It appears that minor Hills castmember Doug Reinhardt learned a thing or two from his tenure on the show from the masters of love and villainy Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt when it comes to putting on a show for the paparazzi. Doug accompanied Paris Hilton on her trip to Hawaii this week and made sure to offer up a few kissy poses expressly for the paparazzi … behold:

Ugh. While Paris and Doug (sidebar: we should prolly come up with a name for them, yes?) aren’t nearly as obvious in their showmanship as is Speidi, I figure it’s only a matter of time before they slip into the same depths of desperation for attention as their relationship unfolds. For now, they are Hawaii’s problem … for which I extend my apologies. As long as they lei each other, the innocent Hawaiians should have no reason to fear.
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i totally first thought of par-ug!! pug doesn’t quite have the ugliness that these two exuberate..
“Paris-got-Doug-Hardt-to-the-Hilt” too long? okay how about DougTon? but I feel like Paris’ name has to come first as she is the bigger deal, right? Hilt-Hardt?
i like pug. but spelled as Poug HAHAHA
Pardo?
call them DOURIS !!!
I think we should name them Peinhardt, cause I bet it “pains your heart” to see the PDA that they continue to subject us to, lol!!!!
POUG – prounounced ‘pug’, i agree!!
Hideous Dress she is wearing! ewwww
no!! their name cannot be pug. pugs are way too cute and awesome and it would be an insult to pugs everywhere!
I say Poug – only pronounced like…POO-G
Let’s call them The Simple Hills…LOL!!!!
What the fug is up with her shoes?? god, her feet are ginormous as it is, does she have to adorn them in gold? heinous.
@ Laura–my thoughts exactly!