called Nappily Ever After. It’s beautiful, funny, but has a deep message about women. Women slave for their hair! It’s all about how we compare ourselves to other women, how we size ourselves up. It’s a look at this one woman’s life, and she goes through this metamorphosis when she gets rid of her hair. Not only does she feel different, but people treat her differently. She’s now more like an alien than the hottest chick on the block. She’s got to reboot and discover who she really is.

LB: For the role, do you plan to shave your head on camera?
HB: Yes. I’m scared to death. I just hope my reaction fits into the story. If it’s uncontrollable screaming, it might be a different type of movie.

LB: What are your guilty pleasures?
HB: Very boring, but I buy baby clothes online. Nahla can’t wear all the clothes I’ve bought, and we don’t go anywhere because I can’t deal with the paparazzi. Gabriel’s always like, “She doesn’t even leave the house! Halle, you’ve got to stop.”

LB: Nahla is a beautiful girl — amazing, given her challenged parents.
HB: Let her be sweet because I believe beauty is as beauty does. My hope is that she is sweet and kind because no matter how beautiful you are, ugly ain’t cute.

LB: Would you ever get married again?
HB: No. I’m done. Also, I happened to find a person who feels done too, and he’s never even been married before. So it works.

LB: More children?
HB: Yes. My pregnancy was amazing. I was happy that whole time, I felt good, I had energy, I was like Superwoman. I wish I could feel like that for the rest of my life, that’s how fantastic it was.

LB: Last year was kind of super for women in Hollywood too.
HB: It really was. As a woman, when you embrace where you are in life, then I think the struggle isn’t so hard. If you’re 42 and still think you’re an ingenue, then you’ve got a problem.

LB: Whose style do you like?
HB: Eva Mendes. She’s beautiful, and she’s sexy and hot, and I love her.

Halle Berry is a beautiful woman both inside and out … it’s hard not to like her. She really does come across as a likable person, who is both talented and savvy. I still don’t get why she’s is so uninterested in marrying her hot man Gabriel Aubry but she appears to be loving her life and living it to the fullest. You have to respect that. After the jump, check out a few photos from Halle‘s Harper’s Bazaar photospread …

Last night I met up with Darion and Loy for a quick bite to eat in Century City before we made our way to the movies. It was cool and rainy so we were really looking forward to a fun night at the movies … unfortch, Adventureland was not quite what we had in mind:

To be fair, the movie totally had its heart in the right place … it tried really hard to be good but, sadly, I didn’t find a thing about it that I liked. The story dragged way too long and the acting performances were not impressive at all. The main guy wants to be Michael Cera so bad … it was kinda sad. Ryan Reynolds, it pains me to say, was so boring in this film … it almost diminished my lurve for him. His character was desperate to be the character that Matthew McConaughey played in Dazed & Confused but it fell waaaaaaaaaaaaaay short. In fact, Adventureland the movie was a really sad attempt to be Dazed & Confused … it’s really bad. None of us were really impressed with the movie at all. I really cannot recommend this film at all … it’s not that funny, it’s not at all deep and it drags the entire time. I’m curious to hear if anyone else liked it … and why. As I said, the movie really tried but, IMHO, does not deliver.

No plans for tonight just yet … I have to finish some chores here and then pack my shizz for my weekend trip back East. While I am not looking forward to all the flying, I am looking forward to seeing David and his family. For them, I’d fly anywhere.

• Miley Cyrus admits that she still sleeps in her parents’ bed. How much you wanna bet Justin Gaston does, too.
• Levi Johnson just won’t stop talkin’ about the Palins.
• Insert your own Harry Pot-ter-themed joke HERE.
• President Barack Obama reveals what he likes to watch on TV.
• See, THIS is what I miss about the Abercrombie & Fitch catalog.
• LOL!!!!!!
• The governor of Rhode Island is against marriage equality, mebbe he needs to be replaced?
• Hiding in plain sight.
• Why does Kate Moss even bother to wear clothes?
• Jewel needs a better boob job.
• Who’s the genius who gave the ex-Playmate a gun?
• Celebs come out for The Story of Anvil.
• Sienna Miller confesses that she is nervous about her upcoming stint on Broadway.
• Taran Noah Smith (Home Improvement) is 25, Patricia Arquette is 41, Biz Markie is 45, Donita Sparks of L7 is 46 and John Schneider (The Dukes of Hazzard) is 49 years old today. Click HERE to see who else is celebrating a birthday today.
• No Doubt cover Adam Ant‘s Stand & Deliver.
• Common is the new face of the new smell of Diesel.
• Courtney Love is not as rich as she thought she was.

So … what do Zac Efron, Vanessa Hudgens, Thomas Lennon (Reno 911), Nicole Ritchie, Joel Madden, Lance Bass, Justin Long, Carmen Electra, Queen Latifah, Brittany Snow, Jessica Stroup, Brody Jenner, Nicole Sullivan and Jessica Rose (lonelygirl15) all have in common? Why, they are all featured in the latest video offering from FunnyorDie.com … which you can watch below:

I mean, I get what they are going for with this vid (the funny) but in the end, I think they missed the mark (hence, they all must die?). I must admit that I did laugh out loud when Lance Bass got confused for Lance Armstrong … that was kinda funny. And to be totally honest, there were a few LOL-worthy jokes but I’m afraid the vid is just way too corny overall. What do y’all think … do you dig it?

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Good Charlotte guitarist and all around entrepreneur Benji Madden was spotted making his way into the DCMA Store (that he owns with his brothers) on Melrose Ave. here in SoCal yesterday … and it was quite a sight to behold. Benji has *clearly* been spending a lot of time at the gym recently as you can tell by these hawt new photos:

I believe the word you are looking for is Da-yum! See, now I know that Benji is my homie and all but … these pics are just insane. Is it me or do his muscular arms seem to be almost perfectly proportional? He looks good, y’all … don’t cha think?

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In the wake of the dramatic break-up between Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson this past weekend, the ladies appear to be carrying on and doing fine separately … well, at least on the outside. After reports from various outlets surfaced that Lindsay has been “devastated” by the break-up and that she is living in “absolute Hell” without Samantha, Lindsay put on a brave face yesterday and stepped out on her own do run some errands. Here are a couple pics of Lindsay happily going about her biz yesterday and a report from US Weekly on how she is doing since the break-up — in her own words:

In the newest issue of Us Weekly, Lindsay Lohan opens up about her heartbreaking split from Samantha Ronson, the “humiliating” weekend showdown with Ronson’s family, and says that friends’ fears she is suicidal are unfounded. “It’s absolute hell,” Lohan told Us on Monday in a far-ranging interview over several lengthy phone calls and emails where she was agitated, crying and baffled by the turn of events. Ronson broke it off with her girlfriend of nearly two years last Friday, and hired five security guards to keep Lohan out of an afterparty for her sister Charlotte at the Chateau Marmont. (Lohan was staying directly one floor above the Ronsons with her mom Dina and sister Ali.) The next day, Ronson changed the locks on the Hollywood Hills home she shared with Lohan. On Monday, Ronson’s mom and sister asked police about obtaining a restraining order against Lohan, Beverly Hills Sgt. Nutall confirms to Us. Lohan says she’s “so alone” without Ronson. “Everyone’s turned on me,” says the actress. She tells the magazine that the night of the Chateau showdown, Nicole Richie walked by her and said “Uck,” and Drea De Matteo said, “Come at me, bitch.”

HMM. While Lindsay contends that “everyone” has abandoned her, at least she can rely on her father Michael Lohan to offer his aid and support. According to Daddy Lohan, he has “cleared his schedule” in order to make himself available for Lindsay:

Lindz and Sam appear to be over — and Lohan’s dad Michael offered support for his heartbroken daughter, while taking a jab at her mom! Despite Michael’s previous bickering with LiLo over Sam, Mr. Lohan tells “Extra” of their split, “Breakups are never pretty and they’re never easy. I’m here for Lindsay any time. I’ve cleared my schedule to go meet her in L.A.” Michael went on to say that he hopes Lindsay’s mom, Dina, would be there for the actress. “I hope Dina takes good care of her in the meantime. At a time like this she needs someone standing by her side. It’s about time she had both parents with her, without Dina driving a wedge between us. It’s time for Lindsay to resurrect her life and career.”

Cleared his schedule, huh? I guess that means that his plans to clean out the garage and pick up his dry cleaning can wait until Lindsay deigns to summon him for help. Yeah, he might want to just stick to his “schedule” cuz I don’t think Linds is gonna be calling him anytime soon.

As for Samantha, she insists that plans to get a retraining order against Lindsay are untrue and that she had no part in her family’s inquiry into obtaining any such court order. In fact, Sam has been going about her biz as usual keeping bizzy with work. Here are a few photos of Samantha spinning at Privé nightclub inside Planet Hollywood Resort & Casino this past Monday night doing her thang as usual:

Samantha Ronson may have split from Lindsay Lohan, but she doesn’t need help from the law to keep them apart. The Beverly Hills cops confirmed that Ronson’s family members asked about a restraining order following the couple’s recent breakup. But Ronson’s attorney, David Bass, tells PEOPLE: “Samantha has no plan to request a restraining order. There is no basis for one.” And a source close to the deejay offers this spin: “Sam does not want a restraining order against Lindsay Lohan. Sam had nothing to do with the restraining order against Lindsay that the police are talking about.” Adds the source: “Sam and Lindsay are broken up, but Sam does not feel she’s in any danger whatsoever. She thinks the whole thing is absurd.”

There is still a lot of emotional drama surrounding this break-up but I think it’ll all settle down very soon. While it is very possible that L. Ron may get back together at some point, I think this time apart will be great for both ladies to deal with all of this drama. Break-ups are hard for everyone … imagine having to deal with YOUR break-up in the public eye. Both Lindsay and Samantha will be fine, no matter what the eventual outcome. Just as Nelson once famously sang:

Only after the rain
Can you live again
You’ll see the sun appear to light the way
Only after the rain
Can you hope to find true love again
After the rain

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