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Billy Ray Cyrus, the father of 16 year old Miley Cyrus responsible for hooking her up with her 20 year old manfriend Justin Gaston, was spotted posing for a few photos in Malibu, CA this weekend where he was proudly showing off his shiny crotchrocket motorcycle toy. White tank top t-shirt, ripped jeans, no socks … Billy Ray was totally in full effect during this impromptu photo session for the paps:

LOL! I love that Billy Ray just decided to pose for the assembled photogs in order to show the world what a classy guy he is. I mean, the ensemble alone tells the tale … you throw in the Suzuki motorcycle and, well, what else is there to say? It’s pretty amazing how a white tank top t-shirt can look so good on one man and yet, so tragic on another. You gotta admit, these photos really do seem to adequately represent a man who thinks it’s a great idea for his 16 year old daughter to date a 20 year old man. Seriously, these photos absolutely break my achey-breaky heart … and they make me want to poke out my eyeballs. Oh Billy Ray, sometimes you make it so easy.

[Photo credit: Splash News]