You Can Take The Billy Ray Cyrus Out Of The Trailer Park …
Billy Ray Cyrus, the father of 16 year old Miley Cyrus responsible for hooking her up with her 20 year old manfriend Justin Gaston, was spotted posing for a few photos in Malibu, CA this weekend where he was proudly showing off his shiny crotchrocket motorcycle toy. White tank top t-shirt, ripped jeans, no socks … Billy Ray was totally in full effect during this impromptu photo session for the paps:
LOL! I love that Billy Ray just decided to pose for the assembled photogs in order to show the world what a classy guy he is. I mean, the ensemble alone tells the tale … you throw in the Suzuki motorcycle and, well, what else is there to say? It’s pretty amazing how a white tank top t-shirt can look so good on one man and yet, so tragic on another. You gotta admit, these photos really do seem to adequately represent a man who thinks it’s a great idea for his 16 year old daughter to date a 20 year old man. Seriously, these photos absolutely break my achey-breaky heart … and they make me want to poke out my eyeballs. Oh Billy Ray, sometimes you make it so easy.
[Photo credit: Splash News]
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March 2nd, 2009 at 6:17 am
I can look past the crotch rocket and MAYBE the white tank top…
but that hole is BAD. Someone send that man back to the early 90’s and remind him how to patch up holes in jeans with god awful fabrics. Maybe a bandana fabric or some stars and stripes?
It wouldn’t be a help to his redneck nature- but it would save our eyeballs. :)
March 2nd, 2009 at 6:23 am
this man isn’t just a tool, he’s a freakin’ tool box!
March 2nd, 2009 at 7:34 am
TOOL!
March 2nd, 2009 at 7:59 am
Agreed. He’s a tool and his daughter isn’t getting much help from him, either.
March 2nd, 2009 at 8:22 am
Midlife crisis lol.
Awkward.
March 2nd, 2009 at 8:28 am
What can I say there is really nothing…o ok I just thought of something GROSS
March 2nd, 2009 at 9:26 am
I feel wrong that I actually think he looks pretty hot here….
March 2nd, 2009 at 9:39 am
He looks like he needs to start doing some bicep curls ’cause dude’s lookin a little soft in the gun department!
March 2nd, 2009 at 10:44 am
Bahahahahahahahah hahahahah lol, what a choad!
March 2nd, 2009 at 10:45 am
Trust me, a 20 year old male is not a man. He is still very much a little boy. So I think Justin and Miley are a great match.
March 2nd, 2009 at 12:45 pm
oh.yuck!
March 2nd, 2009 at 12:47 pm
HMMM. Last time I checked, the “growing your hair out” trend died or something. You’re not a teenager so cut that! He is so washed up. yuccccccccck
March 2nd, 2009 at 1:20 pm
I think he is a good looking man, but WTF is up with counrty musicians and that terrible long, badly dyed highlights look? He and Kieth Urban look like idiots
March 2nd, 2009 at 1:58 pm
See I don’t think there is anything wrong with these pictures. If it were a young celeb no one would say anything. Not that I think the man looks particularly hot but for a guy his age he doesn’t look bad! And granted that whole ripped jeans grunge look died when Kurt did but maybe he’s just trying to bring it back!
March 2nd, 2009 at 2:44 pm
Oh my word, that man is a fox. How can you not be attracted to rock ‘n’ roll trash? Wow. Just wow.
March 2nd, 2009 at 4:07 pm
Gross. He looks like he needs a shower….
Just Gross, dude.
March 2nd, 2009 at 6:05 pm
“I mean, the ensemble alone tells the tale”.
INDEED! LOL. Nice man boobs and highlights.
March 2nd, 2009 at 6:34 pm
LOL this pics are hilarious! billy ray is such a douche..
March 2nd, 2009 at 8:36 pm
He looks fine – apart from the goatee and the ripped jeans … and the yellow bike – ahem.
March 3rd, 2009 at 12:12 am
What a douche…Pretty obvious why Miley turned out so freaking hideous!
September 15th, 2009 at 2:55 pm
Does he ever go shirtless? Cuz I think he is soo hot. I mean seriously, imagine him!! Yummy. I wonder if he has chest hair?!?!:)