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The season 5 Project Runway contestant that everyone LOVED to HATE, Ms. Kenley Collins, was arrested in NYC yesterday after she reportedly launched an assault on her ex-fiancée by attacking him with a laptop, apples … and a cat. Hahahahahaha! I mean … yeah. Because the police take assault with a deadly pussy seriously, Collins was arrested:

Project Runway season 5 finalist Kenley Collins was arrested in Brooklyn Tuesday after allegedly attacking a male with a laptop. According to the New York Police Department, Collins, 26, remembered by Runway fans for her brash manner and 1940s style, was charged with two counts of assault, criminal possession of a weapon and harassment after potentially striking a male in the head and face with a computer. According to earlier reports from TMZ.com, the reality star allegedly attacked her sleeping ex-fiancé with her pet cat, water, several apples and the laptop. The Web site also reports that Collins is currently being held in jail. Calls to Brooklyn county clerk’s office were not immediately returned, and attempts by PEOPLE to identify Collins’s attorney were not successful.

LOL! This has to be the funniest shizz I’ve ever heard. Anyone who is even remotely familiar with Project Runway season 5 has a pretty good feel for the kind of person that Kenley Collins is … details about her arrest aren’t all that surprising to me … they’re just funny as hell. After the jump, check out a photo of Kenley handcuffed and being led away by the police at the time of her arrest …

The chick sportin’ the hot new steel accessories is “Project Runway” finalist Kenley Collins — moments after the show’s most hated designer was arrested for attacking her ex-fiance with a live kitty cat! As TMZ first reported, the whole thing went down Tuesday morning in Brooklyn — Collins was hauled off to a local jail and charged with using the “purr-jectile object” as a weapon. Collins also fired off a few other items at her ex during the attack — including a laptop computer, several apples and some water. Collins was eventually released from the pokey without bail. No word on when she’ll be back to face the judge.

As a huge fan of Project Runway, I really love this ridiculousness … while it sucks hardcore that Project Runway cannot air on TV until the legal tussle over ownership is resolved, this little bit of news is a nice PR snack to tide us over HOPEFULLY until the show is allowed to return to TV. Hahahaha … so funny. And people think there is no life after a season of Project Runway ends.

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