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It appears that minor Hills castmember Doug Reinhardt learned a thing or two from his tenure on the show from the masters of love and villainy Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt when it comes to putting on a show for the paparazzi. Doug accompanied Paris Hilton on her trip to Hawaii this week and made sure to offer up a few kissy poses expressly for the paparazzi … behold:

Ugh. While Paris and Doug (sidebar: we should prolly come up with a name for them, yes?) aren’t nearly as obvious in their showmanship as is Speidi, I figure it’s only a matter of time before they slip into the same depths of desperation for attention as their relationship unfolds. For now, they are Hawaii’s problem … for which I extend my apologies. As long as they lei each other, the innocent Hawaiians should have no reason to fear.

[Photo credit: X17]