Paris Hilton & Doug Reinhardt Bring Their Lurve Gagfest To Hawaii
It appears that minor Hills castmember Doug Reinhardt learned a thing or two from his tenure on the show from the masters of love and villainy Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt when it comes to putting on a show for the paparazzi. Doug accompanied Paris Hilton on her trip to Hawaii this week and made sure to offer up a few kissy poses expressly for the paparazzi … behold:
Ugh. While Paris and Doug (sidebar: we should prolly come up with a name for them, yes?) aren’t nearly as obvious in their showmanship as is Speidi, I figure it’s only a matter of time before they slip into the same depths of desperation for attention as their relationship unfolds. For now, they are Hawaii’s problem … for which I extend my apologies. As long as they lei each other, the innocent Hawaiians should have no reason to fear.
[Photo credit: X17]
Tags: Doug Reinhardt, Paris Hilton
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March 10th, 2009 at 3:11 pm
Pug?
March 10th, 2009 at 3:14 pm
Yea, Pug because the are so UG(ly).
March 10th, 2009 at 3:14 pm
Doris?
March 10th, 2009 at 3:14 pm
Doris. Hahahahaha.
March 10th, 2009 at 3:15 pm
ECK..My friend is in Hawaii right now!! I will have to call her and tell her to HIDE!! This guy is the biggest douche ever!!!
March 10th, 2009 at 3:16 pm
My suggestions would be Dougis, Reinhil or Hilhardt. But I kinda like Pug too!
March 10th, 2009 at 3:21 pm
Ah man, I so thought i’d been original coming up with Pug….darn.
March 10th, 2009 at 3:22 pm
PairDog
Ha
March 10th, 2009 at 3:34 pm
You probably shouldn’t bother coming up with a name for them…it won’t last that long!
March 10th, 2009 at 3:35 pm
Douris. Although I like Doris and Pug as well :)
March 10th, 2009 at 3:36 pm
I agree with JJ, don’t bother, it won’t last once he gets his first outbreak of herpes!
March 10th, 2009 at 3:40 pm
I thought “Oh! Pug!” …and I am not original. Boo.
March 10th, 2009 at 3:45 pm
Daris?
Parug?
And I like Doris!
March 10th, 2009 at 3:45 pm
gagfest! lol lol lol
i like doris!
March 10th, 2009 at 3:46 pm
@Froggie2004 and JJ — but mebbe they’ll find true love in their communicablenss? it could happen :)
March 10th, 2009 at 3:49 pm
@Karly — ;)
March 10th, 2009 at 3:49 pm
communicable diseases you mean, Trent?
March 10th, 2009 at 3:56 pm
PD ug!
Dis
Hilthard
1 Month
LOL
March 10th, 2009 at 3:58 pm
Go Pug! Go Pug! Go Pug!
March 10th, 2009 at 4:02 pm
lol those are funny…. but i automatically thought of Daris when i read your post…
March 10th, 2009 at 4:10 pm
LOL damn my first thought was Pug too. And I also thought I was going to be original. Guess not, lol.
March 10th, 2009 at 4:11 pm
I like Pug. I hope they stay together so the diseases can finally stay contained for a while and quit spreading. My guy is named Steve so we make Steamy.
March 10th, 2009 at 4:17 pm
Or how bout Dog/Heir?? or Doug/Heir…
idunno
March 10th, 2009 at 4:18 pm
Pug for the win!
March 10th, 2009 at 4:20 pm
I thought of Doris as soon as I read the post. Too bad someone beat me to it! Lol!
March 10th, 2009 at 4:22 pm
Doug’s booty looks awful big in those manpris. If you are going to be a fame whore, you need to learn your best angles for the paparazzi.
March 10th, 2009 at 4:23 pm
Pardo?
DouPa?
March 10th, 2009 at 4:25 pm
I like Pug too! It was the first thing that came to my mind and I see I wasn’t the only one.
Also, forgive me for saying this, but if you squint your eyes & shake your head from side-to-side, he looks like Ryan Reynolds. I know, Ryan’s so pretty and I hate to compare but maybe it’s the lighting.
March 10th, 2009 at 4:30 pm
My vote goes with Pug!!! that’s freaking hysterical!!!
March 10th, 2009 at 4:43 pm
I most definitely like Pug! hahaha
March 10th, 2009 at 4:44 pm
howzit! okay what island? I live HAwai’i and we have alot of “famous” people here right now and I want to make sure I miss this one
March 10th, 2009 at 4:49 pm
Pug! For Sure
March 10th, 2009 at 4:56 pm
Pug is totally the first thing that popped into my head because they are both such dogs! love it! lol
March 10th, 2009 at 4:56 pm
A less icky sounding one could be HilHardt?
March 10th, 2009 at 5:16 pm
rofling at these names. Pug is the best, followed by Parug. Trent Pug hands down for them.
March 10th, 2009 at 5:23 pm
I’m all over Pug! That’s the FIRST thing I thought of and, of course, it’s all over the comments.
March 10th, 2009 at 5:29 pm
I think someone already suggested the name “Pug” when the first set of stomach-turning photos were posted, but I totally agree it should be the name.
March 10th, 2009 at 5:29 pm
I def vote for PUG!!!
March 10th, 2009 at 5:33 pm
Deffo Pug…. love it!
March 10th, 2009 at 5:43 pm
I vote for Pug!
March 10th, 2009 at 5:43 pm
I’m in Hawaii too, and it’s time for be to bust out the economy-sized Purell if they be haunting my island.
March 10th, 2009 at 5:49 pm
PARISUG! Reminds me of parasite which, oddly, seems fitting. :)
March 10th, 2009 at 6:08 pm
How about “Psuck Hardt”
PS: I think I hate them.
March 10th, 2009 at 6:10 pm
I think its gotta be Pug.
They could even have a little cartoon icon, the Fug Pug named Doris.
March 10th, 2009 at 6:23 pm
Here’s a name: POUG! Although, I think it’s an insult to pugs everywhere.
March 10th, 2009 at 6:23 pm
DILTON
March 10th, 2009 at 6:26 pm
Oh, I guess I was beaten to it. I’d vote for Doris. lol
March 10th, 2009 at 6:30 pm
Here I thought Doris would be somewhat unique. ;) Pug is also a great one, ha!
March 10th, 2009 at 7:03 pm
PARISHARD
*EPIC WINS*
March 10th, 2009 at 7:59 pm
I suppose Paris is paying for this trip? How embarassing for that guy….
March 10th, 2009 at 8:14 pm
Pug — ROTFL!
How about Paroug?
March 10th, 2009 at 8:19 pm
Definitely PUG!
March 10th, 2009 at 8:32 pm
Another one who thought of Pug and felt original.
March 10th, 2009 at 9:16 pm
Ok Jill’s DILTON cracked me up!!!!!!! Pug was a given but DILTON! HAHAHAHA!
March 10th, 2009 at 9:18 pm
poug
March 10th, 2009 at 9:39 pm
pug and doris are both AWESOME lol
March 10th, 2009 at 9:40 pm
DouchePair
March 10th, 2009 at 10:12 pm
I like pug. perfect
March 10th, 2009 at 10:20 pm
I think these two are so perfect for each other. Is it wrong if I hope it lasts? haha
March 10th, 2009 at 10:59 pm
Did anyone say Reinton yet? Or Reinlton. Not as funny, I like pug.
March 10th, 2009 at 11:05 pm
what about… “the nobodys”
March 10th, 2009 at 11:26 pm
Poug (Pug) I’m a big fan of that! Haha the minute Trent said they need a name it just popped into my head! And apparently everyone elses!
March 10th, 2009 at 11:33 pm
i totally first thought of par-ug!! pug doesn’t quite have the ugliness that these two exuberate..
March 11th, 2009 at 1:14 am
“Paris-got-Doug-Hardt-to-the-Hilt” too long? okay how about DougTon? but I feel like Paris’ name has to come first as she is the bigger deal, right? Hilt-Hardt?
March 11th, 2009 at 1:51 am
i like pug. but spelled as Poug HAHAHA
March 11th, 2009 at 4:38 am
Pardo?
March 11th, 2009 at 4:59 am
call them DOURIS !!!
March 11th, 2009 at 5:18 am
I think we should name them Peinhardt, cause I bet it “pains your heart” to see the PDA that they continue to subject us to, lol!!!!
March 11th, 2009 at 6:11 am
POUG – prounounced ‘pug’, i agree!!
March 11th, 2009 at 7:53 am
Hideous Dress she is wearing! ewwww
March 11th, 2009 at 7:59 am
no!! their name cannot be pug. pugs are way too cute and awesome and it would be an insult to pugs everywhere!
March 11th, 2009 at 8:13 am
I say Poug – only pronounced like…POO-G
March 11th, 2009 at 8:58 am
Let’s call them The Simple Hills…LOL!!!!
March 11th, 2009 at 1:35 pm
What the fug is up with her shoes?? god, her feet are ginormous as it is, does she have to adorn them in gold? heinous.
March 11th, 2009 at 6:29 pm
@ Laura–my thoughts exactly!