Madonna & Jesus Luz ‘Snow’ How To Spend A Date Night
Yesterday we saw photos of Madonna escorting her children, Jesus Luz included, to the Kabbalah Centre in NYC for an evening of Sabbath worship celebration but it appears that that was not the only outing that Madonna & Child spent in each other’s company. Here are a few photos of Madge and Jesus as they stepped out last night to enjoy a quiet date night together in snowy NYC:

AWWW, don’t they look cute together. You gotta hand it to Madonna, whether or not she and Chuy are seriously together (or seriously pulling our collective chain), the pair do make a handsome couple. Just think, a few months ago Jesus Luz was a totally unknown model in Brazil prolly living out his existence with all the normalcy that we enjoy on a day to day basis … then, one day, Madonna herself plucks him from obscurity and enlists his aid in either fulfilling her romantic needs or fulfilling her publicity needs … in either case, the attention is a BOON for the formerly unknown Jesus Luz. Lawd, I just love watching these two do whatever it is that they do. I gotta admit, I really love that Madonna at 50 is still as virile as Madonna at 25 … which is good, cuz she’s gonna need to keep up with this little scamp Jesus who is a mere 22. God bless Madonna & Child … here’s hoping the entertainment never ends.
[Photo credit: Splash News]


March 2nd, 2009 at 8:34 am
Ugh..No disrespect, but I can’t disagree with you more, Trent..I think she looks like his mom! His great looking mom, but his mom just the same..He’s a 22 year old kid!! I just feel like she’s taking advantage of him..It totally gives me the creeps..And she has old vag! That can’t be pleasant!!
March 2nd, 2009 at 8:40 am
she needs to chill out on the face procedures. she’s starting to look Joan Rivers-esque.
March 2nd, 2009 at 9:03 am
I think there’s a strong likelihood he’s using his own name in vain to curse her for plucking him out of a South American summer and dropping him into a North American deep freeze.
March 2nd, 2009 at 9:06 am
Is that a dead ferret around her neck?? The third pic looks like it has a face.
March 2nd, 2009 at 9:06 am
I hope to look that bad at 50 to be honest I just don’t know what I would have in common with a 22 year old but now at my age I can think of somethings I could have in common hehehehe!!
March 2nd, 2009 at 9:28 am
She kinda looks like Kylie. :o
March 2nd, 2009 at 9:37 am
Maddie sure does love the Latino guys. Guess that’s why her and Guy didn’t work out. He was too….British and whitebread!! LOL.
March 2nd, 2009 at 10:22 am
I’m sorry but Madonna is just gross. She always has been.
March 2nd, 2009 at 11:12 am
ew, this age difference is gross. As it would be if it were a 50-yr-old man with a 22-yr-old girl. Blaaargh.
March 2nd, 2009 at 12:03 pm
His hair reminds me of A.C. Slater from Saved by the Bell…
March 2nd, 2009 at 12:03 pm
Hahahahaha – Trent, did you come up with “Madonna & Child”??? That is hysterical – my favorite celebrity couple moniker to date :)
March 2nd, 2009 at 1:29 pm
Why is it that most men Madonna has been with look like these greasy bad boys? Guess you can take the girl out of Detroit, but not the Detroit out of the girl.
March 2nd, 2009 at 1:52 pm
She’s gross and ridiculous. Somebody needs to tell her to STOP she is dating a 22 year old, it’s disgusting. She has a 13 year old daughter! How do you think she feels about that?? I’m sure those two have NOTHING to talk about, the age gap is way to big, at least pick a 30 year old one.
March 2nd, 2009 at 2:06 pm
hhahahahah…..did you hear that his mother thinks that Madona kidnapped him and is holding him against his will. I think it’s true, I loved her in the 80’s but she needs to give it up already with trying to be 20. Admit your age, and age with grace.
March 2nd, 2009 at 3:52 pm
if 80-60yo man can date a women in her 20’s and the entire world doesn’t say crap about it….why can’t Madonna? More power to you Madonna! It just comes down to jealousy.
March 2nd, 2009 at 3:59 pm
why do some people have a problem with Madonna looking good at her age? Wait until you’re 50….. hopefully, you’ll see that you don’t have to look like shit and dry up & die, just because you’re 50…
That Jesus sure is a pretty, pretty man!!! Mmmmmm!!
March 2nd, 2009 at 6:00 pm
lol For real. What could they possibly have to talk about? Maybe I answered my own question….
March 2nd, 2009 at 6:31 pm
madonna looks like portia de rossi in these photos!
March 2nd, 2009 at 8:22 pm
Again I have to say – the cheek implants are way too big! … I just can’t take these new relationships seriously. It’s all about her needing to be the one in control. Not all men her age are old … Time to grow up.
March 3rd, 2009 at 7:05 am
She just lost her pizazz. She’s trying so desperately to stay in the headlines. I know you love her Trent, but she’s just over rated in my book.
March 3rd, 2009 at 12:16 pm
She and Kylie must be using the same surgeon. They are beginning to look alike!!!!
March 3rd, 2009 at 7:13 pm
that doesn’t look like Madonna! weird.
March 4th, 2009 at 7:48 am
Madonna looks great.
I still admire her.
Over 20 yrs now.
She still rocks.
March 4th, 2009 at 3:25 pm
It’s possible that M could have sheek implants… but I don’t think she does.. I think she has some kind of “filler” in them, but not implanted objects…. When you get older and don’t have a lot of body fat, your face starts to look gaunt. A way to look less like that, is to fill certain “sunken” areas of the face, so it takes up the space. I think (cuz I DON’T *know*) that she’s at least been trying to do this face thing in the least-surgical way possible – and I think that’s alright. I just hope she never does anything that really makes her look like Joan Rivers, Jocelyn Wildenstien, etc.